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Pitch Perfect Quotes

"Get pitch slapped."

PG-13 2012 · 1h 52m
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Apple TV Store Available on Apple TV Store
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26 quotes
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Transformation of the Bella Uniforms
John Oh my goodness gracious, would you look at this - gone are those Bella uniforms, and this is a whole new look for them, and it's hot, hot, hot!
Gail John, these girls could turn me!
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Passion for Singing Despite Challenges
Chloe I have nodes...
Fat Amy Chloe, don't worry, it's just God punishing you cause you're a ginger.
Beca Isn't that painful? Why would you keep performing?
Chloe Because I love to sing.
Stacie Yeah, it's like when my lady doctor told me not to have sex for six weeks, and I did it anyway.
Fat Amy You should really listen to your doctor.
Stacie Meh.
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A Cappella Nostalgia and Unfortunate Names
Gail The Barden Bellas went deep into the archive for that song, John. I remember singing it with my own a cappella group.
John And what group was that, Gail?
Gail The Minstrel Cycles, John.
John Well, that's an unfortunate name.
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Encouragement Amidst Playful Banter
Bumper Good luck out there! Seriously, you girls are awesome... ly horrible. I hate you, kill yourselves. Girl power! Sisters before misters!
[mockingly; leaves]
Alice All right, ladies, it's now or never. Hands in!
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Fat Amy's Confident Challenge to Competitors
Fat Amy You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.
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A Playful Exchange Among Friends
Bumper Well, well, well, look who's in "treble.
Donald Ah, classic pun.
Bumper I know.
Jesse No Benji?
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Unexpected Revelations in a Friendly Conversation
Beca You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
Jesse Oh I don't have a girlfriend.
Beca What!? No! You have juice pouches and Rocky!
[sarcastically]
Jesse Okay, so what do you wanna watch first?
Beca Can we do something else? We could relive my parents divorce. Or visit a gynecologist.
Jesse What, do you not like movies or something? Like, any movies? You don't...What the hell is wrong with you? How do you not like movies? Not liking movies is like not liking puppies.
[Beca gives him a look]
Beca They're fine. I just get bored and never make it to the end.
Jesse The endings are the best part!
Beca They're predictable. Like, the guy gets the girl, and that kid sees dead people, and Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Jesse Okay, right, so you just happened to guess the biggest cinematic reveal in history?
Beca Vader" in German means father. His name is literally "Darth Father.
Jesse ...So you know German. Well now I know why you don't like fun things.
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Auditioning for the Bellas and Unexpected Comparisons
Chloe You have to audition for the Bellas!
Beca I can't concentrate on anything you're saying until you cover your junk.
Chloe Just consider it! One time, we sang back-up for Prince. His butt is so tiny that I can hold it with, like, one hand.
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Embracing Identity in the Face of Judgment
Chloe What's your name?
Fat Amy Fat Amy.
Aubrey You call yourself "Fat Amy"?
Fat Amy Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.
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Friendship Dynamics in a New Environment
Beca's Dad You've been here, what, a month now? Do you have any friends?
Beca Kimmy Jin is my friend.
Kimmy Jin Nope.
[shakes her head, not even looking up from her laptop]
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Cardio Tips and Self-Reflection
Fat Amy I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.
[out of breath from learning choreography]
Aubrey How much have you done?
Fat Amy You just saw it.
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Emphasizing Inner Qualities Over Physical Appearance
Fat Amy Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters.
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Unexpected Friendship and Lighthearted Moments
Chloe I have a feeling that we're going to be really good friends.
Beca Well, you saw me naked, so...
Chloe All right. I'm gonna go get a drink. This ginger needs her jiggle juice.
Beca Make good choices...
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Referencing Actresses in Casual Conversation
Jesse Hey, Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby.
[after helping get Beca out of jail]
Beca Hey, you know you just have to say, "Hey, Million Dollar Baby." You don't have to reference the specific actress.
Jesse Damn, prison changed you.
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Power Dynamics and Word Choice in Conflict
Aubrey The Trebles don't respect us, and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power.
Fat Amy Not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate.
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Embracing Inheritance and Perseverance
Aubrey Posen I'm sorry, but I am my father's daughter, and he always says, "If at first you don't succeed, pack your bags.
