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Mark Your Calendar for September 25
Taglines
Have a seat September 25.
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Appreciation Among Colleagues in a Broadcast Setting
Stone Philips
Great job, Chris. I couldn't do what you do.
Hansen
Thanks, Stone.
Philips
I'll be watching from ].
[[War in Afghanistan (2001–2021)|Afghanistan]
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Chris Hansen Addresses Machine Theft Incident
Chris Hansen
I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Your machine has just stolen from me.
[calling the phone number on the side of a vending machine]
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Perception and Understanding in Context
Chris Hansen
You see how this looks, right?
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Confrontation over Authority and Responsibility
Redbd
Look, you're being very hostile to me. Who gave you permission to do this?
Hansen
You did this to yourself.
Redbd
You know you don't have the right to do this. Who do you think you are?
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Beverage Preferences in a Conversation
Redbd
Actually, do you have a Diet Coke?
Hansen
Is Pepsi okay? Why don't you have a seat right there?
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Aspiration for Success and Recognition
Chris Hansen
We're gonna find them and we're gonna be bigger than ]. We're gonna be bigger than Lost!
[[Lost (TV series)|Lost]
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Differing Definitions of Good and Bad
Plum
I don't want to be a bad person.
Hansen
Your definition of bad and my definition of bad are vastly different.
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Television's Changing Audience and Industry Dynamics
Jeff Zucker
I don't really like ]. I don't really understand it. I don't really believe in it, but America loves it. Television's changing. ] gone. ] gone. We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars into beautiful scripted shows. The audience just isn't there. They're not watching. Right now, your show has a special connection with the audience. Every one of our competitors is trying to copy it.
[[To Catch a Predator|your show; [Seinfeld; [Friends (TV series)|Friends]
Assistant
] will have a functioning ] in less than a month.
[[w:American Broadcasting Company|ABC; [w:What Would You Do? (2008 TV program)|facsimile]
Zucker
So, I need to move you. It's time that you all play with the big boys. What do we got on Thursday nights?
Assistant
Uh, ].
[[My Name Is Earl]
Zucker
No.
Assistant
Bump ].
[[w:Joey (TV series)|Joey]
Zucker
We're not bumping Joey. Let me see. ]. No, my favorite show. ]? ]? No. ]. ], reality. Oh, I got it. We're taking on...
[[Friday Night Lights (TV series)|Friday Night Lights; [w:Law & Order: Criminal Intent|Criminal Intent; [w: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit|SVU; [w:Dick Wolf|Dick Wolf; [The Biggest Loser|Biggest Loser]
Assistant
]?
[[Lost (TV series)|Lost]
Hansen
Lost.
Zucker
Lost.
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Desire for Meaningful Pursuits
Chris Hansen
I want something that matters. No more bottom-feeders. I want a whale.
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Accountability and Consequences in Television History
Chris Hansen
What would've happened if I wasn't here? You see how this looks, right? At the end of the day, a man must be held accountable for the decisions that he makes. Do you agree? Do you watch television? Well, there's something you should know. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. And you're about to be a part of television history.
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Allegiances Defined in a Divisive Moment
Chris Hansen
You’re either with me or you're with ].
[[w:Suicide of Bill Conradt|him]
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Speculating on the Identity of an Operative
Xavier Von Erck
Chris, we've never caught a government operative before, a man on the inside. This, this is it. This guy's got to be ], ] or he is at the highest levels of government.
[[Central Intelligence Agency|CIA; [National Security Agency|NSA]
Hansen
I mean, what are we talking about here? Are we talking about a mayor or a congressman or are we- are we talking about the president?
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The Impact of Choices in Conflict
Jim Christian
What you're doing matters. Like, really fucking matters.
Hansen
Thank you so much. I appreciate that.
Christian
If I was you, I'd just fucking kill those guys. Beat the living shit out of em.
Hansen
I don't think that would fly on ].
[[w:NBC|NBC]
Christian
Don't you ever just want to... bleed em?
Hansen
Well, I think maybe what I do is a little worse.
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Modern Justice and Public Scrutiny
Chris Hansen
There used to be a pillory in every civilized town. Now there's television in every home. That I'm on. So are you, Dan.
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Desire for Revenge and Justice
Cortland Gunn
I worked with that DA for 10 years. He's met my wife, met my kids. Christ. The guy who catches the guys. That boy-fuckin ] piece of shit! I'm gonna gut him. Form up!
[[Democratic Party (United States)|Democrat]
Hansen
Cortland, I need to see him. I need to look him in his eyes. I need to put him on television.
Gunn
I need to put his head on a stick.
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Confronting Ancient Evil in the World
Chris Hansen
We're cleansing the world of an ancient evil.
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A Discussion About Watching Musicals
Dan Plum
Just come outside. It'll be safer if you come outside.
Bill Conradt
I just, I just wanted to watch musicals with you.
Plum
Yeah, I know.
Conradt
Which one was it again?
Plum
]. I think I'm in the minority of people who actually think the ] is better than the stage production.
[[Rent (musical)|Rent; [Rent (film)|film]
Conradt
That's funny.
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The Complexity of Casual Conversations
MarriedAndLookingForFun31313
I wasn't here for any bad reason. I have a little girl at home. She's only four. I was just talking. It ... it's just chat.
Hansen
It's not just ... chat ... though, is it?
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Confronting a Potential Threat in Primetime
Hansen
] is gonna release a story about me. I'm not worried. I can fix this. We just need to get him.
[[w:National Enquirer|The Enquirer]
Andie Bender
How old is she?
Hansen
She's 30, Andie.
Bender
Bravo.
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Making Television History Awaits You
Taglines
Are you ready to make television history?
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Familiar Voices in a Conversation
Mary Joan Hansen
Hello?
Hansen
Hi, Mary. Chris Hansen.
Mary
Yes, honey. I know.
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Chris Hansen Introduces Online Predatory Investigation
Chris Hansen
Well, there's something you should know. I'm Chris Hansen, with Dateline NBC. And we're doing a story on adults who try to meet teens online.
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Authenticity in Performance and Identity
Chris Hansen
Nothing I do is acting, Dan.
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