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Familiarity with Aliens: A Cultural Commentary
Paul
Over the last 60 years, the human race has been drip-fed images of my face, on lunchboxes and t-shirts and shit. It’s in case our species do meet, you don’t have a fucking spaz attack!
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The Inheritors of the Earth
Paul
What do you know, the ] shall inherit the Earth.
[[geek]
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Humorous Comment on Furry Costumes
Clive Gollings
(after being asked about having sex with a girl dressed like an Ewok) Well, she was furry nice.
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Unity in the Journey for Paul
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This Spring, they're all for one and one for Paul.
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Unexpected Reaction to Unusual Feature
Agent Lorenzo Zoil
Three tits. That's awesome.
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Invitation to a Close Encounter
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Who's up for a close encounter?
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Praise for Graeme and Clive's performance
Paul
You were amazing, Graeme! That cop didn’t suspect a thing! And Clive… you didn’t pee your pants.
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Character's Frustration with a Colleague
Agent Lorenzo Zoil
Mother fucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch!
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Only Girls Phone Home
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Only Girls Phone Home
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The Many Faces of an Alien Character
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Fugitive, celebrity, slacker, joker, alien.
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Clarifying the Name of Aliens
Clive Gollings
Aliens aren’t called Paul.
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Unexpected Destinations in Travel Plans
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There were many sights they planned to see. This was not one of them.
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Dismissive Remarks on Uninteresting Conversations
Agent Lorenzo Zoil
(after shooting the communicator) Boring conversation anyway.
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A Command in Klingon Language
Clive Gollings
(in Klingon) Graeme. Strike this woman.
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Evolution and Humanity's Future
Paul
Evolution, baby.
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Humorous Reference to Artistic Inspiration
Paul
(to Graeme, who is drawing a portrait of him) Are you going to draw me like one of your French girls, ]?
[[w:Titanic (1997 film)|Jack]
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A Strong Reaction to Personal Space Invasion
Paul
Get your goddamn hands off my motherfucking junk!
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Awkward Moment of Realization
Paul
Clive, I can feel your boner.
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Exploring the Unseen Midwest Experience
Graeme Willy
We’re just a couple of regular guys on a tour of the less touristy side of the American Midwest.
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Feeling a Connection to the Alien Experience
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Ever felt a little alien? (UK poster)
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Taking Chances for a Greater Good
Graeme Willy
He needs our help. Sometimes you just got to roll the dice.
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Clive's Interest in Extraterrestrial Beings
Paul
Clive likes boning space bears!
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Agent's Demands for Information on Nerds
Agent Lorenzo Zoil
(to Haggard and O’Reilly) Listen to me, Frick and Fuck, I want you to tell me everything you remember about the pissy nerds.
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Probing Time Announcement
Paul
Yo, fucknuts! It’s probing time.
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Taking Risks in Life
Paul
Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice.
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