Name: Pinocchio
Genre: Fantasy, Animation, Family
Released: 1940-02-23
Duration: 88 min
Rating: 7.1
Cast: Dickie Jones, Cliff Edwards, Christian Rub, Evelyn Venable, Walter Catlett

31 quotes

Pinocchio

Determined Journey to Rescue a Loved One

Jiminy Cricket Hey, where are ya goin'?

[following after Pinocchio]

Pinocchio I'm going to find him!

Jiminy Cricket But, Pinoke, are you crazy?! Do you not realize that he's inside a whale?!

Pinocchio I gotta go to him!

Jiminy Cricket Hey, Pinoke! Wait! Listen here, Son! But this Monstro, I've heard of him; he's a whale of a whale! Why, he swallows whole ships alive! Tie it good and tight, now. And besides, it's dangerous! Why, I-

[Pinocchio keeps going straight to a high cliff overlooking the ocean in the morning, with Jiminy following all the way; Pinocchio starts tying a rock to his donkey tail; then helps tie Pinocchio's tail to the rock completely]

Pinocchio Good-bye, Jiminy.

[extends a hand for a handshake from Jiminy]

Jiminy Cricket Good-bye? I may be live bait down there, but I'm with ya! C'mon, Pinoke. Let's go. LOOK OUT BELOW! Gangway down there!

[hops onto the rock and holds his nose; screams as they jump down from high off the cliff; they plunge into the ocean with a gigantic splash, and the rock attached to Pinocchio's tail drags them to the ocean floor]

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Pinocchio

Jiminy Cricket's Enthusiastic Expression

Taglines Jiminy Cricket - what a show!

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Pinocchio

Pinocchio: A Multiplane Technicolor Adventure

Taglines ]'s Full Length FEATURE Production Pinocchio In Multiplane TECHNICOLOR

[[Walt Disney]

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Pinocchio

Search for Pinocchio Amidst Celebration

Geppetto What could have happened to him? Where could he be at this hour? I'd better go out again, and look for him. And remember, nobody eats a bite, until I find him.

[puts on his hat, coat, and scarf, and then takes a lantern; to Figaro and Cleo]

Stromboli ...I buy a new suit and I swing-a that cane, I eat-a the bread and I drink-a champagne! I got-a no strings on-a me! Bravo, Pinocchio!

[singing; chuckles heartily]

Pinocchio They like me!

Stromboli Mmmmmm.... 200. You are-a sensational!

[slides a stack of coins across the table with his machete; pokes an olive off his table]

Pinocchio You mean I'm good?

Stromboli Ah, 300! You are-a colossal!

[slides another stack; chops some bread very close to Pinocchio]

Pinocchio Does that mean that I'm an actor?

Stromboli Sure! I will push you in the public’s eye! Your face, she will-a be on everybody's tongue!

[bites an onion]

Pinocchio Will she?

[sheds tears due to Stromboli's onion breath]

Stromboli Yeah. What's this?! For you, my little Pinocchio.

[notices a washer in his stacks of coins; bites down on the washer and angrily curses in Italian until he realizes Pinocchio is listening; he calms down and gives the bent washer to him]

Pinocchio For me? Gee, thanks! I'll run right home and tell my father!

Stromboli Home-a? Oh, sure! Going home to your father! Oh, that is-a very-a comical!

[spits out the wine he was drinking, and coughs; laughs; laughs]

Pinocchio You mean it's funny?

Stromboli Oh, sure! Yes!

[laughs]

Pinocchio I'll be back in the morning!

[joins him in laughing]

Stromboli Be back in the morning?! Going-a home? There! THIS will be-a your home! Where I can find-a you always!

[curses in Italian gibberish for a moment; realizes Pinocchio is still listening and joins him in laughing until he throws him in a birdcage; snaps the padlock shut]

Pinocchio No! No! No!

[shakes the birdcage bars]

Stromboli Yes! Yes! Yes! To me, you are-a belonging! We will tour-a the world! Paris! London! Monte Carlo! Constantinople!

[shakes his rear end at his prisoner]

Pinocchio No! No!

Stromboli YES! We start-a TONIGHT! Mmm... You will make lots of-a money... FOR ME! And when you are growing too old, you will make-a good... FIREWOOD!

