Navigating Complications in Relationships
Harold Gridley:
Hey! What are you gonna do with TWO girls?
George Cochran:
That's...um...MY problem....
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Road to Bali - Dialogue 7
Princess Lala: [showing a portrait of a woman in regal dress]
She was my mother, Queen Tama of Vaatu.
George Cochran:
Hm, beautiful.
Princess Lala: [indicating the portrait next to it of a man in a kilt]
And he was my father.
George Cochran:
Didn't anybody in the family wear the pants?
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Road to Bali - Dialogue 6
Princess Lala:
Do you always fight over girls?
Harold Gridley: [Looking straight into the camera]
Well, what else can we fight over? We've never had any money. That's for Washington!
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Gossip Among Friends in Bali
Harold Gridley:
Say, Haggis!
George Cochran:
What is it, MacBaggis?
Harold Gridley:
Have you heard the latest about MacTavish?
George Cochran:
What's he done now?
Harold Gridley:
I heard he's living on the roof!
George Cochran:
Why would he be living on the roof?
Harold Gridley:
Because he heard someone say, "Drinks are on the house!
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Road to Bali - Dialogue 4
George Cochran:
What's that?
Harold Gridley: [[Errol Flynn]
Oh, that's ]. He can't stand it.
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Curiosity and Humor About Local Culture
George Cochran:
I wonder what the locals are like?
Princess Lala:
I hope they're not cannibals or headhunters!
Harold Gridley:
I hope they're orange pickers, I want to get out of this tree!
George Cochran:
Oh, stop squawking, you'll fall off when you're ripe!
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Cultural Dress and Assumptions in Bali
Harold Gridley:
Is that the way all the natives dress on your island?
Male Native:
Nods
Harold Gridley:
Really? George, do you suppose...
George Cochran:
Not a chance.
Harold Gridley:
Stick around folks, he could be wrong you know.
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Island Paradise and Its Allure
Ken Arok:
You will love Vaatu. It is an island paradise.
Harold Gridley:
Girls, huh?
Ken Arok:
Could it be paradise without girls?
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Harold's Remark on Como's Nature
Harold Gridley: [to George]
Why, you collapsible Como, you...
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Reflections on Employment History
Harold Gridley:
Say, I haven't looked for work since I was night watchmen at Vassar.
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Road to Bali - Harold Gridley
Harold Gridley:
He's gonna sing, folks. Now's the time to go out and get the popcorn.
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