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PG-13 2015 · 1h 55m
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Pitch Perfect 2
Cinnamon Scented Sweat Comment
Beca Mitchell Your sweat smells like cinnamon.
[to DSM's leader]
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A Lighthearted Banter Before Competition
Beca Okay, we didn’t come here to start something with you guys. We just wanted to check you out. You know, for when we go to the Worlds. And kick your ass.
Fat Amy Oooh! Get it, girl.
Kommissar You? You are the kicker of ass? But you are so tiny. Like an elf. Or is it a sprite? Fairy? What is the word I mean?
Pieter Krämer Troll.
Kommissar That’s it. You are like a troll.
Beca Well you... are... physically flawless. But that doesn’t mean I like you.
Chloe We are not scared about the Worlds because when The Bellas hit the stage we are going to blow minds.
Pieter Krämer Blow minds? With what? More of Flabby Abby's baby chute?
Fat Amy That's not my name.
Pieter Krämer I don't know your name. Could be anything. Obese Denise. Inflexible Tina. Lazy Susan...
Fat Amy My name is Fat Amy, un I eat krauts like you for lunch.
Pieter Krämer Your team is like, a, how do you say that? A heated mess. You know, a mess where heat is applied to it so what once was a little messy is now even messier.
Kommissar Darlings, please take my advice. Don’t try to beat us. You can’t. We are the best. I must go and rest my neck. It is sore from looking down on you.
Beca Okay! Just because you are making me very sexually confused does mean that you are intimidating. We got a chip on our shoulder and nothing to lose. And we’re not backing down from anyone. Aca Wiedersehen, bitches. Aw, what’s happening to me? Why am I using my hands so much?
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Lilly's Unique Dental Collection
Lilly Okanakamura All my teeth come from different people.
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A Cappella Podcast Introduction at Kennedy Center
John Welcome back, a cappella enthusiasts. My name is John Smith, and sitting here to my left is Gail Abernathy-McCadden-Feinberger.
John Well, you saved the Jew for last.
Gail I did. I did.
John You're listening to Let's Talk-Appella, the world's premiere downloadable a cappella podcast. We are coming to you live from the nation's capital, where the Barden University Bellas are about to rock the historic Kennedy Center. Boy, these girls have broken down every single barrier in their path, haven't they, Gail?
Gail Absolutely, John. The first all-female group to win a national title, three-time defending champs, and now, here they are, performing for the President of the United States on his birthday.
John Wow! What an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
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Bragging Rights and a Gift Card Prize
Riff-Off Host The prize? Epic bragging rights!
Riff-Off Host Oh, and a $42,000 gift card to DAVE & BUSTER'S!
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Confrontation and Confidence at the Worlds
Kommissar Tiny Mouse, we meet again. Have you abandoned your foolish plans to face us at the Worlds?
Beca You wish you... gorgeous specimen -- She’s really in my head.
[to Chloe]
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Building Teamwork Skills at the Lodge
Aubrey Welcome to the Lodge of Fallen Leaves, where Fortune 500 companies send their employees to build teamwork skills.
Beca You run this whole place?
Aubrey You know, I realized that I had a knack for barking orders and bending people's wills, so I made a career out of it.
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Lilly's Unique Secret for Confidence
Lilly Okanakamura I keep a quarter under my tongue.
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Miscommunication Among Friends
Fat Amy Just tell her, Beca.
Chloe I heard that! Tell me what?
Fat Amy Aw, no. I clearly said... Fruffa fruffa muffa... Beca.
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Nostalgia for Unforgettable Moments with Friends
Beca Mitchell This is gonna sound lame balls, but... When I look back at this -- it won’t be the performing or the competitions that I’ll remember. It’ll be you weirdos. It just makes me sad to think it’s never going to be like this again. I’m really going to miss it.
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Legacy of a Bella Innovator
Emily I'm a Junk. My mom was a Bella.
[pause]
Chloe Your mother is Katherine Junk?
Fat Amy Who?
Chloe Only the top bitch of the 1981 Bellas. She pioneered the syncopated booty shake. And word is she has a five-octave vocal range.