[slams his hand on the table; mutters greedily in Italian as he pours all of his money into a sack; slams the sack into his cummerbund; picks up an axe; throws the axe; the axe lands on a broken puppet; Stromboli starts laughing maniacally]

Pinocchio Let me outta here! I gotta get out! You can't keep me…

[shakes the birdcage bars]

Stromboli QUIET!!!! SHUT UP!!!!! Before I KNOCK-A you silly! Good night… ...my little wooden gold mine.

[jumps on the floor; blows a kiss to Pinocchio; laughs evilly, then walks out and slams the wagon door, blowing out the lantern and making the room completely dark]

Pinocchio No! No! Wait! Let me out! I'll tell my father!

[shakes the birdcage bars; shakes his fist in serious anger]

Stromboli Giddyap!

[cracks his whip to his horses; The wagon starts moving]

Pinocchio Jiminy! Oh, Jiminy! Oh, Jiminy, where are you?! Jiminy Cricket!

[whistles; whistles; Crying]

Jiminy Cricket Well, there he goes. Sitting in the lap of luxury with the world at his feet. Oh, well. I can always say that I knew him when I met him. I'll just get out of his life quietly. But I would like to wish him luck, though. Sure. Why not? Pinocchio? Pinocchio? It's me. Your old friend, Jiminy. Remember?

[about Pinocchio; enters Stromboli's wagon, and then looks for Pinocchio]

Pinocchio Jiminy! Gee, I'm glad to see you!

[sheds a tear]

Jiminy Cricket Pinocchio! What's happened? What did he do to you?

[runs to the birdcage; hops up onto the birdcage]

Pinocchio Oh, he was mad! He said that he's gonna push my face into everybody's eyes!

[about Stromboli]

Jiminy Cricket Oh, yeah?!

Pinocchio And...And just because I'm a gold brick, he...he's gonna chop me into firewood!

Jiminy Cricket Oh, is that so? Now, don't you worry, son. I'll have you out of here in no time at all. Why, this is...this is just as easy as rolling off a...Whoa! Kinda rusty. Needs a li'l oil! That's what I said. WHOA! Must be one of the old models.

[Pinocchio nods; climbs into the padlock through the keyhole; falls into the padlock. Pinocchio listens, as he tries to open the padlock up. He comes out of the padlock, takes his coat and hat off, hangs them both on a screw of the padlock, and then to Pinocchio; Pinocchio watches, as Jiminy continues trying to open the padlock up; his shouting echoes throughout the insides of the padlock; to the audience; continues trying to open the padlock up with his umbrella. Pinocchio takes a closer look, as Jiminy pries at the padlock up with his umbrella, loosening the spring in the process; suddenly, the spring breaks off of the padlock, sending Jiminy flying out of the padlock; Pinocchio watches, as the spring continues flying from the padlock, and then lands straight right into one side of the birdcage. He hangs onto one side of the birdcage via the broken spring; chuckles nervously]

Pinocchio You mean that you can't open it?

Jiminy Cricket Yeah. Looks pretty hopeless. It'll take a miracle to get us outta here.

[Pinocchio gives him his coat and hat, and then watches him put his coat and hat back on him]

Pinocchio Gee.

Geppetto Pinocchio! Pinocchio!

[gets interrupted by Stromboli's wagon approaching]

Stromboli Giddyap!

[to his horse; speaks in Italian gibberish]

Geppetto Pinocch-

[gets interrupted again, this time by a loud thunderclap; he doesn't realize that Pinocchio is inside Stromboli's wagon, and then continues searching for Pinocchio out in the streets of the village, as he goes the opposite direction of Stromboli's wagon]

Jiminy Cricket A fine conscience I turned out to be.

Pinocchio I should've listened to you, Jiminy.

[tearfully]

Jiminy Cricket No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have walked out on you.

Pinocchio Guess I'll never see my father again.

Jiminy Cricket Oh, buck up, son. It couldn't be worse. Be cheerful...LIKE ME! Oh. Take it easy, son. Come on. Blow. Attaboy. Oh, well. It stopped raining, anyway. Hey! It's that star again! The lady! The... The fairy!

[starts crying; Pinocchio sobs as one of his tears lands onto Jiminy's hat until it splashes; takes a handkerchief from his coat pocket and holds it onto Pinocchio's nose; Pinocchio blows his nose into the tissue; blows his nose into the same handkerchief; looks at the sky while a tear runs down on his cheek; outside Stromboli's wagon window, the clouds cleared up, and revealed the starry night sky, as the wishing star approaches the wagon window; Pinocchio falls off of the birdcage's perch, as he hops onto another side of the birdcage]

Pinocchio What'll she say?! What'll I tell her?!

