Embracing Identity and Self-Expression
Other voices: [[Tress MacNeille]
] as Melissa / Barbara Streisand
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The Quest for Superpowers in Crisis
Openly Gator:
We need some sort of superpowers to help save Queer Duck. Do you guys have any?
Rosie O'Donnell:
I can honestly say I haven't.
Openly Gator:
Me neither.
Bi-Polar Bear:
I have one. I can crack a walnut with my butt.
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The Unexpected Journey of Coming Out
Reverend Vandergelding:
So, how did you finally tell them you were gay?
Queer Duck: [music starts]
Oh, well, that's an interesting story. It all goes back to those crazy, turbulent, fabulous seventies...
Reverend Vandergelding: [music stops]
Wait a minute... Is this going to be a musical number? I'm mean, what is it with you people and musical numbers?
Queer Duck:
Just sit back and enjoy it!
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Confronting Uncertain Futures in Relationships
Queer Duck:
We have an awful future ahead of us.
Openly Gator:
What are you saying? Have you met someone else?
Queer Duck:
No! No, no, no, no, no!
Lola Buzzard: [suddenly grabs him and pulls his head to her chest]
Darling!
Queer Duck:
Well, kind of.
Queer Duck:
Openly Gator!
Openly Gator: [openly gator stares at Reverend with his eyes mad; grunting]
Queer Duck!, give it back you bitch.
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Dinner Dilemma at the Thai Restaurant
Queer Duck: [in a dream sequence about when they're old and still together]
Openly Gator. Where the hell is my dinner?
Openly Gator:
Oh, here!
Queer Duck: [screams when he sees a dead rat on the plate]
Why do we keep ordering from that Thai place?
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A Call for Silence and Dismissal
Queer Duck: [shushing]
Oh, hush yourself! Bitch!
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Complimenting Knot Tying Skills
Queer Duck: [tied to a beam]
You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots.
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A Wish for a Gag Reflex
Queer Duck: [while being forced to drink a potion]
No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!
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A Unique Drink Order from Queer Duck
Queer Duck: [[w:Passaic, New Jersey|Passaic, New Jersey]
Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in ]. It's just rum.
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