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Ambitious Plans for Robot Dominance
Edwin Carbunkle
Robots, report for duty. We're taking over this operation. At last, no more inefficient humans cluttering up my mailroom. Now that everyone loves Postman Pat, they'll turn a blind eye as I replace every deliveryman in the Special Delivery Service with my glorious money-making machines! Profits will skyrocket! The board of directors will retire that weak-kneed Brown AND PROMOTE ME TO CEO! And I won't stop there. We'll diversify into other businesses. We'll make automated Bank Tellers, Robotic technical support, even COMPUTER ANIMATED MOVIES! FLY, MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY! Today ], TOMORROW, THE WORLD!
[After firing all of SDS' human employees; chuckles evilly; laughs; laughing evilly; [England; laughs evilly]
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Postman Pat's Affection for Muffins
Postman Pat
Oh Muffins.
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Enjoying a Lighthearted Moment
Edwin Carbunkle
Wool gathering. (laughs) That was rather good.
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Julian's Concern About Approaching Visitors
Julian Clifton
Dad? Did you hear that? They're coming here!
[after hearing ''You're the One'' is coming to Greendale]
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Trusting Pat Despite Recent Changes
Ben Taylor
Look, I know he's been a bit off lately, but this is Pat we're talking about. He'd never let us down on purpose.
[as the people of Greendale confront him about the PATBOT 3000's behavior]
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The Efficiency of Programmable Postmen
Edwin Carbunkle
This programmable postman is 10x faster than a human. The perfect worker.
[While showing Mr. Brown an image of the UDM 3000]
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The Importance of Being Friendly as a Postman
Postman Pat
Well then, good luck. And remember, the most important thing for a postman is... Well. I was going to say being friendly. You know the human touch.
[to the PATBOT 3000; PATBOT 3000: Speed, Efficiency, Ruling the world.]
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Confronting Trespassers on Private Property
Edwin Carbunkle
Madam, this is private property and you are trespassing. Shall I ring someone to show you out?
[To Mrs. Goggins]
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Introduction of the PATBOT 3000
Edwin Carbunkle
The PATBOT 3000. This mechanical marvel will be taking over your postal duties. Temporarily, of course.
[Introducing the PATBOT 3000 to Pat]
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A Child's Perspective on Parental Mistakes
Julian Clifton
Dad's muffed it. Hasn't he, Mum?
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Uncle's Fate Involves Dingo Encounter
Edwin Carbunkle
My uncle was eaten by Dingos, Mr. Brown.
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Robot Efficiency and Company Image Concerns
Edwin Carbunkle
A robot would never embarrass the company like this.
[Breaking the fourth wall]
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Agreement on a common belief
Edwin Carbunkle
Yes. Yes, they do.
[After watching Pat's performance on TV]
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Threatening Replacement of Postmen and Leadership
Edwin Carbunkle
SDS will use my robots, Mr. Brown. And once they've replaced your postmen, I'll replace you.
[After the meeting with Mr. Brown; laughs evilly]
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Practicing a Learned Skill
Julian Clifton
Sorry, Dad. I'm practicing the trick shot you taught me.
[first lines]
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Postman Pat's Frustration with Alf
Postman Pat
Oh, Alf. Not again.
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Postman Pat's Reflection on Happiness
Postman Pat
I don't feel like a very happy man.
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A Warm Reunion Between Friends
Ben Taylor
Pat! Am I glad to see you.
[first lines]
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A Morning Reminder from Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Oh, thanks, Jess. It wouldn't do to forget my hat on such a lovely morning.
[first lines]
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The Rise of Machines Over Mailmen
Edwin Carbunkle
Give me the SDS, Brown. The days of lovable friendly mailmen helping quaint country characters with their stupid little problems is over. The future belong to machines. AND TO ME!!!
[To Mr. Brown; laughing maniacally]
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A Simple Request About a Cat
Edwin Carbunkle
Lose the cat.
[To Stagehand Robin]
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Questioning Pat's Involvement in the Situation
Ben Taylor
Pat, you're not going along with this are you?
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Identifying Postman Clifton's true role
Edwin Carbunkle
You are...Postman Clifton.
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Julian's Ambition in Pencaster Football
Julian Clifton
Dad, I don't play for Pencaster yet.
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Confidence in Progress
Julian Clifton
Are you sure, Dad? I'm getting pretty good.
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Julian Calls for Jess in Postman Pat
Julian Clifton
Jess? Oi, Jess!
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Pat Will Return to Normal Soon
Ben Taylor
Pat's under a lot of pressure. I'm sure he'll be back to normal once this telly business blows over.
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Concerns about wasted resources and inefficiency
Edwin Carbunkle
Lots of wasted time, space and energy here, Ben. Not sure even my machines can save this place.
[first lines]
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Ambition to Replace Humans with Technology
Edwin Carbunkle
Oh, no. You're not ruining this now. I've finally got that fool of a CEO where I want him. If it were up to him, SDS would stay a quaint little delivery service dedicated to Customer Service and The Human Touch. Bleh! Your publicity was to make people love Postman Pat. Now, I can replace all of SDS's human workers with Patbots! And when I become CEO, SDS will become the biggest, most Profitable company in the world!
[To Pat; Pat: But I-I thought that's what all this was for. To help keep SDS the way it's always been.; Shows Pat a video of Patbots marching out of the SDS Sorting Office on his Phone]
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Desperation and Defiance from Edwin Carbunkle
Edwin Carbunkle
You can't do this to me. I'm the future! I'll just move to America, I'm not even a bad guy there, YOU'LL SEE! I'll be back!, I'll Be Back I'LL BE BACK!!! Nobody understands genius.
[last lines]
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