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Casual Plans Between Friends
Billy Cranston
Hey, thanks for that in there.
Jason
Ah, no worries. I hate guys like that.
Billy
Yeah. Oh, so, hey, we should hang out sometime, huh? Not that we have to, but I think tonight we should.
Jason
What was your name again?
Billy
Billy. Billy Cranston, or William Cranston. Remember when kids used to call me Billy "Cramstons" as a 3rd grade joke like "Billy crams a ton of crayons in his butt", which I didn't! It's really impossible to cram a ton of crayons in a butt. Uh, no, no, no, I'm sorry-
Jason
Billy, I would honestly hang out with you, but I have a date, every night with the Angel Grove Sheriff's Department, so... I'm sorry.
Billy
Wait, no, no, no-don't leave, don't leave. Hey-alright, so, I don't really expect for us to hang out. Truth is, I need to get somewhere tonight, and I could really use your help.
Jason
Billy, I hear you, but as I told you, I have house arrest. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm sorry.
Billy
Well, I-I mean, I could fix that. I know how to trick the SIM. I have- I have tools.
Jason
I have to be at my house before 7.
Billy
Well, if you come to my house before 7, I can fix it for you. Oh, I also have a car or access to a car, and if you help me tonight, you can have the car for a few hours.
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Miscommunication Among Friends
Sam Scott
You know, I don't think we're ever gonna understand each other. Just when I think you've done the dumbest thing you could possibly do… you find something even dumber and you do it.
Jason
Thank you.
Sam
I promise you, this is not the moment to be a wiseass. I know you think it's noble you didn't rat out your friends.
Jason
I acted alone. Beefcake and I had a connection.
Sam
Yeah, that's funny. You know what's not funny? This was supposed to be your season. I had scouts coming to every game. You could've written your own ticket. Now it's all gone! Now you gotta come here every Saturday for the rest of the year just so you can graduate... with all these other weirdos and criminals!
Jason
Yeah. Like you said, we'll never understand each other.
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Misunderstanding the Cow's Gender
Jason Scott
Cow seems unhappy.
Jason's Friend
Well, it shouldn't be unhappy, because I just milked her.
Jason
Him. You just milked him.
Jason's Friend
This is a "him?
Jason
Was it 1 udder?
Jason's Friend
Yup.
Jason
Yeah, that's not an udder.
Jason's Friend
I was gonna say, it was actually kinda weird. It was kinda big, I had to use 2 hands–
Jason
Stop. We will never discuss this again.
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Unlikely Allies Reveal Personal Challenges
Jason
Billy, can I be honest? The deal was I drop you somewhere and I get the van for a few hours, okay? This is weird. Like, we don't know each other at all, I don't know what we're doing here. You see where I'm-?
Billy
Wait, wait, I gotta tell you something, okay? I'm on the ].
[[w:Autism Disorder|Spectrum]
Jason
Is that like a workout program? Like, ]?
[[w:Tae Bo|Tae Bo]
Billy
No, it's a diagnosis.
Jason
I know. It was a joke, I was kidding.
Billy
See, that's the thing, I didn't get the joke. Like my brain doesn't work the same as yours does, you know?
Jason
Yeah, well, consider that a good thing.
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