[gets up]

Jiminy Cricket Um...Uh...You might tell her the truth!

[hides inside the birdcage's birdfeeder, as Pinocchio hides his head right between his legs like an ostrich. The Blue Fairy appears, and then looks around Stromboli's wagon, as Pinocchio watches in amazement]

Blue Fairy Why, Pinocchio.

Pinocchio Oh. Hello.

Blue Fairy Sir Jiminy.

Jiminy Cricket Well, uh, this is a pleasant surprise. Ha ha!

Blue Fairy Pinocchio! Why didn't you go to school?

Pinocchio School? Well, I...

[looks up at Jiminy]

Jiminy Cricket Go ahead. Tell her.

Pinocchio I was going to school till I met somebody.

Blue Fairy Met somebody?

Pinocchio Yeah, uh...two big monsters with big, green eyes! Why, I...I...

[his nose grows a little]

Blue Fairy Monsters? Weren't you afraid?

[playing along]

Pinocchio No, ma'am, but they tied me in a big sack.

[his nose grows a little more and sprouts leaves]

Blue Fairy You don't say. And where was Sir Jiminy?

[Pinocchio nods]

Pinocchio Huh? Oh, Jiminy. Um...Uh...

Jiminy Cricket Psst! Leave me outta this.

[jumps in front of Pinocchio]

Pinocchio They put him in a little sack.

[his nose grows even more, taking Jiminy along with it]

Jiminy Cricket No!

Pinocchio Yes!

[his nose sprouts flowers]

Blue Fairy How did you escape?

Pinocchio I didn't. They chopped me into firewood! Oh, look! My nose! What's happened?

[his nose grows again, and a nest with baby birds sprouts at the end of it]

Blue Fairy Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth, Pinocchio.

Jiminy Cricket Perhaps"?!

Pinocchio Oh, but I have. Every single word! Oh, please help me! I'm awful sorry!

[The branch with the nest on his nose withers, and the birds fly away, whistling]

Blue Fairy You see, Pinocchio, a lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as a nose on your face.

Jiminy Cricket She's right, Pinoke. You better come clean.

Pinocchio I'll never lie again! Honest, I won't!

Jiminy Cricket Please, Your Honor...uh...I mean, Miss Fairy, give him another chance, for my sake. Will you? Huh?

[to the Blue Fairy]

Blue Fairy I'll forgive you this once. But remember. A boy who won't be good might just as well be made of wood.

Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket We'll be good, won't we?

[in unison]

Blue Fairy Very well. But this is the last time that I can help you.

Pinocchio Gee, look, Jiminy! My nose!

Jiminy Cricket Hey! We're free! Come on, Pinoke!

Stromboli I buy a new suit and I swing-a that cane! I eat-a the bread and I drink-a champagne! I got-a no strings on-a me!

[singing; last words]

Jiminy Cricket Toodle-oo, Stromboli!

Pinocchio Goodbye, Mr. Strombo...

[yelling]

Jiminy Cricket Shh! Quiet! Let's get outta here before something else happens.

[whispering; they rush home to the village]

Honest John Hi diddle dee-dee! An actor's life for me! A high silk hat and a silver cane! A watch of gold with a diamond chain! Hi diddle dee-day! An actor's life is gay! It's great to be a celebrity! An actor's life for me! And the dummy fell for it! Hook, line, and sinker! And he still thinks that we're his friends! And did Stromboli pay? Plenty! That shows you how low that Honest John will stoop. Eh, Giddy? Now, uh, Coachman... What's your proposition?

[drunkenly singing; laughs; Gideon takes the ring that he smoked from his cigar and dunks it in his beer like dunking a donut in coffee, bites into it, and hiccups; lays a small bag of money on the table and laughs as the Coachman, stuffing tobacco into his pipe, grins wickedly; Gideon nods in agreement and hiccups, spilling beer all over himself; takes a smoke from his cigar]

Coachman Well... How would you blokes like to make some real money?

[Puffs at his pipe, drums his fingers on the table, and reaches into his coat pocket; drops an even larger bag of money on the table]

Honest John Well! And who do we have to, uh...?

