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Debate on the Existence of a Dragon
Dr. Terminus
In my Scientific Opinion, the Existence of a Dragon would have an Impact of;–– Gigantic Proportions! ] and legend would become… ], and ]. You could really make a quick buck with it.
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Lampie
But I can prove it! I can prove it! His name is Elliott! I can show you, he's downstairs, I can take you to see him right now…
Dr. Terminus
Unfortunately, I cannot make it right now. I have an Appointment with a Young Lady, who's interested… in a nursing career.
[Exit Terminus]
Hoagy
I wanna see it.
Lampie
Y wanna see it?! Well, if y wanna see it, you shall! But first… first let's have a quick one. For the rocks we'll hafta climb… and the dragon… the dragon is scary.
Hoagy
Okay; okay; I'll have one for the rocks.
Lampie
An one for the scary.
Hoagy
Quoddy.
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Math Discovery in a Conversation
Pete
Nine and nine are eighteen.
Nora
Really?
Pete
Nine times nine are eighty-one.
Nora
Wow.
Pete
Two thousand pounds make a ton.
Nora
Amazing.
Pete
That sign says "Passamaquoddy".
Nora
You still have to go to ].
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Pete
Do I have to like it?
Nora
Like it or hate it, you have to go. D'you want to be stupid when you grow up? Like the Gogans?
Pete
Okay, I like it, I like it!
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