Rat Race (2001) - Quotes

Enrico Polinni: [slows down and falls asleep standing up in the middle of the hotel lobby] Is a race! I am winning, I am winning!

Enrico Polinni: It's a race! It's a race! I hope I win!

Enrico Polinni: I am getting goose pimples.

Enrico Polinni: [Introducing himself] I am Enrico Polinni. Now I know what you are thinking, Enrico is a girl's name. No pun intended.

Enrico Polinni: [Entering room; looks around] Am I too late? Look I won a coin! A gold coin! Uh, isn't this wonderful? Look at this room. What a beautiful room! Have you seen this room?

Donald Sinclair: And, they're off!

Donald Sinclair: Theoretically, you have been racing for about 40 seconds now, and so far, Mr. Schaefer is winning, because he's nearest to the door!

Donald Sinclair: [to Owen; growls like a tiger] I can do anything I want Nick. I'm eccentric! Go!

Donald Sinclair: [Tosses a dice onto the table] Now, as you all know, the odds of winning the state lottery or a jackpot at one of our casinos are astronomical, I mean, millions-to-one; the average sensible person doesn't even bother. However, today you have the chance of playing a game where the odds of winning are one-in-six. One...in...six. That's one throw... of the dice.

Donald Sinclair: [Chuckles; Laughs hysterically, then sees everyone else is silent] You haven't missed much, we're just cutting to the chase "Cutting to the chase" Eh, you'll all laugh later.

Donald Sinclair: [Everyone looks shocked for about five seconds, before Sinclair begins laughing hysterically] Excuse me. Thank you all for coming. I'm Donald Sinclair, I own this hotel. We don't have much time. There's a meteor the size of North Carolina heading straight for Earth. The impact is going to kill every thing and everyone on this planet. I built a bunker in the basement to this casino strong enough to withstand the blast. There's room enough for eight people. I have chosen the seven of you, plus me. When this is over, it'll be up to us to repopulate and re-civilize the planet. I'm sorry. I couldn't resist!

Kimberly Pear: Dad, it's been a living hell.

Kimberly Pear: Look dad, I'm Mrs. Hitler!

Kimberly Pear: Dad, I'm prairie-dogging!

Kimberly Pear: Dad, I don't have to pee, it's number two!

Randy Pear: Bev, Bev, wake... Come on. Wake up. Wake up. Bev, wake up. Wake up. Third Reich's here. Come on. Get down. You wanna have a nice life. Okay, okay. Think. Think. SS in the parking lot.

Randy Pear: [[w:David Copperfield|David Copperfield] You drink these up, then we're gonna return the Nazi-mobile. And then we'll get the van fixed and we'll go back to Vegas and see ]! Yay!

Randy Pear: I do NOT want to work at Home Depot!

Randy Pear: [[Hitler; the bikers continue to attack the car and force it off the road, causing it to crash into a Veterans' gathering. Randy's philtrum collides with the wheel and smears itself with its paint, making it look like Randy has Hitler's mustache, much to the shock of the veterans] Are you insane?! This is ]'s car!

Randy Pear: [to the biker; his tongue slips; he tries to laugh it off, but the biker whistles behind her, and several other bikers appear, ready to attack] Hi! I really like you dike- bike.

Randy Pear: They're always pissed, honey. They're Nazis, it's like it's their job.

Vera Baker: We should've bought a squirrel.

Vera Baker: [to Owen] I knew I recognized you, you're the referee, the bonehead!

Vera Baker: Oh good! A scam!!

Blaine Cody: [To Duane] Duane, Mom's watching ou from eaven righ now. Wha would he doo? For starving children, Duane. O it for mom.

Blaine Cody: [When he and Duane accidentally drive into the middle of a monster truck rally] WHEY DA FU AR WEY?!

Duane Cody: [Looking at a map, a plane lands behind him] Where the hell is the airport?!

Owen Templeton: I AM NOT A BUS DRIVER!!! I DO NOT WORK FOR THE BUS COMPANY!!! ALL RIGHT?!!! I--I NEEDED A RIDE TO NEW MEXICO, SO I STOLE THIS UNIFORM!!! SEE THIS JACKET?!! THIS IS NOT MY JACKET!!! REMEMBER MARTY, THE BUS DRIVER?!! HUH?!! THIS IS HIS SHIRT!!! I STOLE IT!!! AND THESE PANTS, YOU THINK I'D WEAR THESE PANTS?!!! THESE AREN'T MY PANTS!!! THESE ARE MARTY'S PANTS!!! I STOLE THEM!!! I AM NOT...a bus driver!

Owen Templeton: [Talking about the coin he used to flip at the Super Bowl] It's really a commemorative coin.

Nick Schaffer: My grandfather used to say that good things take time, but great things happen all at once.