Party Monster (2003) - Quotes

A Unique Bond Between Friends

Michael: We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James.

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Hot Chocolate and Ecstasy Conversation

James: I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate.

Michael: Can you put some ecstasy in mine?

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Journey Expectations in a Night Out

Keoki: Are we going far?

Michael: All the way I hope.

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Introduction and Dismissal Between Characters

Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Alig.

James: Well I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!

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Missing Elements in a Familiar Place

Michael: So, notice anything different?

James: [looks around] The flies?

Michael: No, seriously James. Anything or anyone missing? Like a drug dealer who used to live here?

James: Well darling that could be anyone. Can I buy a vowel?

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Struggles of a Writer's Progress

Michael: So. How's the novel coming?

James: I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block.

Michael: Two pages in five years?

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Confrontation Over Drug Use and Self-Reflection

James: Michael, I hate you for making me say serious things so I will only say this once. You've gone too far with the drugs.

Michael: Have you looked in the mirror lately?

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Unusual Conversations at a Party Scene

Elke: He was always making money. He just had a knack for it. My little candy man.

Christina: How do you like my UFO?

Police Officer: [trying to pick Christina up] Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl.

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A Unique Perspective on Satisfaction

James St. James: It was better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!

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Embrace Yourself and Shine Brightly

James St. James: It doesn't matter what you look like! I mean if you have a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing.

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A Unique Take on Party Substances

James St. James: Mm, lightly toasted animal tranquilizer.

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Addiction to Glamour Over Drugs

James St. James: I am not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamor!

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The Joy of Preparing Meat

James St. James: Darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up.

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Survival at the North Pole

James St. James: The North Pole! I've made it across the frozen tundra. My faithful huskies perished in the blizzard way back. I had to eat them.

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Unwanted Growth of Affection

James St. James: Michael was growing on me. Like a fungus.

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The Path to Wisdom through Excess

James St. James: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Blake, William. That's really all you need to know. That and "Don't dream it, be it!

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Embracing Existence Without Action

James St. James: I don't do. I just am.

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Testing the Limits of Expression

James St. James: Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the D'urbervilles.

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Invitation to a Party and Relationship

Michael Alig: Come to my party. You can be my boyfriend.

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Claiming Ownership in a Shared Space

Michael Alig: ..Not that it's your movie. You think it's yours. But it's really mine. All mine.

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Understanding Skrink la do Language

Michael Alig: That's Skrink la do, to you.

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Jealousy and Consequences in Party Monster

Michael Alig: Oh James, I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous.

Disparaging Remarks About Authenticity and Originality

Michael Alig: You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, faggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!