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Humorous Exchange About Singing and Maturity
Gail Whoo, that little peanut can sing!
John He really can. It sounds to me, though, Gail, like his boys haven't dropped yet, if you know what I mean.
Gail If you mean his testicles, then I do, John. I do. I really do.
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Debate on the Value of A Cappella
Chloe So, are you interested?
Beca Sorry, it's just... it's pretty lame.
Aubrey A-ca-SCUSE me? Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah Carey chart-topper is NOT lame!
Chloe We sing all over the world, and we compete in national championships!
Beca On purpose?
Aubrey We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!!
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Casual Banter Among Friends
Fat Amy Ah! What up, Shawshank?
Cynthia Rose Did you get yourself a bitch?
Fat Amy Did they spray you with a hose?
Lilly I did a turn at County.
[quietly]
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A Cappella Antics and Refreshing Moments
John The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder!
Gail Whoo! That's right, John, I'm gonna have to excuse myself to freshen up the downtown.
John Can I help?
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Musical Attraction and Personal Freedom
Aubrey I know you have a toner for Jesse.
Beca A what?
Aubrey A toner. A musical boner. I saw it on Hood Night. It's distracting.
Beca Yeah, that's not a thing, and you're not the boss of me. So...
Aubrey You took an oath.
Beca That oath cost you two girls already today. I'm pretty sure you need me more than I need you.
[starts to walk away]
Aubrey I can see your toner through those jeans!!
Beca That's my dick.
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Tension Among the Bellas Before Graduation
Alice Chloe, look at you! You're a mess! You're unfocused. You're unreliable. And your breath smells like egg. Like, all the time. I can't believe the Bellas are being passed on to you two slut bags after we graduate. Just don't eff up your solo.
[trying to fix Chloe's scarf; to Aubrey]
Aubrey I won't disappoint you. My dad always says, "If you're not here to win, get the hell outta Kuwait.
Alice Has your dad ever told you to shut up?
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A Cappella History Made by All-Female Group
Gail I think we have just seen some a cappella history being made, John.
John And from an all-female group, Gail. I could never have called this one.
Gail Never. Well, you are a misogynist at heart, so there's no way you would have bet on these girls to win.
John Absolutely.
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Real Life Auditions and Musical Expectations
Tommy For the audition, you will sing 16 bars of ]'s Since You've Been Gone'. If a group likes you, they will contact you directly. My tone-deaf sidekick, Justin here, will be collecting your information.
[to prospective singers; [w:Kelly Clarkson|Kelly Clarkson]
Justin If I could sing a lick, I would. But I can't. And I hate myself everyday because of it.
Tommy I know. But if you think this is just some high school club where you can sing and dance your way through any social issue... Or confused sexuality, you have come to the wrong place. There is none of that here. That's high school. This shit is real life. Now, don't just bring it, sing it, and let's do this.
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Chaos and Concern Among Friends
Kolio Yo, Bump, is that Fat Amy?
[notices Fat Amy at the gas station that the Treblemakers are passing in their bus]
Bumper Donald, slow down. Slow down! Yeah! Hey, Amy? SABOTAGE!!
[runs to the window; chucks his burrito out of the window, and it hits Fat Amy in the chest as she's filling up the bus' gas tank]
Fat Amy Ugh! I've been shot. I've just been SHOT! Help me!
[the Trebles laugh as they drive away; slowly collapses]
Cynthia Rose Fat Amy! They shot Amy! I've got you, I've got you.
[gets out of the bus; tries to help Fat Amy by giving her mouth to mouth]
Fat Amy No, no, no, I'm talking, I'm talking... I'm sitting up.
Cynthia Rose All right, cool.
[Beca and Lilly get out to help]
Fat Amy There's no need for that. No mouth to mouth. Oh, shit! Bumper threw a big-ass burrito at me! I'm gonna kill him, I swear. I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!
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Confession of a Gambling Problem
Cynthia Rose I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy We all know where this is going. Lesbi-honest.
Cynthia Rose This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious...gambling problem.
Fat Amy What?
Beca What?
Cynthia Rose It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy Whoomp, there it is!
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