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Puss in Boots Quotes

"Live for danger. Fight for justice. Pray for mercy."

PG 2011 · 1h 30m
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Puss in Boots
The Art of Looking Good
Taglines Looking good never looked so good.
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The Many Names of Puss in Boots
Puss Through the years, I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato, The Furry Lover, Frisky Two Times, and then The Gingerhead Man. But to most, I am Puss in Boots! Outlaw.
[first lines; voice over; whispers]
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Surprised by an Unexpected Guitar Strike
Kitty You hit me in the head with a GUITAR?!
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Puss Reflects on His Inner Energy
Puss Do you feel how I vibrate?
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A Conversation About Beans and Treats
Young Humpty Well, we got red beans, we got green beans, coffee beans, lima beans… but no magic beans.
Young Puss Would you care for a jelly bean?
Young Humpty Oh, thank you.
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A Humorous Encounter Over Milk
Puss One milk, please.
Man What are you doing here senior? Did you lose the ball of wool? (laughing)
Puss ( chuckles ) How witty.
Man one milk coming.
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An Epic Adventure Awaits in Nine Lifetimes
Taglines Get ready for an adventure nine lifetimes in the making.
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Betrayal and Revenge Unveiled in Confession
Puss You were in cahoots?!
Humpty Oh yeah! They all work for me. I spent a lot of time in prison preparing for this.
Puss You set me up?
Humpty Oh, yeah! I set you up, of course! You think this was all about getting the gold and clearing your name? This... little adventure was about 1 thing: revenge. You never knew it, Puss. But I was always... there. You wanted to repay an old debt, Puss? Well, so did I.
[sternly; The word, "there" echoes as Puss remembers when Humpty Dumpty appears in different places, The old man's cottage, the bar, the hotel, the cats' hideout and how Humpty gets picked up by crows.]
Puss Why would you do this?
Humpty You left me on that bridge! You abandoned me when I needed you the most! What happened to "brothers forever"?!
[becomes angrier]
Puss I TRUSTED YOU!
[infuriated to Humpty]
Humpty Well now you're finally gonna know what it feels like. You know?! To trust someone and have them stab you in the back?! GUARDS!
[The Comandante’s guards surround Puss]
Comandante Puss in Boots, you're under arrest for the robbery of the San Ricardo bank!
Humpty Consider this the final meeting of bean club.
Puss I should SCRAMBLE you with onions!
[enraged; draws his sword at Humpty, frightening him]
Comandante You should never have come back.
[to Puss; points his sword at his neck]
Imelda ¡Pequeño! Wait! Do not fight them, please...
Puss Mama! Listen to me. I can explain.
Imelda No. Puss, no more running. Please stop breaking my heart and face what you have done.
Puss I'm sorry, Mama. I let you down.
[drops his sword]
Guard 1 Paws where we can see them.
[Puss raises both his paws]
Guard 2 Turn around, slow. Slower!
[Puss turns around slowly, but...]
Comandante Step into the carrier, quiet like. C'mon.
[pushes the kennel to Puss with his feet; Puss gets in the kennel, Comandante puts it on the wagon.]
Humpty Attention! Attention, everyone! If you could just come in a little closer. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... the Golden Goose of legend!
[Kitty brings in the golden goose and looks at Puss in the kennel.]
Puss Kitty? Not you too?
[Comandante giddaps to leaves for prison.]
Humpty Gold for everyone! Boo! Boo! Boo! We got some fresh, hot gold here, people! Step right up! Get it hot!
[cackles; throws the gold to the crowd]
Crowd ¡Huevos! ¡Huevos! ¡Huevos! ¡Huevos! ¡Huevos!
Comandante 1 hat, 1 a belt, and 2 boots… Once a symbol of honor. 1 bottle of catnip?!
[a bottle of catnip falls out of his boot]
Puss Uh… it is for my glaucoma.
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Pursuit of Puss in Boots
Man Oh! Ow! Ohh! You cannot run forever, Puss In Boots!
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The Myth of Cats Landing on Their Feet
Jill Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
[holding Puss upside down by his foot over a cliff]
Puss No, that is just a rumor spread by dogs!
Jill Well, let's find out.
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Disgrace to the Boots
Comandante You disgrace those *boots?!*
[gasps]
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Acknowledging Past Misdeeds of a Feline Character
Taglines He has been a bad kitty.
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Brotherhood and Betrayal in Puss in Boots
Puss No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me!
Humpty Dumpty Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge… surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!
Puss Then how did we get to the bridge in the first place?
Humpty Dumpty Because we were brothers, and brothers were supposed to look out for each other, not--!
Kitty Humpty! Remember why we were here.
[enters the scene]
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The Art of Stealthy Theft
Kitty I'm called Kitty Softpaws, because I'll steal you blind and you'll never notice that I'm there.
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A Grateful Son Acknowledges a Heroic Act
Comandante You saved my mother.
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Command to Arrest in Puss in Boots
Comandante Arrest them!
