Name: Project X
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2012-03-02
Duration: 88 min
Rating: 6.9
Cast: Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper, Jonathan Daniel Brown, Dax Flame, Kirby Bliss Blanton

Project X

Unexpected Achievements and Surprising Numbers

Dad I just didn't think you had it in you.

Thomas I know. Sorry I let you down.

Dad No, I literally didn't think you had this in you. So uh, how many people were here?

Thomas Uh, 15 hundred. Couple thousand maybe.

Dad Wow.

Thomas You should have seen it. It was awesome.

Dad Well, you're still fucked Thomas.

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Conflicting Responses on Enjoyment

Kirby So Thomas, are you having fun?

[Filming Thomas]

Thomas No.

Kirby Not at all?

Thomas Yes.

Kirby You look pretty fucked up.

Thomas I'm, I'm, I'm a little fucked up.

Kirby But you look good. Have you gotten lucky at all?

Thomas I'm pretty lucky right now.

[smiling at her]

Kirby Slow down dude.

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Project X

Party Chaos and Heated Confrontation

Rob Hey Oliver! Great party buddy. You owe me a fucking tree, you piece of shit!

[as the riot police close in; points to a flaming tree in his front yard]

Costa All we were doing was trying to have a good time, you cocksucking motherfucker! This is your fault!

Rob I'll kill you, you fucking punk! You know where you're going? You're going to jail you motherfucker! You're gonna-OW!

Costa Yeah! That's my boys! Suck my dick, Robert! Suck my fucking dick!

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Concerns About Teen Independence

Mom I'm just worried.

Dad About what?

Mom I don't know. Thomas, leaving him alone all weekend.

Dad Oh please. Come on honey, he's 17 years old.

Mom That's what I'm worried about.

Dad Let's be realistic here. This is Thomas we're talking about. He's not exactly Mr. Popular.

Mom What is that supposed to mean?

Dad I'm just saying that he's not that type of kid, you know. He's got a couple friends, they're gonna hang out, but they're not gonna do anything. He's a sweet kid, but he's a loser.

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Project X

A Heartfelt Apology Amidst Chaos

Thomas Kirby I'm really sorry about what happened. I didn't know how to handle it. But I think I do now and that's why I'm here. My life right now, it's totally ruined, okay. I practically burned down my whole neighborhood. Probably bankrupted my parents. I'll be in debt until I die. But, the only thing I care about fixing right now is this. So, I'm sorry. You're still mad. I get it. But if you are talking to me about my next birthday, I'd really like to spend it with just you.

Kirby You're...

Thomas So we're cool again?

Kirby I never said you were cool.

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Project X

Confession of Regret and Frustration

Costa Wow. I don't know how to fix this. I don't know how to fix any of this shit. I'm sorry Thomas. I just wanted to get some pussy.

[after the car is driven into the pool]

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Project X

Party Expectations and Realizations

Thomas Is this big enough to be cool?

[on the roof, looking at the party below]

Costa Game changer. Are you hearing this? This is your fucking Party man!

[The crowd below is chanting Thomas' name]

Thomas You're right dude. I needed this.

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Costa introduces the party and its significance

Costa What up my lovely females? This is your boy Costa, your host for the evening. Behind me is Thomas Kub's house. Today is Thomas Kub's birthday, and this is Project X, yo.

[on video; grabs crotch]

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Project X

Nostalgia for Better Days in Friendship

Thomas Oh my god. What was wrong with me? Wow, this was before Costa.

[Looking at a picture from when they were younger]

Kirby Yeah, the good old days.

Thomas Yeah, back when you were still in the crew.

Thomas You used to be so cute, what happened?

Kirby Shut the fuck up. It still looks like me.

Thomas Was that weird? I'm sorry. Shit that was weird wasn't it?

[He kisses her]

Kirby No, it was...

Thomas Fuck.

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Project X

Unexpected Pool Maintenance Comment

Costa The next time your pool guy comes by for a clean, he's gonna say, "Excuse me Mr. Kub, but I think I may have found some water in your semen.

[about the "Naked Girls Only" sign by the pool]

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Project X

Party Tensions Rise Among Friends

Rob Hey, Thomas. Look man I don't want to be a dick here or anything, but your friend Oliver came by earlier and told me you guys were having a little party but this is too much.

[knocking on the door]

Thomas Yeah. We actually should be winding down like midnight, maybe 1. Is that okay?

Rob No, it's not. I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep and Melinda's gotta be up early for work.

Costa Fuck yeah! My boy Rob is here to rage! Good to see you, brother.

[walks up]

Rob Whoa, yeah. Actually I'm not raging, but I'm just telling Thomas it's time to shut it down.

Costa You can't be serious. This is a great party. What the fuck?

Rob I am serious because it's 11:30 at night and it's time to wrap it up.

J.B. Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we just bring everyone to the back and lower the volume a bit.

Rob Guys, this isn't a request! The party's over.

Costa I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree then, aren't we?

Rob Listen to me. Thomas, either shut it down or I'm calling the cops. Fine, fuck it! I'm calling the fucking cops.

Costa Fuck! Oh shit!

J.B. Jesus fucking Christ! What did you do that for?

Costa Are you fucking kidding me? I will fucking kill you!

[Rob punches Everett in the face]

Rob The little fuck tazed me! I'm definitely calling the cops now!

Costa You punched a kid in the face! I'm calling the cops on your ass now!

Rob Do it, genius! It's all on tape. I just saw this mother fucker record it right here.

Dax No, all I got was you punching that little child's face.

Rob Fuck you!

Costa Go home, Robert!

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Apologies Among Friends in Project X

Costa I love you guys. No seriously. Look I realize I can be like a huge dick sometimes, I'm really sorry for that.

[All three are sprawled on the front lawn, high on ecstacy]

Thomas It's okay.

Costa No it's not. JB, I'm sorry for buying you a bra on your birthday. That wasn't cool.

J.B. Wasn't cool man.

Costa And I'm sorry for all the times I called you "fat fuck." "Pudgy bitch." "Fudgy the whale." And I'm sorry for that time at your brother's Bar Mitzvah when I told everyone you look like ] because you don't.

[[w:Rosie O'Donnell|Rosie O'Donnell]

J.B. I don't.

Thomas Hey guys? I hooked up with Kirby. I'm like, really into her.

Costa Okay seriously Thomas, that's like cool and all, but she's like always been around. It's like hooking up with J.B., but her tits are smaller.

J.B. Hey.

Costa I'm just saying. Kirby's sort of like, one of us. Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.

Project X

A Dream Party Experience Awaits You

Taglines The Party You've Only Dreamed About.

Project X

Experience the Unforgettable Event

Taglines Witness it.

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Peer Pressure and Consequences of Actions

Thomas My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked up! You know what I don't care if everyone thinks I'm a dick, I'm getting them out of the house.

Costa Dude come on.

Costa Dude what the fuck are you doing? Thomas! Please don't embarrass me like this!

Thomas Hey listen up!

Alexis Yeah, Thomas! Woow!

Project X

Invitation to an Unforgettable Experience

Taglines You are invited.

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