[makes throat-slitting gesture]

Coachman No, no! Nothing like that. You see... I'm collecting stupid little boys.

[he and Honest John look around the empty bar, whispering]

Honest John Stupid little boys?

Coachman You know, the disobedient ones who play hooky from school.

Honest John Oh!

Coachman And you see... And I takes em to Pleasure Island.

[whispers inaudibly in Honest John's ear. Gideon puts his ear to Honest John's other ear and cleans it out for him, so he can listen as well]

Honest John Ah, Pleasure Island. Pleasure Island?! But the law! Suppose they...

[suddenly shocked and horrified]

Coachman No, no. There's no risk. They never come back.... as... BOYS! Now, I got a coach leavin at midnight tonight! We'll meet at the crossroads! And no double-crossin'!

[leans into the camera, red in the face with a huge evil smile, his eyes bugging out of his head, and his powdered wig forming devil horns. Honest John and Gideon cower in serious fear as he laughs maniacally before pulling them closer]

Honest John No, sir!

The Coachman Scout around! Any good prospects you find, bring em to me!

Honest John Yes, chief!

The Coachman I'll pay you well! I've got plenty o gold!

Honest John Yes, yes...

Pinocchio No, sir! Nothing can stop me now! I'll make good this time!

[as he and Jiminy head home after escaping from Stromboli]

Jiminy Cricket You'd better!

Pinocchio I will. I'm goin to school!

Jiminy Cricket That's the stuff, Pinoke!

Pinocchio I'd rather be smart than be an actor!

Jiminy Cricket Now, you're talkin'! C'mon, slowpoke! I'll race ya home!

Honest John Well, well, Pinocchio! What's your rush?

Pinocchio I gotta beat Jiminy home! Oh, hello.

[tips his hat]

Honest John Well, how was the great actor?

[Running in place next to Pinocchio]

Pinocchio I don't want to be an actor! Stromboli was terrible!

Honest John He was?!

Pinocchio Yeah! He locked me in a birdcage!

Honest John He did?

Pinocchio Uh-huh, but I learned my lesson! I'm goin home!

Honest John Oh, you poor, poor boy! You must be a nervous wreck. That's it! You are a nervous wreck! We must diagnose this case at once! Quick, doctor! Your notebook! Bless my soul. Mmm...mm-hmm! My, my...Just as I thought. A slight touch of nolitary complications with bucolic semi-lunar contraptions of the flying trapezes. Mm-hmm...say "hippopotamus".

[He puts his hands in front of Pinocchio's face; puts small round doctor's glasses on his muzzle; Gideon pulls out a notepad and a pencil; Honest John pulls on Pinocchio's arm to check his pulse; measures Pinocchio's pulse with a ruler; Gideon writes down what he thinks he said; Honest John presses Pinocchio's nose to hold his head back and uses his glasses as a tongue depressor while he looks into his mouth]

Pinocchio Hi-ho-ha-ha-his!

Honest John I knew it! Compound transmission in the pandemonium custom in the span frantic disintegration. Close your eyes. What do you see?

[Gideon writes in the middle of the air; Pinocchio closes his eyes hard]

Pinocchio Nothing.

Honest John Open them up. Now, what do you see?

[puts a polka dot handkerchief in front of Pinocchio's face while his eyes are still closed; Pinocchio does so]

Pinocchio Spots.

[somewhat awed]

Honest John Aha! Now, that heart! OOOH, my goodness! A palpitating syncopation of the killer-diller with a wicky-wacky stabbing of the floy joy! Quick, doctor! That report! Oh! OH, this makes it perfectly clear! My boy, you are allergic!

[he yanks up Pinocchio’s shirt, revealing his chest and belly. He lifts the shirt up in front of the puppet’s face, forcing him to lean back slightly with his arms at his sides. Honest John presses his ear against Pinocchio’s chest to listen to his heartbeat, his furry cheek rub against Pinocchio’s bare belly as he speaks; Taps several objects on a windowsill, making a drumbeat to make it sound like Pinocchio’s heart is beating. Pinocchio tries to look over his shirt, eyes wide with concern; bonks Gideon's head with his cane; takes the notepad from a dizzy Gideon and with a look of thoughtfulness, examines the notebook. For a second and then pulls back with a look of shock; the camera reveals that Gideon has written nothing but scribbles on the notepad]

Pinocchio Allergic?

