A Bachelor and a Career Girl's Encounter
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Footloose bachelor...beautiful career girl...and the world's most fascinating pastime!
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Life Beyond the Light Switch
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It's what goes on when the lights go off!
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Unexpected Plans and New Connections
Brad: [on the phone pretending to be Rex]
Am I gonna see you tonight?
Jan:
I'd love to Rex, but I already have a date.
Brad:
Who with?
Jan:
A client. You don't know him. Jonathan Forbes.
Brad:
Of course, you're not the kind of girl who would break a date.
Jan:
No I'm not.
Brad:
And I ain't the kinda guy who'd ask you to.
Jan:
I know you're not.
Brad:
I'll pick you up at 8.
Jan:
I'll be ready.
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Misunderstandings About Past Relationships
Jonathan:
Brad, she is the sweetest, she is the loveliest, she is the most talented woman I have ever met.
Brad:
That's what you said when you married that stripper.
Jonathan:
She wasn't a stripper. She was an exotic dancer... with trained doves.
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Unexpected Dancing Plans Revealed
Brad:
Why don't you take her over for the rest of the evening?
Jonathan:
Me?
Brad:
Yeah! Take her dancing maybe. She's dying to learn how to dance.
Jonathan:
Wait wait. She doesn't know how to dance?
Brad:
Well naturally, she doesn't get out of the house very often.
Jonathan:
What do you mean, "naturally"?
Brad:
Jonathan, believe me, you and Moose - I mean Miss Taggett will get along...
Jonathan:
Moose"?
Brad:
So what the girl picks up a nickname? You know, how cruel kids can be. Especially, when someone is a little different.
Jonathan:
Different? How different?
Brad: [hesitatingly points to face]
Well... You know. Just different.
Jonathan: [Pointing to a fat lady sitting at a table]
That couldn't be her, could it?
Brad:
How can you tell?
Brad:
See, she's so friendly. C'mon.
Jonathan:
Oh no! Its your moose. Happy Hunting!
Brad:
Yes, indeed.
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Understanding What You're Missing in Life
Jan: [about living alone]
Well, what am I missing?
Alma:
If you have to ask, you're missing it!
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Living Together and Off-Color Remarks
Jan:
We'll just have to try living with each other...
Brad:
Well?
Jan:
I was waiting for you to make some off-color remark.
Brad:
Miss Morrow, is that all you have on your mind?
Jan:
Never mind my mind! You just stick to your half-hour and I'll stick to mine!
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Miscommunication in Relationships
Brad:
Look, I don't know what's bothering you, but don't take your bedroom problems out on me.
Jan:
I have no bedroom problems. There's nothing in my bedroom that bothers me.
Brad:
Oh-h-h-h. That's too bad.
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Unexpected Reactions to a Disturbing Situation
Jan:
Officer, arrest this man - he's taking me up to his apartment!
Police Officer:
Well, I can't say that I blame him, miss.
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The Paradox of Solitude and Acceptance
Alma:
If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.
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The Cost of Love and Sacrifice
Brad Allen:
Why did I spend a fortune having this apartment done over? Why did I cut myself off from every girl I know? Why does any man destroy himself? Because he thinks he's getting married!
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A Hangover Like No Other
Brad Allen:
I've had hangovers before, but this time, even my hair hurts.
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Unexpected Comparisons in Gender Roles
Jan Morrow:
Can you believe that? They sent a woman. That's like sending a marshmallow to put out a bonfire.
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A Night of Surrender and Affection
Jan Morrow:
I'm yours tonight. My darling possess me.
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Preparing for a social encounter
Jan Morrow:
If you'll excuse me, I better go to the powder moon. I mean room. Fix my lipstick.
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Desire for Intimate Conversation and Connection
Jan Morrow:
Wonder how it would be to have someone to pillow talk with me?
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Perspective on Personal Problems
Jan Morrow:
At least my problems can be solved in one bedroom. You couldn't solve yours in a thousand!
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Challenging Stereotypes in Communication
Jan Morrow:
Mr. Allen, this may come as a surprise to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
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