9 quotes
The Quest for Superpowers in Crisis
Openly Gator
We need some sort of superpowers to help save Queer Duck. Do you guys have any?
Rosie O'Donnell
I can honestly say I haven't.
Openly Gator
Me neither.
Bi-Polar Bear
I have one. I can crack a walnut with my butt.
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A Wish for a Gag Reflex
Queer Duck
No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!
[while being forced to drink a potion]
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Dinner Dilemma at the Thai Restaurant
Queer Duck
Openly Gator. Where the hell is my dinner?
[in a dream sequence about when they're old and still together]
Openly Gator
Oh, here!
Queer Duck
Why do we keep ordering from that Thai place?
[screams when he sees a dead rat on the plate]
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Confronting Uncertain Futures in Relationships
Queer Duck
We have an awful future ahead of us.
Openly Gator
What are you saying? Have you met someone else?
Queer Duck
No! No, no, no, no, no!
Lola Buzzard
Darling!
[suddenly grabs him and pulls his head to her chest]
Queer Duck
Well, kind of.
Queer Duck
Openly Gator!
Openly Gator
Queer Duck!, give it back you bitch.
[openly gator stares at Reverend with his eyes mad; grunting]
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The Unexpected Journey of Coming Out
Reverend Vandergelding
So, how did you finally tell them you were gay?
Queer Duck
Oh, well, that's an interesting story. It all goes back to those crazy, turbulent, fabulous seventies...
[music starts]
Reverend Vandergelding
Wait a minute... Is this going to be a musical number? I'm mean, what is it with you people and musical numbers?
[music stops]
Queer Duck
Just sit back and enjoy it!
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Embracing Identity and Self-Expression
Other voices
] as Melissa / Barbara Streisand
[[Tress MacNeille]
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A Unique Drink Order from Queer Duck
Queer Duck
Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in ]. It's just rum.
[[w:Passaic, New Jersey|Passaic, New Jersey]
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Complimenting Knot Tying Skills
Queer Duck
You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots.
[tied to a beam]
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A Call for Silence and Dismissal
Queer Duck
Oh, hush yourself! Bitch!
[shushing]
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