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Fear of Mortality and Cremation Choices
Ed
You're right, there's a chill in the air tonight. Fifty-eight years old, can't be too careful in this weather.
Joey
Yeah, you'll end up in one of those.
[pointing to coffin]
Ed
Uh-uh. Not me. You'll never find me in one of these. I'm gonna get me cremated.
Joey
You're just afraid that some old creep like you is gonna come along and steal your head.
Ed
Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job!
Joey
Like this job?
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Zombie Communication and Unexpected Questions
Jesse Wilson
Hello? Hello, is there anybody out there? Come in, come in. Can you hear me? Is anybody out there? Hello? Can you tell us where to go?
Special Zombie
Come to the hospital.
Jesse Wilson
Sure, we'll be right there!
Doc Mandel
Hold it, hold it! Uh, pardon me, but would you mind telling me who the President of the United States is?
Special Zombie
Um, Harry Truman.
Jesse Wilson
Who's Harry Truman?
Tom Essex
They want brains, we'll give them brains.
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Safety in Death is an Illusion
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Just when you thought it was safe to be dead.
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