Quest for Camelot (1998) - Quotes

Kayley: Stop bickering, and get your act together!

Cornwall: Hey, hey, easy with the stick, buddy.

Garrett: What are you?

Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.

Kayley: Have you got a cold? What is it?

Garrett: We’re in Dragon Country.

Kayley: Are you sure this is Dragon Country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, Welcome to Dragon Country. ...You don't think we'll see any... do you...? Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a pride? Is it a herd?

Garrett: Quiet.

Kayley: Do you hear something?

Garrett: No, I just want you to be quiet.

Kayley: [hands akimbo] Hmph!

Kayley: [After Garrett saves her from Ruber's Iron Men] That was... incredible! How you, smashed those creatures! How you-you avoided that-that-that, thing! You're amazing! You're-

Garrett: [Agrees uncaringly, as he looks over his ruined net] Mmhmm.

Kayley: Not… even… listening to me!

Garrett: Great, took me six weeks to make this net!

Kayley: Net? You saved my life. Thank you.

Garrett: Well, everyone can makes mistakes.

Kayley: Oh, I get it. This is where King Arthur sends his unfunny jesters, right?

Garrett: And now I'll thank you...

Kayley: For what?

Garrett: [Begins to walk away] For reminding me why I'm a hermit! Good day!

Kayley: But wait! What's your name?

Garrett: It's Garrett.

Kayley: [Garrett seemingly continues to ignore her by walking on] I'm Kayley! Garrett! Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you? ...Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were...

Garrett: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?

Kayley: [Astonished] Blind.

Garrett: [Chuckles lightly and replies sarcastically] ...You know, I always forget that one.

Bladebeak: We're not going in there, are we?

Minion: Chicken.

Bladebeak: But I got a wife and two eggs at home! Hey, don't leave me here!

Ruber: My faithful pet. How was the flight? Panic sweeps across the land.

Griffin: Precisely.

Ruber: My plan is perfect.

Griffin: Precisely.

Ruber: Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable.

Griffin: Precisely.

Ruber: Now, Excalibur is mine.

Griffin: [grunts] Here's where we enter a gray area. Hmm.

Ruber: Excuse me? You lost Excalibur? How?!

Griffin: I was attacked by a falcon.

Ruber: What? My magnificent beast outmatched by a puny, little pigeon?

Griffin: It wasn't a pigeon. It was a falcon, with silver wings.

Ruber: [softly; sarcastically; Yelling as he grabs The Griffin by the ear] Silver wings? Ooh, scary. You stupid animal! Where is the sword now?

Griffin: In a place of untold danger.

Ruber: The Forbidden Forest.

Griffin: Precisely, Master.

Ruber: [runs his finger along the Griffin's beak and up to the top of his head and speaks softly; He pulls off the Griffin's eyebrow, making him screech] Have I told you today how magnificently and totally... worthless you are?! Excalibur is the one thing that can keep me from my conquest of Camelot!

Ruber: [screaming] Oh! The-the girl!

Ruber: [to Bladebeak; to the Griffin; he grabs the Griffin's head; emphasizing the syllables] You! You! And You! Fancy Feet! After her! And bring her back! And you... you are going to lead me to Excalibur!

Ruber: Knock Knock!

Lady Juliana: [Ruber takes off his helmet. Lady Juliana gasps] Who-who are you? Ruber!

Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single.

Lady Juliana: [She slaps his hand] Impertinent pig!

Ruber: Is that a No?

Lady Juliana: I demand that you leave immediately!

Ruber: So rude! And after I came all this way. Just to see you.

Lady Juliana: What do you want?

Ruber: Camelot.

King Arthur: [[death; [equality; [freedom; Ruber's Griffin crashes into the tower roof] In the 10 years since Sir Lionel's ], ] and ] have spread throughout the lands. Excalibur has given us the strength to stand together against all injustice. Camelot has prospered beyond our greatest dreams-

Knight 4: [The Griffin growls as King Arthur is about to reach Excalibur with his hand very slowly, but The Griffin grabs Excalibur with his beak, breaking a piece of the chair, and biting King Arthur's arm. The Griffin flies up from the round table as the other Knights start to charge and throw their swords at The Griffin] It's a Griffin.

Knight 5: It's taken Excalibur!

Knight 6: Arthur is wounded!

King Arthur: Never mind me! Find Merlin and go after the sword!

King Arthur: It's been 10 years we celebrate, All that made our kingdom great, Liberty and justice for all, Each of us we now divide, for equal shares our countryside, promising equality for all we reside!

Knights of the Round Table: United we stand, now and forever, in truth, divided we fall. Hand upon hand; brother to brother; no 1 shall be greater than all.

Ruber: [To Knights] ME! Charming sing along. Now, let's get down to business. I waited a long time for this day. What about my new land?!

King Arthur: Sir Ruber. Always thinking of yourself. As knights of the round table, our obligation is to the people, not to ourselves. The land will be divided according to each person’s needs.

Ruber: Then I need more than everyone. I wouldn't have supported you all these years if I thought you were running a charity.

Sir Lionel: The King has decided!

Ruber: Then it's time for the new king, and I vote for me.

Sir Lionel: [?; to Ruber; [VeggieTales#Gideon: Tuba Warrior|I will not serve a false king.] ]

Ruber: [Ruber draws a mace and leaps at Arthur; the other knights try to stop him, but he fights through them and strikes at Arthur, only to be disarmed and knocked flying by Excalibur.; He runs out of the room with the doors closing behind him as the knights throw spears at him. On the other side, Ruber barricades a door with a wooden beam before running off in exile as nine spears pierce the doors. Back in the room, the knights gather round Sir Lionel who is lying on the floor, motionless.] Then serve... A DEAD 1! One day, that sword will be in my hand, and ALL WILL BE MINE!!