[to his guards]
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Comandante's Reaction to Puss in Boots
Comandante Puss in Boots?! What are you doing with the guitar and those boots?! Arrest him!
[to Puss; playing the guitar]
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Confronting Unacceptable Behavior in the Litterbox
Puss How dare you do the litterbox on me!
[offended, when the mysterious cat makes a dancing move similar to the movements of a cat hiding their wastes in the sand of their litter box]
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Embrace Danger, Justice, and Mercy
Taglines Live for danger. Fight for justice. Pray for mercy.
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Identity and Brotherhood in Adversity
Humpty Here we are again. Right, Puss?
[holding onto the rope]
Puss I will not leaved you behind this time, Humpty.
Humpty I'm sorry, Puss. I've made a mess out of everything. I'm a rotten egg. I'm not a person. I'm not a bird, I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.
[remorseful]
Puss You are what you have always been, my brother.
Humpty Brothers forever. You can't save us both.
[almost grabs Puss' paw, but starts lost his grip]
Puss Yes, I can. Just hang on.
Humpy Puss, you have to save the baby or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It’s the right thing to do.
Puss I will not let you go, Humpty.
Humpty I know you won’t. So I won’t make you choose.
[last words before his death; closes his eyes and let the rope go, falls in the sky to his death and cracked with rock-bridge]
Puss Humpty! Random
[?]
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Consequences of Provoking an Angry Cat
Puss You made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!
[pulls his claws out, causing the bandit behind him to loses his pants]
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A Disagreement Over Golden Eggs
Tavern patron #1 Show him the golden eggs.
[Tavern patron #2 begins to try unzipping his pants; cut to Puss]
Puss No! You have shown enough.
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Reunion After a Long Separation
Humpty It’s been a long time, brother.
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Beans, Betrayal, and Unwanted Memories
Andy "Jack" Beanstalk WHOO! HO! No, no! Don't stop on my account. Well, it looks like the egg got what he wanted?
Puss You talking about Humpty?
Andy Beanstalk Don't say his name! I used to share this cell with that smelly thing. Happiest day of my life was when he left, till I realized he stole my magic beans.
[stabbles]
Puss Wait, wait, wait! You had the beans? Who are you? Hey! What's your name?
[the prisoner has fallen asleep snoring loudly, Puss wakes him up]
Andy Beanstalk Andy Beanstalk, but my friends call me Jack! I traded the family cow for them beans. Of course, it wasn't my family's cow, some other family's family cow. That's why I got 8 to 10 years. Always know which cow's yours…
[falls asleep again snoring loudly]
Puss Crazy man. WAKE UP! What else do you know?
[Andy wakes up again]
Andy Beanstalk We're all goners, thanks to that little stinky! I told him! I told him not to take the goose, but all he wanted was his revenge!
Puss Don't take the goose." Why?!
[Andy is fallen asleep again and he slaps him to wake him up]
Andy Beanstalk The Great Terror! That's the Golden Goose's mama.
[screams]
Puss Oh, no.
Andy Beanstalk And she will be out for blood when she comes back for her baby.
Puss GUARD! SAN RICARDO'S IN TERRIBLE DANGER! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME!
[gasps and rushes to the guard in the door's cell]
Guard Quiet, you!
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A Disagreement Over a Goose and Sandwich
Puss I shall make you into an egg-salad sandwich!
[confronting Humpty]
Humpty That is disgusting!
[shrieks]
Puss Give me the goose, Humpty.
Humpty No can do, I'm afraid. See, the mama's on her way, and when she gets here, it's absolutely not bye-bye, San Ricardo and everything you ever cared about.
Puss Revenge on me is one thing, but, why Imelda? Why the orphanage? This is our home.
Humpty You mean your home. I never belonged here. We had a plan to get out of here, but then you became a hero and you picked this place over me. You left me with nothing.
[sighs]
Puss Humpty, I'm sorry I hurt you. But do not take it out on these people. You are better than this.
Humpty No, I'm not.
Puss Oh, come on! I know the real Humpty. The way you saw the world, the inventor, the dreamer! What happened to that guy?
Humpty I think it's too late.
Puss It is never too late to do the right thing. Together, we can save San Ricardo! I can forgive you, Humpty, if you help me now.
Humpty Really? After everything I put you through?
Puss Prove to me there is still a good egg in you.
Humpty I'll try.
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A Cat's Cunning Promise of Theft
Kitty I'll steal you blind and you won't even know I was there!
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Humpty Reflects on Betrayal and Heartache
Humpty Are those new boots? Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!
['''Puss''': No! They are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.]
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Embrace the Challenge of Fear
Puss Fear me, if you dare!
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Forgotten Money Causes Trouble
Kitty Someone forgot his money!
[To Puss; in sing-song voice]
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Forgotten Money in Puss in Boots Scene
Kitty Someone forgot his money!
[sing-song voice; shows Puss his bag of money]
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A Heroic Claim About Puss in Boots
Comandante Señor Puss, he's a hero!
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