Emily Yep, still does. You do not want to hear that woman doing it with my dad.
Fat Amy What an odd thing to say.
Chloe True.
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Complimenting Body Positivity in Pitch Perfect 2
Emily Fat Amy, you have a lovely vagina.
Fat Amy Thank you.
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Literary Knowledge vs. Historical Significance
John This could be the most significant conflict between America and Germany in history!
[about the rivalry between the Barden Bellas and Das Sound Machine]
Gail ...Crack a book, John.
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Unexpected Impressions and Assumptions in Conversation
John Simple, raw, vulnerable, exposed... I’ve been called a lot of things Gail, but let me add one more. I'm impressed.
[after the Bellas' performance]
Gail I thought you were going to say gay.
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Embracing Diversity and Overcoming Criticism
Fat Amy Guys, there’s going to be some haters out there. They are going to look at us -- Team USA -- and wonder why is the most talented one Australian. Well I’m fat so that is close enough. We are going to show them who we are -- a bunch of ethnically diverse, for the most part feminine, amazing singers! Let’s go out there and Ac’ the world!
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Challenging Social Hierarchies in Musical Competition
Riff-Off Host You think you're a better lyricist than ]? A man who was knighted by ]. You know the band Queen?
[[w:Sir Mix-a-lot|Sir Mix-a-lot; [Queen (band)|Queen]
Clay Matthews I'm sorry, man - I was just focused in on 42 G's at D and B's!
[after failing in the Riff-Off]
Aubrey Posen Oh, we don't have ladders. Ladders represent a social hierarchy that's counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.
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Innovative Ideas for Musical Arrangement
Beca's Boss Any ideas? Because I...
Dax Okay, um, hear me out.
Dax We can remove the sleigh bells, and put in...kalimba!
Dax ...You know, the finger thing.
Beca's Boss I know what a kalimba does. I know how it's operated, okay?
Dax Kalimba...
Beca's Boss Don't say it again. Go in the corner. Go eat your lunch in the corner.
Dax But what am I gonna do with my Sriracha?
Beca's Boss Say one more hipster thing and I'm gonna shove you in your vintage bassoon case.
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Celebrating Beca's Talent and Uniqueness
Fat Amy You're Beca Effin Mitchell! You're the big B.M! You're the most talented person I know. And I've met three of the Wiggles... intimately.
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The Power of Teamwork and Unity
Fat Amy Listen, I don't want you guys to fight. You're Beca and Chloe, together you're Bhloe and everyone loves a good Bhloe.
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Podcasting the Barden Bellas' Redemption Journey
John Hey, everybody, welcome back to “Let’s Talk appella” the portable podcast edition.
Gail We are following the story of the embattled Barden Bellas on their road to redemption.
John Trying to crawl their way back into the public’s affection. And if they can just hold off showing us any of their genitalia, they may make it to the World Championship.
Gail But I can’t unsee it.
John Well, there’s a picture of it right here.
Gail That cannot be your screensaver, John.
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Lilly's Unique Sleeping Habit
Lilly Okanakamura I sleep upside down like a bat.
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Camping Misadventures and Uncomfortable Realizations
Flo I do not understand camping. We are voluntarily living like dogs.
[crammed into a tent with all of the Bellas]
Beca This is the worst. The air we’re breathing is at least ninety percent fart.
Fat Amy That reminds me, I need to see a man about a horse. Um, before I head out, anyone happen to pack a spare roll of toilet paper? Maybe some Subway napkins? Tootsie Roll wrapper? Or a t-shirt size extra small? Nope. Side of the tent it is.
[climbs over the others to get out; no response; she leaves]
Beca What are we doing here?
Chloe We’re bonding! You seem so tense. Do you need a back rub?
Beca I’m good. Several body parts are rubbing my back right now.
Chloe Beca, I know we’re already close but this retreat will let us discover everything about each other.
Beca Is that right?
Chloe You know, one of my regrets in college is that I didn’t do enough experimenting.
[moving in closer]
Beca You’re so weird.
Chloe I know.
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