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Practical Magic Quotes

"For two sisters from a family of witches, falling in love is the trickiest spell of all."

PG-13 1998 · 1h 44m
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12 quotes
Contrasting Views on Love and Relationships
Young Sally I hope I never fall in love, I hope I never fall in love, I hope I never fall in love.
Young Gilly I can't wait to fall in love.
Empowerment in Every Woman's Inner Witch
Taglines There's a little witch in every woman.
Debating the Nature of Self-Defense
Sally We have to go to the police. It was self defense.
Gilly What, the old slowly-poisoning-him-to-death self defense?
Casual Confession of Past Actions
Gary Did you or your sister kill James Angelov?
Sally Oh, yeah. A couple of times.
Family Rules and Magic Boundaries
Frances In this house we have chocolate cake for breakfast, and never bother with silly little things like bedtimes, or brushing our teeth.
Sally This is only temporary, so don't get comfortable. There will be no chocolate for breakfast, homework will be done after dinner, teeth and hair brushed before bed. (To her aunts) And, as for you two, my children will never do magic. Ever.
Jimmy I'm feeling very into sisters right now.
Children's Taunts and Witty Retorts
Village Kids (chanting) Witch! Witch! You're a bitch! Witch! Witch! You're a witch!
Sally You think after three hundred years they would come up with a better line.
Forgiveness and Taking Action in Practical Magic
Gilly Do you forgive our mother?
Sally Sometimes.
Gilly Well, you'll never forgive yourself, unless you get up, get dressed and you brush you goddamn teeth, cause your breath stinks.
Gilly We have to ask the aunts to help us bring him back.
Sally No, no they won't do it. Because he'll come back as something dark and unnature.
Gilly Jimmy is already dark and unnatural! And besides I don't care what he comes back as, as long as he comes back with a pulse!
Sally No Gillian that is not an option, that is not a choice.
Gilly We have no choice Sally, this is our choice!
Children's Playful Chanting About Witches
Gilly You wanna play?
Village kids (chanting) Witch, witch, you're a witch!
Sisters Navigate Love Amid Witchcraft Challenges
Taglines For two sisters from a family of witches, falling in love is the trickiest spell of all.
A Sister's Promise in Dark Times
Gilly He wants me, just me. Everyone would be safe. Just let him take me.
Sally Don't die on me, Gilly please, cause we're supposed to die together, at the same time. You promised me that, and this is not that day.
Summoning a True Love Spell
Young Sally He will hear my call a mile away, he will whistle my favourite song, he can ride a pony backwards-
Young Gilly What are you doing?
Young Sally I'm summoning up a true love spell called amas veritas, he can flip pancakes in the air, he will be marvellously kind, and his favourite shape will be a star. And he'll have one green eye, one blue.
Young Gilly I thought you never wanted to fall in love.
Young Sally That's the point. The guy I dreamed up doesn't exist, and if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart.
A Promise of Shared Futures
Gilly I hate it here. I wanna go where... where no-one's even heard of us.
Sally I feel like I'm never going to see you again.
Gilly Of course you're going to see me again. We're going to grow old together. It's gonna be you and me, living in a big house. These two old biddies with all these cats. I mean, I bet we even die in the same day.
Sally You swear?
Gilly Honey, I need your pocket knife. (cuts her hand and Sally's) My blood, your blood, our blood.