Richard Herring is getting desperate At 39 years old hes still making jokes about monkey semen is wilfully nosediving into middleaged pedantry and whats more the love stakes are looking decidedly low The makings of a midlife crisis Yes we thought so too but well you dont like to say do you Still a life of misanthropic singledom doesnt have to be all doom and gloom at least his misogyny is postmodern and ironic unlike Bernard Mannings actually is that a good thing And he can always take heart in his experience with the carwash company rather carelessly name The hand job centre