Ratchet & Clank (2016) - Quotes

Voice cast: * {{w|Neil Flynn}} (video game version)

Voice cast: [[Sylvester Stallone] ] as Lt. Victor Von Ion

Voice cast: * {{w|Kevin Michael Richardson}} (original video game version and previously)

Voice cast: * {{w|Mikey Kelley}} (video game version)

Taglines: Buckle up for the wildest, zaniest and most hilarious sci-fi thrill ride to be found this side of the solar system!

Taglines: Kick some asteroid

Taglines: Ready to kick some asteroid!

Qwark: Your protosuit is the most advanced combat armor on the market, and it comes in all the latest fall colors!

Ratchet: Sweet!

Qwark: [after a few seconds, Ratchet equips the gun] A neural sensor in your helmet reads your thoughts and telequips the desired weapon into your hands. Try equipping your Combuster! There you go!

Computer: Combuster equipped.

Ratchet: Wicked.

Qwark: The Combuster is the backbone of the Rangers arsenal, allowing you to hit targets in a short-to-medium range.

Cora: [Ratchet misfires a few times] This is embarrassing.

Qwark: The Alpha Disruptor fires a deadly stream of plasma, allowing you to hit multiple targets at once.

Ratchet: [misfires once more, flying all around the training area] Whoa!

Brax: See? He’s got it…sort of.

Qwark: [Ratchet knocks himself off the platform with two Negotiator missiles; several Buzz Blades fly around the room while one chases Ratchet around, yelling in protest; Ratchet fires a few rockets, but they turn around and fly toward him; Ratchet fires the Spiral of Death twice, only to accidentally slice the platform in half, making him fall; Ratchet throws the grenade, but it doesn’t explode on impact and it bounces back toward him, smacking him onto the glass the Rangers were watching from] This little baby’s the Negotiator. Fires multiple long-range, high-impact rockets. Great versus heavy armor. Buzz Blades! The Warmonger. I dunno, the Spiral of Death? Fusion Grenade? Wow.

Brax: Dude.

Ratchet: [slides off the glass] How am I doing?

Plumber: Wait, Huh? Are you still here? All the logos and doohickies already went by. That means it’s over. Go long, No extra little scene at the end of the movie, (sighs, then leaves) If I find out who started that nonsense, So I can plant my boot far up- (Stops, and returns to yell at the viewers to go home.) I Said BEAT IT! Sheesh.

Chairman Drek: [points to Dr. Nefarious; grunts; Zed enters; Zed leaves immediately; slams his head down on his desk] How did this happen? Someone explain it to me! You! You're supposed to understand how they think! How did you not see this coming? And Victor! Do you know how many candidates you beat out for your position? I could have hired the Zeezils Brothers! It's enough to make me want to vaporize someone! We're putting our project on hold. I'm ordering all remaining warbots to the Deplanetizer until the heat dies down.

Dr. Nefarious: Before we make any rash decisions, I wonder if you'd permit me to troubleshoot this for you.

Drek: [sighs] Go on.

Nefarious: Our question is simple. How do you destroy a team of heroes?

Victor von Ion: [Dr. Nefarious stares at Victor in disbelief while Drek lifts his head up, revealing a post-it note with a cat drawn on it stuck to his forehead] Whoa! Whoa! Well, lots of ways, really. Chains? Knives? Guns? An enormous rock? Rock!

Nefarious: [removes the note from Drek's forehead; shows a picture of Captain Qwark; Drek stares, not understanding what Nefarious is getting at] The answer is "from within"! If we continue to fight them with muscle, we'll lose every time. But if we turn one of their own against them... of course, we'd need a weak link. A sad simpleton who'd believe whatever we tell him. A corruptible... ...Moron, but who? Who? Who?

Drek: [Nefarious snaps his fingers and points to the picture, finally getting through to the Blarg; laughs evilly] Hmm... Ah! I'm getting an idea, boys!

Nefarious: You're a genius, sir.

Drek: I know, I know!

Clank: Ratchet, we are clearly not prepared for this. We should have contacted the rangers to warn them of the attack!

