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Fashion Critique in Road House Dialogue
Frankie
Hey, nice suit. You look like a shitty pimp on Easter. Then again, you always had bad taste.
Ben Brandt
Thank you. It's Cleopini, Frankie. I went to Italy to get it fucking fitted.
Frankie
It's a long way to go to still look like dog shit.
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Curiosity About Local Legends and Cats
Charlie
I was kind of worried you came here to return Fred the Tree.
Dalton
Why would I do that? How else am I supposed to learn about the Keys famous six-toed cats?
Charlie
Good point.
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Divergent Opinions on Music Quality
Dalton
This piano is out of tune.
Knox
Sounds pretty good to me.
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Whittling Conversation Between Vince and Jack
Vince
Hey, what are you whittling?
Jack
A stick.
Vince
Yeah, but what's it gonna be?
Jack
A smaller stick.
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A Tense Confrontation Over Leaving Premises
Dalton
I just wanted to get you outside so I could ask you and your friends respectfully to leave the premises.
Dell
Oh, we'll leave. After I fucking kill you.
Dalton
Sure. Uh, before we start do you have insurance?
Dell
What?
Dalton
Like, you have medical insurance? Your coverage good? Like, you have dental?
Dell
Oh, ha-ha! Yeah. I'm not the one that's gonna fuckin need it.
Dalton
Okay. Sure. Hey, Frankie?
Frankie
Yeah?
Dalton
Is there a hospital nearby?
Frankie
Literally who gives a shit.
Dell
Shit the fuck up and fight, asshole!
Dalton
Is there a hospital nearby? Is it like, too far? Is it close?
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A Playful Exchange About Shapes
Knox
Lookie here. Our own little octagon.
Dalton
What? Who taught you shapes?
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Crocodiles Conceal Their Prey
Dockmaster
Won't find the body. Crocs hide their food.
Dalton
I didn't know that.
Dockmaster
That's why no one believed me about Shantsie. My dog. Damn croc got him, too.
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A Warning About Personal Boundaries
Knox
I got a tip for you. Don't let no one get this close.
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Conversation About a Roadhouse and Hemingway
Frankie
So, listen, I own a roadhouse out in ].
[[w:Florida Keys|the Florida Keys]
Dalton
A roadhouse, huh?
Frankie
] used to drink there. You know, Ernest Hemingway?
[[w:Ernest Hemingway|Hemingway]
Dalton
Good for you.
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Life's Unfair Reality in Competition
Dalton
You don't have to lose, you're gonna lose in front of all your friends.
Dell
In front of"? Oh, they're not here to just watch.
[''Thugs laugh'']
Dalton
Oh, well, that's hardly fair.
Dell
Life's not fair.
Dalton
I just slapped you. Are you all right?
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The Dual Nature of the Bouncer
Ben Brandt
You, tell me about this bouncer.
Moe
Oh, uh, yeah I dunno, man. He's kinda strange, you know?
Ben Brandt
What do you mean, strange?
Moe
Yeah.. You know, he acts all nice and shit like he's Mr. Rogers or something. But then, man, he hauls off. He hauls off! He beats the living shit outta you! So, really interesting guy, overall.
Ben Brandt
That was a brilliant analysis. Sam, throw these dum-dums overboard.
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Appreciating a Peaceful Environment
Dalton
Nice place you got here. Peaceful.
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Conversation about conchs and pearls
Ellie
You sure? You read the whole thing?
Dalton
You know that conchs produce pearls?
Ellie
Yes
Dalton
And that they have ornate spiral...
Ellie
Shells. Yes, everyone knows that.
Dalton
That one in every 15,000 produces a pink pearl.
Ellie
Sounds romantic. Unless you're a conch. Because what actually happens is the conch gets a bit of grit inside its shell, which causes extreme irritation.
Dalton
Extreme irritation"... that leads to something beautiful. How is that not romantic?
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Unexpected Weaponry in Road House
Dalton
A fucking fishing spear?
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A Conversation About Authority and Leadership
Jack
Hey! Get in the car. Boss wants to have a word with you.
[''Lifts shirt to reveal his gun'']
Dalton
Who's your boss?
Jack
Brandt.
Dalton
Brandt?
Jack
Yeah, Ben Brandt. And he's waiting. So you're gonna get in the car or not?
Dalton
No, I don't think so.
[''Starts walking away'']
Jack
Hey, stop. Stop! You did see that I have a fucking gun, right?
Dalton
Yeah. You made a pretty big point of showin it to me.
Jack
Okay, so get in the fucking car! You don't understand how this works, do you?
[''Dalton laughs and walks towards him'']
Dalton
Yeah, I do. But you have a gun, tucked in your waistband. So, it's really not that intimidating, is it?
Jack
What the fuck are you talkin about?
Dalton
I mean, all I have to do is break your index and your middle finger and you wouldn't even be able to hold that gun. Technically, you'd be able to hold it but you wouldn't be able to fire it. So it's really not that big of a threat, is it?
[''Stops in front of him'']
Jack
Fuck this. Motherfucker!
[''Reaches for his gun, Dalton grabs his hand and bones can be heard snapping'']
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Understanding Crocs and Childhood Education
Ellie
They're not gonna find that guy's body. Crocs hide their food.
Dalton
Do they teach that in kindergarten around here?
Ellie
They do.
[''Chuckles'']
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Vehicle Accident and Blame Exchange
Knox
Looks like I fucked up your leg.
Dalton
You're a shit driver.
Knox
].
[[w:Roads in Ireland|Wrong side of the road]
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The Consequences of Concussions in Fights
Sheriff's Deputy
I'll tell em it was you.
Dalton
Oh, okay! You know what though? There's a real possibility you won't remember any of this anyway.
Sheriff's Deputy
Wait, wait, what?
Dalton
When you've been fighting as long as I have, you know the power of a concussion.
Sheriff's Deputy
Wait.
Dalton
A real whack can really knock the short-term memory out of ya. Something about how it takes a memory a couple of minutes to get to the long-term part of your brain. I don't know. Anyway, you and I have only been talking for about a minute and a half.
Sheriff's Deputy
I don't understand.
Dalton
Oh what's that over there?
[''Deputy looks away and Dalton hits him on the back of the head'']
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Communication Across Generations
Frankie
Well, at least let me text you my number.
Dalton
I don't have a phone, so...
Frankie
Well, hold on. I'll write it down on a pen and paper, just like our ancestors did.
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The Meaning Behind Dalton's Grin
Dell
Who the fuck are you, Mr Smiley?
Dalton
Mr Smiley?
Dell
Yeah. You've had this idiot grin since I walked in. So, are you happy? Are you stupid? Or get punched in the face too many times?
Dalton
Honestly, it's probably the punching thing.
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Confrontation Driven by Anger and Frustration
Sheriff's Deputy
Wait. You don't have to do this.
Dalton
Oh.. I wish I didn't. But I'm angry. It takes a lot to get me angry, but when I am I just can't let go. I wish I could but your boss and Brandt really pissed me off.
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Intended Fright in a Tense Encounter
Frankie
Holy shit. You scared the shit out of me
[''Walks into her darkened office'']
Dalton
That was kind of my intention.
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Fear of Consequences in Confrontation
Dalton
You know, it's strange. Somebody else asked me if I was afraid today. I am afraid. I'm afraid of what happens when somebody pushes me too far. Somebody just like you. Cause I know what happens next.
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