Kayley: [While Sir Lionel is helping Lady Juliana getting off her horse.; As she jumps into her father's arms, they roll down onto a sandy beach.] Come on. Father! Father, do you really have to go?

Sir Lionel: I’m afraid I must, Kayley. You know the King’s Knights will be here soon.

Kayley: Tell me again, why you became a knight.

Lady Juliana: Kayley, you’ve heard it a thousand times!

Sir Lionel: [draws three circles in the sand with his finger; We go to a flashback, where at three stone pillars holding the magic sword, Excalibur.; Everybody tries to pull out Excalibur, but to no avail, gave up; A young man emerges from the crowd; Arthur pulls out Excalibur, much to everybody's amazement; Years pass by, as a castle is being constructed; Everybody helped build a kingdom; All of Camelot's residents danced and formed the three interlocked rings, showing union and Kayley is dancing inside a drawn circle, where she is dreaming about Camelot] Oh, but it’s fine dear. Well, my daughter, before you were born, the land was dark and treacherous. The people stood divided, brother fighting brother. The only hope for peace was in the legend of the sword Excalibur; for it was said, that only the true king could pull the magical sword from its stone, and unite the people. Many tried; all failed. Then, on the very day you were born, an unexpected hero stepped forth, his name was Arthur, and he was that true king. With Excalibur at his side he led us out of the darkness and together we built the greatest kingdom on Earth, everyone rejoiced.

Kayley: Camelot!

Sir Lionel: [shows Kayley the shield representing the three rings] And so these three rings represent the unity of our people. As a knight, I took an oath to protect Camelot, King Arthur, and Excalibur.

Kayley: The knights are here!

Sir Lionel: [kisses Lady Juliana and begins to ride off] I must go now, Kayley. The king has summoned his knights for a special day in Camelot. Goodbye.

Kayley: I’m coming with you, daddy!

Sir Lionel: Yes, when you are old enough, Kayley. I will take you to Camelot. I promise. I love you.

Kayley: One day, I will be a knight, like father.

Sir Lionel: Let’s go!

Bladebeak: [Frees Kayley] Bladebeak, at your service!

Ruber: [his last words; explosion; Ruber dies] Two, for the price of one! This must be my lucky day. Oh, no! The stone!

Ruber: [after Kayley stops him from attacking the king; he swings Excalibur at her, but she dodges] You're in the way, just like your father! Since you're dying to be like him! Let's see if I can help you out!

Ruber: [after he used his magic potion to fasten Excalibur to his hand; laughs; Softly] Don't worry, little girl. I'll make sure Arthur gets it back. Or gets it in the back. As the case may be! Throw her into the wagon.

Ruber: [To Juliana] I'm so glad you've noticed! I've been working at it for years!

Ruber: [After Arthur had repelled him with Excalibur] One day, that sword will be in my hand, and all will be mine!

Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon: [To Cornwall, poking him; [love; Devon performs the following actions upon Cornwall; he squeezes Cornwall's head until his eyes bulge; he runs his fingers across Cornwall's head; holds Cornwall eye-to-eye, then releases him; He kisses Cornwall; both spit and splutter] Devon: Listen, you Jurassic twit! Kayley deserves someone who will ] her. Someone... who'll hold her in his arms, who'll run his fingers through her hair, look deeply in her eyes, and make her feel like a real woman!

Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon: [To Devon; He sticks his tongue out] Cornwall: I'm a reptile.

Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon: [To Cornwall, appalled] Devon: How can you be so cold-blooded?!

Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon: [To Kayley, after Garrett has left the group] Cornwall: Forget about him. You're better off alone. He walks funny. He talks funny. People throw darts at him.

Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon: Cornwall: Tell ya what: next time, you try to fly, and we'll hold on!

Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon: [walking through The Ogre's "den" - filled with skeletons - sarcastically and quietly] Devon: Charming place. I must get the name of his decorator.

Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon: [Meeting Kayley for the first time] Cornwall: But you can call me "Corny", for short.

Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon: [Explaining why they're "conjoined twin dragons"] Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry. Oh. Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall.

Garrett: [to Ayden] You don't understand. In Camelot, she'd only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything.

Garrett: [His first lines, after Kayley falls into a swamp bed and gets tangled in a net] Hey! That's my net.

Kayley: [To Ruber, before she swings down with a large wooden beam to knock him away from the king] I will not serve a false king!

Kayley: [to herself, lamenting on the normal everyday life after she and her mother disagree over her dreams of becoming a knight] How am I going to do great things if I'm stuck here with these silly chickens?

Kayley: [after seeing her father ride off with the knights to Camelot] One day, I'll be a knight, like father.

King Arthur: [Final lines; all cheer] I dub thee, Sir Garrett. I dub thee, Lady Kayley. Thank you for saving Camelot. You have reminded us, the kingdom's strength… is not based in the strength of the king, but the strength of the people. From this day forward, you will both sit as Knights of the Round Table!

King Arthur: [After they all put Sir Lionel in the stone coffin with stone pillars at Lady Juliana's Farm. Tears run down Kayley's face as Arthur gives Sir Lionel's dented shield to Lady Juliana, who also cries; Addresses the others:; He then takes out Excalibur and holds it in the air and the other knights take out their swords and hold them in the air in respect for their deceased knight.] Your husband died saving my life. And saving Camelot. Lady Juliana, the gates of Camelot will always be open to you. Sir Lionel was my most trusted knight. And also my dear, dear friend. We will always remember how he bravely upheld the ideals of Camelot.