Honest John Yes, and there is only one cure! A vacation! On Pleasure Island!

[winks at Gideon]

Pinocchio Pleasure Island?

Honest John Yes! That happy land of carefree boys where every day's a holiday!

Pinocchio But I can't go. I-

Honest John Why, of course you can go! I'm giving you my ticket! Here.

[produces an Ace of Spades playing card as a "ticket" in his hand and gives it to Pinocchio]

Pinocchio Thanks, but I'm goin'...

[takes the "ticket"]

Honest John Oh, tut, tut, tut! I insist! Your health comes first! Come! The coach departs at midnight! Hi diddle dee-dee! It's Pleasure Island for me! Where every day is a holiday and kids have nothing to do but play. Hi diddly doo! If what I hear is true. A land of pudding and marmalade. It's Pleasure Island for me!

[he and Gideon take Pinocchio to the coach to Pleasure Island, singing]

Jiminy Cricket Pinoke! Oh, Pinoke! Now where do you suppose that he- Huh? Pinocchio! Hey! Come back here!

[turns around to see Pinocchio, Honest John, and Gideon disappear around the corner, and runs after them]

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Pinocchio

Disney's Classic Returns Without Strings Attached

Taglines Disney's all-time family classic is back ...No strings attached!

[1987 re-release Australia]

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Pinocchio

Father and Son in a Busy Moment

Geppetto Is that the last of them?! Here's a big one! Only a few left! Gotta work fast! Here's another one!

Pinocchio Hey! Hey, Father! Father!

Geppetto Don't bother me now, Pinocchio! Pinocchio?

[surprised]

Pinocchio Father!

Geppetto Pinocchio, my son!

[joyfully hugging one of the fish to think it's Pinocchio]

Pinocchio Hey, Father. Here I am.

Geppetto Oh. Pinocchio, my boy! I'm so happy to see you.

[drops the fish in the water, and Pinocchio leaps to his father for a big hug]

Pinocchio Me, too, Father. Figaro. Aw, Figaro. Cleo. Oh, Cleo. You're here, too.

[Figaro climbs on Geppetto's head, causing his glasses to fall off; rubs Cleo's belly with his finger]

Geppetto Yes. We're all together again. Oh, You are soaking wet.

[Pinocchio sneezes]

Pinocchio Yes, Father.

Geppetto You mustn't catch cold.

Pinocchio But I came to save you.

Geppetto You know that you shouldn't have come down here, but I'm awfully glad to see you. Let me take your hat off. Pinocchio!

[grabs the blanket and wraps around Pinocchio; removes Pinocchio's hat, then gasps in major shock as he notices Pinocchio has donkey ears]

Pinocchio What's the matter?

Geppetto Those ears!

[makes donkey's ears from his fingers]

Pinocchio Huh, ears? Oh, these. Oh, that's nothing. I got a tail, too!

[twirls his donkey tail; laughs, then accidentally brays like a donkey and covers his mouth in shock which causes Figaro to jump backwards into Cleo's bowl]

Geppetto Pinocchio! What's happened to you?

Pinocchio Well, I-I-

Geppetto Oh, never mind that. Old Geppetto has his little wooden head. Nothing else matters.

[hugs Pinocchio; they touch noses]

Jiminy Cricket I gotta get in! My pal's in there. Come on, ya big moose! Open up, I tell ya! Hey! Cut it out. Hey, beat it, you buzzards!

Geppetto Get out? Oh, no, no, son. I have tried every way. Why, I even built a raft.

Pinocchio A raft? That's it! We'll take the raft and when the whale opens his mouth...

Geppetto No, no, no, no. Now, listen, son. He only opens his mouth when he's eating. Then everything comes in, nothing goes out.

Pinocchio Oh.

Geppetto It's hopeless, Pinocchio. Come, we make a nice fire and we cook some of the fish.

Pinocchio A fire! That's it!

Geppetto Yes! And then we'll all eat again.

Pinocchio A great big fire! Lots of smoke.

Geppetto Smoke? Oh, yes, sure. Smoked fish will taste good.

Pinocchio Quick, some wood.

Geppetto Pinocchio, not the chair.

Pinocchio Hurry, Father, more wood!

Geppetto What'll we sit on?

Pinocchio We won't need it. We're getting out!

Geppetto Getting out? But how?

Pinocchio We'll make him sneeze!

