Encountering Puss in Boots in Person
The Wolf / Death: [chuckles]
Well, well. If it isn't Puss in Boots himself. In the flesh.
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Despair Over Unjust Treatment
Big Jack Horner: [last words before his death; as everyone glares at him]
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! I MEAN, WHAT SPECIFICALLY?!
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Facing Vulnerability with Indifference
Big Jack Horner: [attracted by Perrito's cuteness]
They're such pools of vulnerability. It's so cute! How you THINK that would work on me! Don't you know I'm dead inside? By the way, your nose is bleeding.
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Clothes Transformation Brings Unexpected Relief
Big Jack Horner: [emerging from his bag as a giant]
I was worried for a second I would come out naked, but my clothes grew too! Cool!
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Big Jack Horner's Perspective on Childhood Privilege
Big Jack Horner: [the Ethical Bug facepalms]
You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, and stability, and a mansion, and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that.
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Excalibur's Challenge: A Humorous Reflection
Big Jack Horner: [the sword is stuck]
Behold! Excalibur! Yeah, I couldn't get this rock off of it. But still pretty cool, right?
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Desire for Possessions and Excitement
Big Jack Horner: [hums as he picks up a cookie and a magic potion with labels reading "Eat Me" and "Drink Me"; bowls a glass sphere into the bag]
I'll take this! And that! Ooh, and these! One of those! And I gotta take that! Yes! Yes! No. Yes! Oh, yeah! All of these! Hahahaha! This one is right.
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Big Jack Horner's Ambitious Plan
Big Jack Horner:
Assemble the Baker's Dozen.
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Big Jack Horner's Bold Declaration
Big Jack Horner:
Little Jack Horner didn't have any magic. He was a pathetic, buttered baker's boy. Little Jack's dead! I'm Big Jack Horner!
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Struggling to Find the Perfect Balance
Goldilocks:
Too hard! That was not JUST RIGHT!
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Questioning the Legend's Appearance
Goldilocks:
Is that a joke? You think this scruffy, geriatric bag of bones looks like a legend? This is definitely not…
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Teamwork and Friendship in Adversity
Perrito: [to Big Jack Horner]
Oh, I was just buying some time. For Team Friendship!
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Perrito's Request for Belly Rubs
Perrito:
Wanna rub my belly?
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Home is Defined by Friendship
Perrito:
My home is where my friends are.
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Perrito's Playful Challenge to Others
Perrito: [_; _; _; _; _; laughs]
I'm in the mix now! OK, OK, here we go! You’re all a bunch of knuckle-dragging, honey-scrounging, grub , oafish munching, mangy nugget, , and your snooter!
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Perrito's Honest Revelation About His Identity
Perrito:
Full disclosure, I'm not a cat, I'm a dog.
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Turning Enemies into Bathroom Rugs
Kitty: [''I'm going to make bath-mats out of all of you!'']
¡LOS VOY HACER A TODOS ALFOMBRAS DE BAÑO!
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Trust Issues in Relationships
Kitty:
Take it from me. Never trust anyone!
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Trust Issues and Betrayal in Relationships
Kitty:
Whenever I've let my guard down, I've been double-crossed, declawed, played and betrayed.
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The Consequences of Trust
Kitty:
You know what trust gets you? A sock, a rock and a swim in the river.
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Teamwork Often Leads to Trouble
Kitty:
It just never fails. Whenever I team up with you, things go wrong!
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The Value of a Single Life
Kitty:
When you only have one life, that's what makes it special.
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A Life Together Is My Greatest Wish
Puss: ['''Kitty:''' ''I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?'']
Kitty, one life spent with you is all that I could wish for.
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Conflicted Feelings and Independence
Puss: [''to his past lives'']
You know what?! You guys are jerks! Which is very conflicting for me! I'll find my own way out! Adiós!
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The Burden of Legendary Status
Puss: ['''Puss's past life:''' ''Puss in Boots walks alone!'']
Yeah, Puss in Boots walks alone... Was the legend so big, there was no room for anyone else?
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A Reluctant Decision by Puss
Puss: ['''Perrito:''' ''Wanna rub my belly?'']
Hard pass.
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A Challenge to Conquer Fear
Puss: [''repeated line'']
FEAR ME, IF YOU DARE!
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The Legend Will Endure Forever
Puss: [bell falls on him and kills him]
Okay, okay, one more number. I call this one "The Legend Will Never Di--
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A Call to the People
Puss: ['''The Woman in the crowd:''' ''It's Delmar!'']
People of Cordova! People of Delmar!
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A Warm Invitation to Celebrate Together
Puss:
Welcome to my fiesta! Make yourselves at home, yeah! Come on, eat. Drink up.
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