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Challenge Accepted: A Playful Bet
Richie Rich
Come on. Let me hit.
Gloria
Forget it; you probably couldn't even hit a BEACH BALL!
Richie
I could hit it off of YOU.
Gloria
All right, you think you're so hot? Put your ] where your mouth is!
[''insulted''; [money]
Richie
You mean bet?
Tony
Yeah, $5 says she could put you away for keeps.
Gloria
$5? How about $10?
Richie
Okay, seems a little steep, but $10,000 it is.
Gloria
No, not $10,000. $10.
Richie
Oh, $10, okay.
Herbert Cadbury
Master Richie, I do think it unseemly in the extreme for you to take these - children's money.
Gloria
What are you doing, Mr. Fancy Pants? Asking the old guy for batting tips?
Cadbury
Take their backsides to the cleaners, Master Richie.
[''insulted'']
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Navigating Corporate Crisis and Board Dynamics
Economics Teacher
Let's move on to case study #12: Your company is in dire straits. Sales are down 50% due to stiff price competition. Dividends are falling. Stockholders are demanding that you step down as chairman of the board. Now, here's your problem: How do you rally the board of directors to your side AND stave off impending bankruptcy? Reynolds?
Reynolds
I'll have my secretary get back to you on that one.
[Reading a newspaper]
Economics Teacher
Ellsworth, how would you get the board on your side?
[sighs]
Ellsworth
Bribe someone.
[Playing miniature golf]
Economics Teacher
Sit down, Ellsworth. Reginald, what would you do?
[Stares blankly]
Reginald
What would I do? Simple. I'd float a rumor that we're the object of a takeover bid. And as soon as our stock went up, I'd sell.
[Being fitted by a tailor]
Economics Teacher
That's not only unethical, Reginald, it's illegal.
Reginald
I'm only 12. I can't be held legally responsible.
Economics Teacher
Hmm, good point.
Economics Teacher
Rich, are you and Cuthbert passing notes again?
Richie
Um, no, sir.
Economics Teacher
Cuthbert?
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A Lesson in Defense and Expectations
Reginald
(Jabs Ellsworth in the rear with sword during Fencing session at school) Watch your rear, Ellsworth! First rule of defense. (To valet delivering him a coffee) THIS is a cappuccino! I asked for a decaf cafe latte, you incompetent imbecile! If you can't even do the job you're–
Richie
First rule of defense, Reg: always watch your rear.
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Father and Son Discuss Simple Pleasures
Richard Sr.
Perk up, son. It won't be long before you're having tea and crumpets with the queen!
Richie Rich
Personally, I'd settle for soda and hot dogs at Wrigley Field.
[''forces a smile'']
Richard Sr.
So would I...But don't quote me on that one.
[''chuckles'']
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An Epic Adventure Awaits the Rich Kid
Taglines
Five buddies, one butler, and a dog on an adventure so big... Even the world's richest kid can't afford to miss it.
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Embracing a Life of Crime and Adventure
Herbert Cadbury
Well... I'm already wanted for attempted ], escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?
[[murder]
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A Caution Against Hasty Actions
Herbert Cadbury
Not so fast!
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Debate Over Sentimental Junk Items
Van Dough
This is incredible! This is amazing! This is... This is JUNK!
Regina
Junk?
Van Dough
Bronze dog bones? What, accordions? Baby pictures, tricycles, kites... Bowling trophies?
[''Picks up a trophy'']
Richard Sr.
Oh, do you remember that, darling?
Regina
Oh, our first date!
Van Dough
What is all of this crap?
Regina
These are our priceless possessions!
Van
Where are the gold bars... the diamonds... the negotiable bearer bonds, the money? WHERE'S THE MONEY?
[''Aims his gun at Richard Sr.'']
Richard Sr.
In banks. Where else? And the stock market, real estate...
Van Dough
No! Is this some kind of joke? You're telling me there isn't one single solitary gold bar, or emerald, or $1,000 bill in this entire mountain?
Richard Sr.
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, Lawrence, but that's not what we treasure.
Van Dough
Shoot them. Shoot them now, please!
[''to Ambler'']
Richie
What's the matter, Mr. Van Dough? can't do it yourself?
Regina
Richie, get out of here!
Richie
It's okay, Mom. I don't think he has the guts to shoot anyone.
Richard Sr.
Richie, no!
[''Ambler points his gun to Richard's throat'']
Van
Generally, you're right, but... on this occasion, I think I'll make an exception.
[''shoots Richie, not realizing he is wearing Keenbean's special spray that makes his clothes bulletproof; Richard and Regina scream'']
Richie
Cool.
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Misguided Blame in a Critical Moment
Lawrence Van Dough
Not me, you imbecile, them!
[''to Ferguson'']
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Questioning the act of returning an object
Ferguson
Aren't you gonna throw it back?
[''Last words in the film'']
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Unexpected Call from the President
Herbert
Excuse me, sir. It's a telephone call, from the President.
Richard Sr.
Which country?
Herbert
This one, sir.
Richard Sr.
Ah... Probably needs another loan.
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A Normal Boy Behind Billionaire Wealth
Taglines
Without the inventions, the butler, and the private fast-food restaurant...he's just a normal 12-year-old billionaire.
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Richie Rich Dismisses Mr. Van Dough
Richie Rich
Mr. Van Dough, you're fired!
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Regina's Distress Over Her Appearance
Regina Rich
Oh, my God! My nose! I look like Michael Jackson!
[''After the laser gun has destroyed her nose on Mount Richmore'']
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Frustration Over Driveway Parking Choices
Lawrence Van Dough
37-and-a-half miles of driveway, and you park in the 5 feet with a puddle!
[''Annoyed with his chauffeur after stepping out of his limo and into a puddle'']
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Support and Loyalty in Uncertain Times
Richie Rich
Okay; if any of you guys wanna turn back, just speak up and I'll understand.
Gloria
Hey, would you turn back if you were us? We're with you, Richie.
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Value Beyond Wealth and Appearances
Richard Rich Sr.
How do you put up with me, Regina?
Regina Rich
Well, you are worth $70,000,000,000.
Richard Sr.
Is that the ONLY reason?
Regina
No. You also have a cute butt.
[''she lightly gives him a kiss'']
Herbert
Indeed, sir. Madam admires your butt. I'm most delighted for you.
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Understanding Modern Slang in Conversation
Pee-Wee
Hey, man, just checking out your crib here.
Richie Rich
My crib?
Herbert Cadbury
I believe that's street slang for home, sir: an ].
[[idiom]
Omar
Who you callin an idiom?
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Dismissive Command from Lawrence Van Dough
Lawrence Van Dough
Hey, screw. Fetch.
[''Last words in the film'']
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Preference in Choices of Company
Herbert Cadbury
If I had my choice of ]s with you, Sir, I'd choose ].
[[weapon; [grammar]
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