Geppetto Make him sneeze? That will make him mad!

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Pinocchio

Temptation of Pleasure Island Explored

Lampwick Ever been to Pleasure Island?

Pinocchio Uh-uh. But Mr. Honest John gave me...

[shows Lampwick his "ticket" from Honest John]

Lampwick Me, neither, but they say that it's a swell joint! No school, no cops. You can tear the joint apart, and nobody says a word!

Pinocchio Honest John gave me...

Lampwick Loaf around, plenty to eat, plenty to drink. And it's all free!

Pinocchio Honest John...

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Pinocchio

Wishing Upon a Star: A Universal Desire

Taglines For anyone who has ever wished upon a star.

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Pinocchio

Jiminy Cricket Addresses the Chaos

Jiminy Cricket Quiet! Hey! What's going on here?

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Pinocchio

A Father's Concern for His Son

Pinocchio Hang on, Father!

Geppetto Save… yourself.

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Pinocchio

A Wonderful Experience Worth Repeating

Taglines So wonderful you'll want to see it again!

[1945 re-release]

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Pinocchio

Conscience and Consequences in Pinocchio's Journey

Jiminy Cricket PINOCCHIO!!!! So this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy?! Look at yourself! Smokin'?! Playin pool?! OW! You're comin right home with me this minute!

[pulls the flattened cigar out of Pinocchio's mouth with his umbrella; angrily kicks the #8 ball and painfully stubs his toe]

Lampwick Hey, who's the beetle?

[picks up Jiminy by his coat]

Jiminy Cricket Let go! Put me down! Let me outta here! Put me down!

[voice becomes muffled as he gets wrapped around in his coat]

Pinocchio He's my conscience. He tells me what's right from wrong.

Lampwick What?!? You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper?!?

[drops Jiminy]

Jiminy Cricket Grasshopper?!? Look here, you... you impudent young pup! It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshopper… Uh, your conscience! If you had one!

Lampwick Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Screwball in the corner pocket.

[strikes the #9 ball into the ball Jiminy is standing on]

Jiminy Cricket Why, you...you young hoodlum! I'll...I'll knock your block off! I'll take you apart and put you back together!

[angrily climbs out of hole; furiously takes off his coat; punches the air; Lampwick laughs harder]

Pinocchio Oh, don't hurt him, Jiminy. He's my best friend.

[holds Jiminy back by his vest]

Jiminy Cricket Why, I oughtta...huh?! Your best friend?! And what am I!?! Just your conscience! OK! That settles it!

[angrily storms away; furiously picks up his suit and angrily squashes his top hat real flat]

Pinocchio But, Jiminy...

Jiminy Cricket You buttered your bread! Now, sleep in it! Ha, ha, ha! Go on! Laugh! Make a jackass out of yourself! I'm through. This is the end.

[angrily puts his suit coat on backward and accidentally falls down a pool hole again to hit the balls and falls over again; Lampwick laughs even harder; angrily mocks Lampwick's laughter; furiously storms out the pool hall]

Pinocchio But, Jiminy, Lampwick says a guy only lives once.

Jiminy Cricket Lampwick!? Hmph.

[scoffs]

Lampwick Come on, come on! Give him a break. Let him go.

[pours some beer into a couple steins]

Jiminy Cricket Lampwick? Huh... LAMPWICK! Burns me up. After all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me, or that... that hoodlum Lampwick? I've had enough of this. I'm takin the next boat outta here. Open up that door. Open up! I wanna go home!

[kicks a smoked cigar, making the ashes fly everywhere; goes through the inside of an open book, and comes out by ripping and tearing some pages; gets tangled in the leg by a ribbon, and shakes it off; raps on the door with his umbrella handle]

Coachman C'mon, you blokes! Keep it moving. Lively there now! We haven't got all night!

Jiminy Cricket Where'd all the donkeys come from?

[scratches his head]

Coachman Come on, come on! Let's have another! And what's your name?

[one of his henchmen pulls a donkey dressed in a police uniform toward him]

Donkey Hee-haw!

Coachman Okay, you'll do! In you go! You boys will bring a nice price! Alright! Next! And what might your name be?

[tears the police uniform off the donkey and kicks him in the rear end, throwing him into a crate with five others; chuckles evilly; another donkey, who is dressed in a sailor suit is thrown toward him]

Alexander Alexander.

Coachman Hmm, so you can talk.

