12 quotes
Conflict Over Noise in a Shared Space
Man
Hey! People trying to sleep here!
Evelyn Draper
People trying to talk here.
Man
How'd you like to tell that to the law!
Evelyn Draper
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO SCREW YOURSELF?!!
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Anticipation of Consequences in Relationships
Evelyn Draper
I hope Dave likes what he sees when he gets here. Because that's what he's taking to Hell with him!
[menacing Tobie with a pair of scissors]
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Confrontation Between Dave and Evelyn
Dave Garver
Get lost!
Evelyn Draper
Yeah, get lost assholes!
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A Conversation About Love and Choices
Dave Garver
There's a little spot in the middle of each day about your size.
Tobie Williams
Well there's lots of girls about my size if you're really looking.
Dave Garver
I'm not, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
Tobie Williams
You mean you've given up girls?
Dave Garver
Well I haven't exactly been the monk of the month or anything like that but I have been making an effort.
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Invitation to Terror
Taglines
An invitation to terror
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Unexpected Call in the Night
Dave Garver
Hello?
Sgt. McCallum
Garver!
Dave Garver
Yeah.
Sgt. McCallum
Sgt McCallum. Sorry to wake you but something has come up.
Dave Garver
Yeah I know, she just paid me a visit with a butcher knife.
Sgt. McCallum
Why? Because she was released on parole pending further legal action.
Dave Garver
When?
Sgt. McCallum
A week ago.
Dave Garver
Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!
Sgt. McCallum
I just found out about it myself.
Dave Garver
Who's in charge down there anyway?
Sgt. McCallum
Now look you wanna help find her or would you rather just sit there and belly-ache?
Dave Garver
All right.
Sgt. McCallum
Now exactly what did she say to you?
Dave Garver
I told you, she said that she was well and that she was going to Hawaii.
Sgt. McCallum
Uh what else?
Dave Garver
I already told you.
Sgt. McCallum
Well tell me again.
Dave Garver
You know Sergeant, you really make lousy conversation!
Sgt. McCallum
You make lousy coffee!
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The Scream You Hear Could Be Yours
Taglines
The scream you hear may be your own!
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Complexities of Attraction and Relationships
Evelyn Draper
Don't you like me?
Dave Garver
You're a nice girl.
Evelyn Draper
But who needs nice girls?
Dave Garver
I'm kind of hung up on one.
Evelyn Draper
And you don't want to complicate your life.
Dave Garver
That's exactly right.
Evelyn Draper
Well neither do I, but that's no reason we shouldn't sleep together tonight if we feel like it.
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Unusual Coincidence in a Phone Booth
Evelyn Draper
It was funny, I was calling you from that phone booth over there and he was telling me you'd left and I was staring at your car - isn't that funny.
Dave Garver
Kind of funny.
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Understanding Love and Connection
Dave Garver
You haven't got the faintest idea of what love is, we don't even know each other.
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Unexpected Flattery in a Tense Moment
Evelyn Draper
Why didn't you take my call?
Dave Garver
Where does it say that I gotta drop what I'm doing and answer the phone every time it rings?
Evelyn Draper
Do you know your nostrils flare out into little wings when you're mad? It's kinda cute.
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Misunderstandings in a Fragile Relationship
Evelyn Draper
I should've known you'd never do anything to spoil it.
Dave Garver
To spoil what?
Evelyn Draper
What we have between us.
Dave Garver
We don't have a goddam thing between us.
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