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Desperate Plea for Escape and Frustration
Rigby
Fly me into the sun so I won't have to be so sad anymore!!
Ship's Computer
Fuel Cells: Critical.
Rigby
Oh no, NO, NO!!! COME ON!! STUPID SHIP!! STUPID SHIP!!!
Ship's Computer
Autopilot engaged to the nearest fueling station.
Rigby
OW!!!!
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Tensions Rise in Future Confrontation
Future Mordecai
Ceasefire! Rigby and Benson, you're outnumbered! Dude, you can totally stop this bloodshed! Give up!
Future Rigby
Hey, traitor! How's the hand holding up?!
[he gets angry, then a warp hole and came out is Mr. Ross]
Mr. Ross
Ha! Ha! Ha! You might want to listen to your little friend here. While you're still alive.
Future Benson
Go stuff it, Ross!
Future Rigby
Yeah! You need to chill out, man! Forget all about erasing time business!
Mr. Ross
Chill out!?" Oh, I think I was pretty chilled out, when I went to prison because of you and Mordecai's little stunt back in high school But I guess I should thank you for creating this wonderful weapon.
Future Benson
What are you talking about?
Mr. Ross
Mordecai and Rigby created the Timenado.
Future Benson
What?
Future Rigby
LIAR!
Mr. Ross
Oh, I'm the liar?! HA! That's a good one! Isn't that a good one, Mordecai?
Future Mordecai
Yeah, hilarious. I know what you did, Rigby! And I'll never forgive you!
Past Mordecai
Dude, I didn't get in.
Future Benson
Commander Rigby!
Future Rigby
It was such a long time ago! I didn't do anything.
Future Benson
I don't need you to tell what you did. If we get of here, could you fix it? Rigby, fix this. That's an order. RAAAH!!!
Future Rigby
No, Admiral!
Future Benson
Run! Run! This one's for Pops! And Skips! And Muscle Man! And Fives!
[starts shooting forces]
Future Rigby
Stupid! STUPID!!
Computer
Time circuits on.
Future Rigby
Take me back to high school! Gotta fix this!
Computer
Calculating time jump.
Future Mordecai
Stop that ship in the name of Lord Ross!
Future Rigby
What happened to you, man? How can you work for him!?
Future Mordecai
I couldn't stay at the park forever! I have to think about my career!
Future Rigby
What about your friends?
Future Mordecai
We're not friends! We haven't been friends since a long time!
Computer
Course, plotted.
Future Mordecai
Press that button and I will shoot you!
Future Rigby
Hey, Mordecai, GO AHEAD!!
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Consequences of Lies and Rivalry
Mr. Ross
Hey Rigby, remember when you ruin my state championship game? Now we're even. OOOOOAAAAAHHHH! This is what you losers sound like and nobody likes it! OOOOOOOOOOAAAA!!!!
[Goes through the portal but pops his head out]
Rigby
Mordecai?
Mordecai
I can't believe you, Rigby. All this time you were lying to me?! And what? So you forged my rejection letter, is that it?!
Rigby
Yeah, but...
Mordecai
ARRRRGH! Why would you do that!?
Rigby
I had to. You would have gone off to college without me.
Mordecai
You don't get it, do you!?
Rigby
It was just one lie, I was just trying to-
Mordecai
It's always just one thing with you! You don't that to your best friend! Arrgh!! You're.... YOU’RE THE REASON I’M STUCK IN THIS DEAD END JOB!!!
[frustrated]
Rigby
Well, I'm stuck, too! Who better to be stuck with than your friend?
Mordecai
You're not my friend. All you ever done is hold me back. And I'm an idiot for not seeing it, until now.
Benson
Rigby, no! Wait! Stop!
[Rigby gets in the van; He startd the engine and drives away]
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Confrontation Over Plutonium Escalates Tensions
Mr. Ross
You guys. We gotta stop running into each other like this.
Mordecai
Step aside, Ross.
Rigby
Yeah, it's time to finish this!
Mordecai
Stay with the plutonium.
Rigby
Aah! Mordecai!
Mordecai
You were the worst teacher!
Mr. Ross
Stuff it!
Mr. Ross
Yoo-hoo! (punches Rigby)
Mordecai
Rigby!
Mordecai
Show yourself!
Mr. Ross
NOOO!!
Rigby
Mordecai!
Mr. Ross
I've been waiting a long time for this!
Rigby
I'm sorry for ruining your dumb volleyball game, okay?! Just let it go, man!
Mr. Ross
Let it go?!" Do you know what it feels like to dedicate your life to something and then have it ruined?!