Ratchet: Haha! Yeah, like they'd know who we are!

Clank: But you said they were your friends!

Ratchet: Whaaaaat...? I think you're quoting me out of context.

Clank's recorder: [playing recording of Ratchet's voice] The rangers are actually my, uh… friends!

Ratchet: Do you record everything I say?

Clank's recorder: [playing recording of Ratchet's voice] Do you record everything I say?

Ratchet: I can totally help.

Clank: I cannot ask a civilian to get involved in something so dangerous.

Ratchet: Whoa, hey, I'm not just a civilian. The rangers are actually my, uh... friends. Why do you think i have so many pictures of them?

Clank: But why are you not in any of them?

Ratchet: Well, somebody had to take the picture, right?

Clank: Hmm... hmm... hmm?

Ratchet: What?

Clank: Apologies. I have not been able to locate your species in my database.

Ratchet: [from Clank's viewpoint, Ratchet's body is compared with that of [[Jak and Daxter|Daxter; [w:Sly Cooper (character)|Sly Cooper] I get that a lot. There aren't many of us left. ], Dan Johnson and ], none of which match] Not in this galaxy, anyway. I'm a Lombax.

Clank: A Lombax? Fascinating.

Ratchet: Yeah. I crashed on Veldin when I was just a baby. No note, no message, no name... huh, kind of like you.

Warbot Defect (Clank): I need to get to Aleero City, those guys are in danger.

Ratchet: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, who are in danger?

Warbot Defect: An army is coming for me, i just need to go and warn them.

Ratchet: Hang on tight there, slow down, you've just been in a accident, we’re going to have to get you back to my garage where i can run a diagnostic and have you fixed up in no time.

Ratchet: [helps Clank to his feet] It's no problem. So what do I call you?

Defect: [falls over again] I suppose my proper designation is warbot defect 85429–

Ratchet: But maybe i’ll just call you Clank. Look at me, i’m a Lombax, my name is Ratchet. Up and down, there you go, you're a natural, okay, it's enough or just keep shaking, it’s cool too.

Cora: I got a long line of citations here, possession of an illegal gravity repulsor.

Ratchet: It's a misunderstanding, i wonder if the space pirate is on the next level.

Brax: Operation of a black market accelerator.

Ratchet: Operation is a strong word, it blows up so soon that i turned it on.

Cora: [[w:Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time|disruption of the space-time continuum] Willful ]?

Ratchet: That thing is a funny story…

Qwark: You're reckless, you're a loose cannon, and you're dangerous, it’s my shtick.

Ratchet: But wait, just give me a chance now.

Qwark: I’m sorry, there’s no time, galaxy in jeopardy, go back out there and remember that you can do anything now, as long as you're me. NEXT!

Dr. Nefarious: [last line; laughs maniacally] No! Get away from me! Do not stick that thing in... Oh! Oh! Oh! Quit trying to repair me, you moron! I am not a robot!!!

Dr. Nefarious: Day after day, I slaved away, creating all the weapons and devices that made you look like a hero! But you're not a hero! You're not even a good villain! You're the galaxy's biggest joke!

Dr. Nefarious: Sheepinator. One of my personal favourites.

Dr. Nefarious: Mad" suggests cognitive impairment. I'm more of a vengeful scientist.

Grimroth: I, uh... I'm not pretty good with advice, but I do no this: to be a hero, you don't have to do big things… just the right ones.

Captain Qwark: Maybe. But, now the last laugh is on you!

Captain Qwark: You’re reckless, you're a loose cannon and you’re dangerous, it’s my shtick.

Captain Qwark: And I was like warrior no I said I was a worrier.

Captain Qwark: Prepare to be blown away by my epic humility.

Clank: Blaming yourself and taking responsibility are two very different things

Clank: Chairman drek is cunning he will be prepared for our assault

Clank: My piloting skills are slightly underdeveloped

Ratchet: I'm not just a civilian the rangers are actually my uh friends

Ratchet: Like they know who we are

Ratchet: I can totally help

Ratchet: Big heroes do big things.