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Casual plans for a simple day
Vivian Ward
You'll buy a snap dog and we'll cop a squat under a tree or somewhere.
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Similarities in Unconventional Professions
Edward Lewis
You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money.
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A Memorable Night Enjoyed Together
Vivian Ward
In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.
[to Edward]
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Observations on Specific Types of Individuals
Kit De Luca
Those are two very specific examples of crackheads.
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Kit's Frustration with the Sphincter Police
Kit De Luca
Yo, Viv, babe. Would ya come down here? The Sphincter Police won't let me through.
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The Cost of Companionship
Edward
Tell me, what kind of… what kind of money you girls make these days? Ballpark.
Vivian
Can't take less than a hundred dollars.
Edward
Hundred dollars a night?
Vivian
For an hour.
Edward
An hour? You make a hundred dollars an hour and you got a safety pin holding your boot up? You gotta be joking.
Vivian
I never joke about money.
Edward
Neither do I.
Edward
Hundred dollars an hour. Pretty stiff.
Vivian
Well, no… but it's got potential.
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The Allure of Negative Beliefs
Vivian Ward
The bad things are easier to believe. Haven't you noticed that?!
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Questioning Authority and Influence
Vivian Ward
People always do what you tell them to do? ...I guess so.
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Struggles with Love and Attraction
Vivian Ward
The first guy I've ever loved was a total nothing. The second was worse. My mom called me a bum magnet. There was a bum in a fifty mile radius, I was completely attracted to him.
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Desire for a Fairy Tale Life
Vivian Ward
I want the fairy tale.
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A Conversation About Heights and Views
Vivian
Wow! Great view! I bet you can see all the way to the ocean from out here.
Edward
I'll take your word for it. I don't go out there.
Vivian
Why don't you go out there?
Edward
I'm afraid of heights.
Vivian
You are? So how come you rented the penthouse?
Edward
It's the best. I looked all around for penthouses on the first floor, but I can't find one.
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The Impact of Negative Beliefs on Self-Perception
Vivian Ward
People put you down enough, you start to believe it.
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Impressed by the Car's Performance
Vivian
Man, this baby must corner like it's on rails!
Edward
Beg your pardon?
Vivian
Well, doesn't it blow your mind? This is only four cylinders!
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The Challenge of Impossible Relationships
Edward Lewis
Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.
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Dreams and Money in Hollywood's Spotlight
Philip Stuckey
He mortgaged everything he owns, right down to his underwear, to secure a loan from the bank.
[about Morse]
Magician at party
No matter what they say, it's all about money. So let's imagine, ladies, that you're a savings and loan officer. Watch - one, two, three; see, you've got it all, and we've got nothing. You've got all four, take a look.
Happy Man
Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'.
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Negotiating Prices with Humor
Kit De Luca
Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.
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Discussion on Safety and Professionalism in Work
Edward
I guess this is not the greatest time to be a hooker, is it?
Vivian
Look, I use condoms always. I get checked out once a month at the free clinic. Not only am I better in the sack than an amateur, I am probably safer.
Edward
I like that; that's very good. You should have that printed on your business card.
Vivian
If you're makin fun of me, I don't like it.
Edward
No, I'm not making fun of you. No, I don't. I'm not. I wouldn't offend you. I'm sorry. What's your name?
[laughs]
Vivian
What do you want it to be?
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Commitment to Kindness and Affection
Vivian Ward
Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go.
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Planning vs. Spontaneity in Life Choices
Edward
I hadn't exactly planned this.
Vivian
Do you plan everything?
Edward
Always.
Vivian
Yeah me too! I'm actually, no I'm not a planner. I would say I'm a kinda fly by the seat of your pants gal, you know moment to moment. Yeah that's me, that's...yeah.
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Unexpected Encounters in Uncertain Situations
Vivian
Well, now that you got me here, what are you going to do with me?
Edward
You wanna know something? I don't have a clue.
Vivian
You know, you could pay me. That's one way to, maybe, break the ice.
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Unexpected Encounters in an Elevator
Vivian
Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!
Edward
First time in an elevator.
Woman
Ah.
Woman
Close your mouth, dear.
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Confidence in Self-Identity and Desire
Vivian Ward
I appreciate the whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.
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A Favorite Name Sparks Unexpected Reaction
Vivian
What is your name?
Edward
Edward.
Vivian
Edward? That's my favorite name in the whole world!
Edward
No!
[mock seriously]
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Unveiling Relationships Through Communication Dynamics
Edward
When you and I were dating, did you speak to my secretary more than you spoke to me?
Susan
She was one of my bridesmaids.
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Extreme Reactions to Opera's Impact on People
Edward Lewis
People's reaction to opera the first time they hear it is extreme. They either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.
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Acknowledging Edward's Special Gifts
Vivian Ward
I think you have a lot of special gifts, Edward.
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Fashion Faux Pas Acknowledgment
Vivian Ward
Honey, I've got a runner in my pantyhose. I'm not wearing pantyhose.
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Unexpected Encounter in Beverly Hills
Vivian
Hey, sugar, you lookin for a date?
Edward
No, I want to find Beverly Hills. Can you give me directions?
Vivian
Sure. For five bucks.
Edward
That's Ridiculous.
Vivian
Price just went up to ten.
Edward
You can't charge me for directions!
Vivian
I can do anything I want to, Baby; I ain't lost.
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Embracing Identity and Expectations in Life
Kit De Luca
A name... you want a name... the pressure of a name... I got it! Cinde-fucking-rella!
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Unexpected Experiences in Unlikely Situations
Edward
You're on my fax.
Vivian
Well, that's one I haven't been on before.
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Advice on Seizing Opportunities
Vivian
Wait a minute — that's a Lotus Esprit!
Kit
No, that's rent. You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than a hundred. Call me when you're through… Take care of you.
Vivian
Take care of you.
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