Rigby
Yes I do. And I'm going to work hard to make it right! Mordecai, now!!
Mordecai
Thanks.
Skips
You guys alright?
Mordecai
Yeah.
Skips
Whoa, is he gonna regenerate?
Mordecai
No, the fall must have broken his neck collar.
Skips
Let's do what we came here to do.
Rigby
Wait, I need to say something. (to Mordecai) Mordecai, this is all my fault. If I haven't change the letter, you wouldn't have wanted to go back in time and the Timenado would never been created.
Mordecai
Well, I think Mr. Ross had it out for you anyways.
Rigby
It doesn't matter. I robbed you of your future because I was being selfish. You're the only friend I ever had and I couldn't stand the thought of losing you. I held you back and ruined your life, and I'm sorry.
Mordecai
Dude, you didn't ruin my life. What you did was messed up. But I think before I was putting too much blame on you for how things turned out. I've made plenty of mistakes on my own for sure. And if you didn't do what you did, maybe things would have been different. But I take work at a lame job at a park with my best friend, any day.
Rigby
Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph
Mordecai
Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph.
Mordecai and Rigby
Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph-hmph hmph-hmph-hmph.
Rigby
Now get out of here. I'm going take care of this on my own.
Mordecai
Rigby, no! You don't have a protective suit, you'll die!
Rigby
I'm tired of you always fixing my problems. This time I'm going to fix it!
Mordecai
No!
Skips
Come on! We've gotta go!
Rigby
Hey Mordecai, one more thing! Saving the world is the best thing I've ever done. So if you can get Benson to make a sweet bronze statue of me to put at the front of the park, that'll be really cool.
Mordecai
NOOOO!
Skips
We have to leave him!
Skips
Mordecai, it's too late!
Mordecai
No it's not!
Mordecai
Rigby!
Rigby
Mordecai, what are you doing?!
Mordecai
I can't let you do this by yourself. Plus, I want to be part of that statue, too.
Mr. Ross
(laughs) The game's not over yet, boys! NOW, WHO'S READY TO DIE?! RAAAHHH!!! (Charges at the two friends)
Rigby
NOOO!
Techmo
Rigby, catch!
Mr. Ross
What the...?
Mr. Ross
Ha, you missed!
Rigby
Did I?
Mr. Ross
Uh, yeah, you did. (His neck collar breaks) What?
Rigby
Set me up, Mordecai!
Mr. Ross
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! (His reverse collar revives him all over again) NOOOOOOOO!!! (As he continues screaming, his body retreats) NOOOOOOO!!! This hurts way more than I thought it would!
Rigby
Come on, let's finish this!
Reporter
Yes, sad news. A explosion at West Anderson High, has left the entire science department destroyed. Let's go to our area cover jumping Chopper 6, Frank.
Frank Smith
I tell you, Jim. It's pretty crazy down there, I've never seen anything like this.
Past Margret
Whooooa.
Frank Smith
Margret, stay back sweetie.
Principal Dean
So you're telling me you've tried to make a time machine using Mr. Ross plutonium, and blew up the whole science lab?!?
Past Mordecai and Rigby
Yeah.
Past Mr. Ross
Okay, I can expl- (Principal Dean punches him in the face and falls down on the floor) Ow! (Principal Dean picks him up in the arm)
Principal Dean
You're going to jail, Ross! And you two, I'm calling your parents, you two are expelled!
Past Rigby
Wait! Before you go, I have something to say something to Mr. Ross. (walks to Mr. Ross) I'm sorry for ruining your state championship game, Mr. Ross. I know it meant a lot to you. And if it wasn't for me, you guys totally could have won. I'm sorry.
Past Mr. Ross
(growls angrily, but is relaxed) That's all I been waiting to hear. *phew* man! I feel so much better now. You know, I was about to plan a crazy complicated revenge plan on you but, now I don't feel like doing that at all. Ha! Now I feel like we can be best friends. You guys want to get burgers, my treat. What do you say, Principal Dean, can we get burgers?
Principal Dean
No! You're going to jail!
Past Mr. Ross
Oh yeah.
Principal Dean
Now MARCH!
Past Mr. Ross
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Man! Come on!
Principal Dean
I said march!
Mordecai
Even though they were really cool, I hope we never turn out like them.
Rigby
I promise never to shoot you with a laser.
Mordecai
I promise to never laser you, either. (Upon making these promises, Future Mordecai and Rigby disappear, much to everyone's surprise.)
Mordecai and Rigby
Whoa.
