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Survival at the North Pole
James St. James
The North Pole! I've made it across the frozen tundra. My faithful huskies perished in the blizzard way back. I had to eat them.
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Hot Chocolate and Ecstasy Conversation
James
I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate.
Michael
Can you put some ecstasy in mine?
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Critique of a Drug Addict's Apathy
Michael Alig
Typical James, tired old drug addict. Can't even stay awake for your own movie!
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Celebrating with a unique birthday wish
Michael Alig
But it's my birthday and I want a bloodfeast!
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Party Enthusiasm on the Go
Michael Alig
Oh please, party in the truck!
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Struggles of a Writer's Progress
Michael
So. How's the novel coming?
James
I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block.
Michael
Two pages in five years?
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Understanding Skrink la do Language
Michael Alig
That's Skrink la do, to you.
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The Joy of Preparing Meat
James St. James
Darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up.
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The Path to Wisdom through Excess
James St. James
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Blake, William. That's really all you need to know. That and "Don't dream it, be it!
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Addiction to Glamour Over Drugs
James St. James
I am not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamor!
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Unwanted Growth of Affection
James St. James
Michael was growing on me. Like a fungus.
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Rats on Crack: A Distorted Perspective
Michael Alig
That's not a crack hole, that's a rat hole. Rats on crack attack!
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Substance Use and Personal Boundaries
Michael Alig
I won't do crack without heroin!
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Excess Leads to Fabulousness
Michael Alig
The road of excess leads to the palace of... fabulousness!
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Journey Expectations in a Night Out
Keoki
Are we going far?
Michael
All the way I hope.
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Invitation to a Party and Relationship
Michael Alig
Come to my party. You can be my boyfriend.
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Jealousy and Consequences in Party Monster
Michael Alig
Oh James, I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous.
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Embracing Existence Without Action
James St. James
I don't do. I just am.
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Missing Elements in a Familiar Place
Michael
So, notice anything different?
James
The flies?
[looks around]
Michael
No, seriously James. Anything or anyone missing? Like a drug dealer who used to live here?
James
Well darling that could be anyone. Can I buy a vowel?
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A Unique Take on Party Substances
James St. James
Mm, lightly toasted animal tranquilizer.
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Unusual Conversations at a Party Scene
Elke
He was always making money. He just had a knack for it. My little candy man.
Christina
How do you like my UFO?
Police Officer
Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl.
[trying to pick Christina up]
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Claiming Ownership in a Shared Space
Michael Alig
..Not that it's your movie. You think it's yours. But it's really mine. All mine.
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Confrontation Over Drug Use and Self-Reflection
James
Michael, I hate you for making me say serious things so I will only say this once. You've gone too far with the drugs.
Michael
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
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Humorous Take on Drug Addiction Awareness
Michael Alig
We'll put James in a cage and hang a sign over it that says, "Do not feed the drug child!
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Disparaging Remarks About Authenticity and Originality
Michael Alig
You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, faggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!
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Embrace Yourself and Shine Brightly
James St. James
It doesn't matter what you look like! I mean if you have a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing.
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Introduction and Dismissal Between Characters
Michael
Hi. I'm Michael Alig.
James
Well I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!
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Creating a Colorful, Endless World
Michael Alig
I wanted to create my own world. A world full of color where everyone could play. One big party that never ends.
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A Unique Bond Between Friends
Michael
We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James.
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A Unique Perspective on Satisfaction
James St. James
It was better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!
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Testing the Limits of Expression
James St. James
Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the D'urbervilles.
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Promise of Love and Acceptance
Michael Alig
You'll love me. I promise.
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