Alexander Y-yes, sir. I wanna go home to my mama!

Coachman Take him back! He can still talk!

[snatches Alexander and throws him into a pen with six other donkeys that can still talk and still wear boys' clothing]

Alexander Please, please. I DON’T WANNA BE A DONKEY! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

[then begins to protest by pleading and begging for mercy; the others protest by begging and pleading for mercy]

Coachman QUIET!!!! You boys have had your fun. Now, pay for it.

[cracks his whip furiously; last words]

Jiminy Cricket Boys?! So that's what… PINOCCHIO!!!

[quickly dashes back to the pool hall to warn Pinocchio about what has happened to the boys]

Lampwick Hmph! To hear that beetle talk… You’d think something was gonna happen to us. Conscience. Ah, phooey! Where does he get all that stuff? “How do you ever expect to be a real boy?” What’s he think I look like? A jackass?

[Takes a sip of his beer; Suddenly, his ears turn into brown donkey ears. Pinocchio pushes his mug of beer away; As he leans across the pool table to shoot another ball, a donkey tail pops out from the back of his pants. Pinocchio, still shocked, takes the cigar out of his mouth and throws it away; He shoots another ball and picks up his cigar when his face turns brown; Turns around and shows that his face is now a donkey’s head; He puts his cigar in his mouth]

Pinocchio You sure do!

[Laughs, but his laughter suddenly turns into a donkey’s bray, and causes him to cover his mouth in horror]

Lampwick Hey, you laugh like a donkey. Did that come out of me? Oh. Huh? What the-? What’s goin’ on?! AAAAAAAAH!!! I’ve been double-crossed! Help, help! SOMEBODY, HELP! I've been framed! HELP! Please, you've got to help me. Oh, be a pal. Call that beetle. Call anybody! Mama?! MAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAA—!!!!

[He laughs, then his laughter turns into a bray, too, and allows him to cover his mouth to stop in shock; Pinocchio nods yes nervously. Lampwick feels a muzzle on his face and gasps and feels his ears, suspicious and horrified; feels nothing but fur and tugs at his ears and looks at them; Looks in the mirror and sees that he is turning into a donkey before he realizes and screams in terror; Gets on his knees and begs to Pinocchio for mercy to help, causing him to back into a wall and get his overall straps grabbed by Lampwick's hands; Grabs Pinocchio by his overall straps and shakes him up and down with his hands; Just then, his hands let go of Pinocchio and turn into hooves and paw at Pinocchio, causing him to gasp and get injured; In the shadow cast upon the wall with his last words, Lampwick is forced onto all fours, and having fully been turned into a donkey, starts kicking, braying wildly, stamping around the room, and knocking over tables and chairs. As Pinocchio panics and runs away to hide a chair, he suddenly grows two gray donkey ears when Lampwick leaves, braying like a donkey wildly]

Pinocchio Oh! What’s happening?!?

Jiminy Cricket I hope I'm not too late.

Pinocchio What--? What will I do!?!!

Jiminy Cricket Pinocchio! Pinocchio! Pinocchio!

Pinocchio Jiminy! Oh, Jiminy, help!

Jiminy Cricket Quick, Pinoke! The kids! The boys! They’re all donkeys! Oh! You too?!? Come on, quick! Before you get any worse! This way, Pinoke. It's the only way out. Hurry up... Umph! Before they see us! You gotta jump!

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Pinocchio

A Timeless Tale for All Ages

Taglines For The Young In Heart Of Every Age ! !

Pinocchio

A Father's Love and a Son's Awakening

Geppetto My boy. My brave little boy.

[sobbing; sobs; continues sobbing softly]

Blue Fairy Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish. And someday, you'll be a real boy. Awake, Pinocchio. Awake.

[voice heard; transforms Pinocchio into a real boy, and revives him]

Pinocchio Father! Whatcha crying for?

[waking up, alive and rubs his eyes]

Geppetto Because you're dead, Pinocchio.

[not realizing that Pinocchio is alive]

Pinocchio No! No, I'm not.

Geppetto Yes. Yes, you are. Now lie down.

Pinocchio But, Father, I'm alive. See? And...And I'm...I'm...real. I'm a real boy!

[moves his hand]

Geppetto You're alive! And, you are a real boy! A real, live boy!

Geppetto This calls for a celebration! Professor, lots of music!