Benson
Well... I guess this wraps a neat little bow around everything.
Benson
Mordecai, Rigby. A new day of new beginning now you're a little late but we can work on... (He looks to see nothing, then he gets angry, turning red) MORDECAI & RIGBY!!!
Waiter
Okay, that will be $3.95...
Rigby
Uh. Sorry how much?
Waiter
$3.95.
Rigby
Okay. Here you go. (He throws money) Can you just throw a food up here. We're in kinda hurry.
Rigby
Thanks.
Mordecai
Dude! This was a bad idea. We're late!
Rigby
Oh we're not late. We'll never going to be late again.
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Time Travel Mishaps and High School Rejections
Benson
This is crazy... It's crazy! What was he talking about? Time being destroyed?! I... I-I-I-I...
Skips
Why don't you tell us about this time machine?
Mordecai
Well, all we wanted after high school was go to College U together... but Rigby got in and I didn't. So we tried to build a time machine to fix it, but it exploded and destroyed the whole science lab.
Muscle Man
Whoa! Wait, Rigby got accepted and you were rejected? But Rigby doesn't know anything about anything!
Rigby
Hey!!
Muscle Man
You must've really tanked on that college essay.
Mordecai
Pfft! Yeah, who knows? We both got expelled, and our science teacher Mr. Ross got fired. Rigby didn't graduate and lost his scholarship to College University, and I ended up just going to junior college. Rigby crashed with me in my dorm. I dropped out of college, and then we loafed around for a bit, we got this job at the park—
Skips
Okay, okay, I think we're caught up, Monologue Johnson.
Pops
I don't understand. How can Mordecai and Rigby stop being friends?
Hi-Five Ghost
If they can't make it, then you and me have no chance!
Muscle Man
Yeah, bro. What was the future you saying about you having to tell the truth or something? Did Mordo blow you away over some crazy secret?
Rigby
Uh... what? No... I-I don't know! It must be something that happens in the future.
Benson
This can't be happening. This has to be a prank. This has to be a prank! Muscle Man, I won't even be mad at you if you just tell me you're orchestrating all of this.
Muscle Man
Bro, I'm somewhat flattered that you think my craft is at this level, but ultimately I'm deeply offended that A, you'd think I'd put my buns through this turmoil, and B, that you'd think I'd listen to orchestra music!!
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Searching for the Missing Spaceship
Muscle Man
All right, now to get to back to doing what we do best, guarding a space ship that our only hope to get back hooooome.....?
Muscle Man
Is this the right crater?
Skips
What did you do?
Muscle Man
Nothing, Skips. Honest. We just went to the bathroom real quick, and when we came back the ship was gone.
Skips
The ship doesn't even work, how can it be gone?! AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED!!?
Muscle Man
You know what? I'll... I'll go over there!
Skips
How in the world can this happen? "I Ate From the Trash at Paparelli's.
[sighs; he finds a black shirt and reads the back]
Hi-Five Ghost
Hey, Muscle Man, didn't you had a shirt like that, since years ago?
Muscle Man
Yeah. Oh, no, bro.
[realizes something]
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Delayed Arrival Leads to Morning Meeting Chaos
Mordecai
We made it... we made it on time!
[both high-five]
Benson
Uh, yeah. You're not on time. (Turns Red) Because the morning meeting's ALREADY OVER!!!!!
Mordecai
Sorry, Benson! We would've been here sooner but the cart ran out of gas!
Muscle Man
You know who doesn't run out of gas?
Benson
LEAVE!!
[Muscle Man and Fives bumps into each other and run off, followed by Skips and Pops]
Skips
Good luck, fellas.
Pops
Bad show.
Benson
You know, you can't just walk into work whenever you feel like it. We have rules here! And when you break the rules, you're gonna pay the consequences. Wait, pay the consequences or face the consequences?
Mordecai
Face the consequences.
Benson
FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!
[holds two pink pieces of paper reading "OFFICIAL NOTICE OF TERMINATION"]
Mordecai
What are those?
Benson
These are Pink slips. One with your name on it, and one with yours on it. And now, it's time for me to say the words I've been waiting to say for a long time. YOU'RE FIRED!
Mordecai
No, Benson! You can't.
Rigby
Yeah! We got a good excuse!
Benson
Oh, really? What's that?
Rigby
We bought you breakfast burritos.
Benson
..What.
Rigby
Y'know, just to say we're sorry for messing up at work all the time. Right, Mordecai?
Mordecai
Uh... yeah.
Rigby
Best burritos in the city...
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