PCU (1994) - Quotes

The Feeling of Anticipation

Pigman: Pins and needles!

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Thesis on Caine and Hackman Collaboration

Pigman: [[w:A_Bridge_Too_Far|A Bridge Too Far] ]." Caine and Hackman in the same movie. This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!

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Embracing Freedom in Unconventional Moments

Pigman: Shower scene....

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Confronting Reality in a Frustrating Situation

Rand: Whoa! Reality check here! Earth to tall bitch! What is your fault? This is!

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Misguided Leadership and Uncontrollable Chaos

Rand: I scheme and plan for months and it gets screwed up because you can't control the students! Never send a woman to do a man's job!

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Critique of Changing Campus Culture

Rand: Pride of the Port Chester sports program, Tom: Hippie Olympics. Doesn't matter who wins cause they're all losers. You know, it's sad, really. This school used to be a bastion of rich, white elitism. And now... now they let homosexuals on the football team. Whining minorities run the student government. And you can't even coerce a woman into having sex with you without being brought up on charges.

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A Binger to Brighten Your Day

Mersh: Just one binger to brighten up your day

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Encouragement for Recreational Use

Mersh: Have a bong hit!

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Proposal to Bring in Blotter

Mersh: We're getting housed here, guys. I say we bring in Blotter.

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Music and Identity in PCU

Mersh: [[w:George_Clinton_%28funk_musician%29|George Clinton] Funk, Gutter, funk! ], Parliament Funkadelic. Dude, aren't you a music major?

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Moment of Realization in PCU

Gutter: I... I didn't exhale?

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A Quick Hit Before Leaving

Gutter: Just one hit, then I gotta go.

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Advice on Substance Use and Focus

Gutter: Mersh, you gotta lay off the pipe man. Clinton is playing right here!

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Invitation to a college gathering at the Pit

Mullaney: Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just don't have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid.

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The Bicentennial Tour of Historical Nonsense

Mullaney: You gotta make sure he gives you the bicentennial tour: 200 years of bull-shit.

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Settling the Score Over Milkbones

Mullaney: Now we're even for the milkbones.

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The Utility of Gutter in Life

James "Droz" Andrews: Gutter is a tool!

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Reflections on Unappealing Snacks

James "Droz" Andrews: Mmm. Warm, flat beer. Soggy chips. Think about that.

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The Art of Bullshitting in Academia

James "Droz" Andrews: [[w:Game_Boy|Game Boy] You can major in ] if you know how to bullshit.

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Music History Before 1989 Explained

James "Droz" Andrews: I don't know if you're aware, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.

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The Consistent Presence of Movies on TV

James "Droz" Andrews: [[Michael Caine; [w:Gene_hackman|Gene Hackman] Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a ] or ] movie playing on TV.

Misunderstanding of Women's Identity

James "Droz" Andrews: [[w:womyn|womynists] Those aren't women, Tom. Those are ].

A List of Unconventional Supplies

James "Droz" Andrews: Alright right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?

Invitation for a Shower Scene

James "Droz" Andrews: [[w:Dressed_to_Kill|Dressed To Kill] Call me for the shower scene in "]".

Critique of an Obsolete Major

James "Droz" Andrews: [[w:Sanskrit|Sanskrit] ]. You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.

Reference to a historical figure's absurdity

James "Droz" Andrews: You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.

Frustration with Delayed Plans and Distractions

James "Droz" Andrews: [[w:Cheeba|cheeba] Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking ]-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.