[swings all the pendulums on the cuckoo clocks and turns on a music box; He plays an accordion as he and Pinocchio dance around the workshop as Figaro dances around Cleo's fishbowl on the workbench]

Pinocchio

Pinocchio's Reflection on Lampwick

Pinocchio Gee, Lampwick.

Pinocchio

A Son's Last Words to His Father

Pinocchio (last words before he is killed by Monstro) Hang on, father!

Pinocchio

A Timeless Lesson on Dreaming Big

Taglines ]'s original classic that taught the world to Wish Upon A Star.

[[Walt Disney]

Pinocchio

Celebrating the Joy of Animated Adventure

Taglines A masterpiece of animation . . . a burst of fun and adventure

[1985 Australian re-release]

Pinocchio

Jiminy Cricket Searches for Pinocchio

Jiminy Cricket PINOCCHIO! Pinocchio?! Where is everybody? The place is like a graveyard. I don't like the looks of this. Pinocchio! Hey, where are you?

[whistles]

Pinocchio

Universal Appeal of Pinocchio

Taglines ...makes no difference who you are, you'll love ]'s Pinocchio

[[Walt Disney; 1978 re-release]

Pinocchio

Questioning the Nature of Acting

Pinocchio What's an actor?

Pinocchio

A Conversation About Becoming a Real Boy

Jiminy Cricket Oh! I almost forgot about you. Well, Pinoke. You and I need to have a little heart-to-heart talk.

[looks at his reflection in a paintpot and turns to Pinocchio]

Pinocchio Why?

Jiminy Cricket Well, you wanna be a real boy, don't you?

Pinocchio Uh-huh.

[nods his head]

Jiminy Cricket All right. Sit down, son. Now, you see, the world is full of temptations.

[Pinocchio drops down on the bench]

Pinocchio Temptations?

Jiminy Cricket Yep, temptations. They're the wrong things that seem right at the time, but, uh...even though the right things may seem wrong, sometimes, or sometimes, the wrong things may be right at the wrong time, or vice-versa. Understand?

[chuckles; clears throat]

Pinocchio Uh-uh. But I'm gonna do right.

[starts to nod, then shakes his head; Jiminy handpalms]

Jiminy Cricket Attaboy, Pinoke! And I'm gonna help ya. Now if you need me at anytime, just whistle. Like this.

[whistles]

Pinocchio Like this?

[blows, but no sound comes out]

Jiminy Cricket No, no, try it again, Pinoke.

Pinocchio Like this?

[blows again, but no sound comes out]

Jiminy Cricket No, son. Now, listen. That's it! Come on, now, let's sing it!

[whistles three times. Pinocchio blows air twice and finally whistles on the third attempt]

Pinocchio

Special Announcement from Pinocchio

Taglines Special announcement!

[1940 trailer announcement]

Pinocchio

A Father's Tender Goodnight to His Child

Geppetto Now, go to sleep, my little fish. Good night.

Pinocchio

Childish Excitement Leads to Mischief

Lampwick Oh, boy! A scrap! C'mon! Let's go in and poke somebody in the nose!

[eats his roast chicken while Pinocchio takes a lick of his ice cream cone and a bite of his whole pie; tosses away his chicken]

Pinocchio Why?

Lampwick Ah, just for the fun of it.

Pinocchio Okay, Lampy!

[tosses away his ice cream cone and pie and strolls into the Roughhouse with Lampwick]

Lampwick What'd I tell ya? Ain't this a swell joint?

[strikes a match on the Mona Lisa painting to light his cigar]

Pinocchio Yeah! Bein bad's a lot of fun, ain't it?

[holds an axe]

Lampwick Yeah, uh-huh. Get a load of that stained-glass window.

[picks up a brick and throws it at the stained glass window, shattering it]

Coachman Alright, now! Hop to it, you blokes! Come on! Come on! Shut the doors and lock em tight! Now, get below and get the crates ready! Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself.

[cracks his whip; the guards close the wooden doors; cackles evilly]

Pinocchio

Embracing Freedom and Independence

Pinocchio There are no strings on me! WAHH!

[To audience, singing]

Pinocchio

Jiminy Cricket Asserts His Role as Conscience

Jiminy Cricket Now you listen to me, Pinoke!! I'm your conscience!

Pinocchio

Enjoyment Without Constraints

Taglines Pure enjoyment... with no strings attached.

[1984 re-release]