Road to Bali poster

Road to Bali Quotes

1953 · 1h 31m 62 Audience
11 quotes
Harold's Remark on Como's Nature
Harold Gridley Why, you collapsible Como, you...
[to George]
Road to Bali - Dialogue 4
George Cochran What's that?
Harold Gridley Oh, that's ]. He can't stand it.
[[Errol Flynn]
Road to Bali - Dialogue 7
Princess Lala She was my mother, Queen Tama of Vaatu.
[showing a portrait of a woman in regal dress]
George Cochran Hm, beautiful.
Princess Lala And he was my father.
[indicating the portrait next to it of a man in a kilt]
George Cochran Didn't anybody in the family wear the pants?
Road to Bali - Harold Gridley
Harold Gridley He's gonna sing, folks. Now's the time to go out and get the popcorn.
Curiosity and Humor About Local Culture
George Cochran I wonder what the locals are like?
Princess Lala I hope they're not cannibals or headhunters!
Harold Gridley I hope they're orange pickers, I want to get out of this tree!
George Cochran Oh, stop squawking, you'll fall off when you're ripe!
Island Paradise and Its Allure
Ken Arok You will love Vaatu. It is an island paradise.
Harold Gridley Girls, huh?
Ken Arok Could it be paradise without girls?
Road to Bali - Dialogue 6
Princess Lala Do you always fight over girls?
Harold Gridley Well, what else can we fight over? We've never had any money. That's for Washington!
[Looking straight into the camera]
Reflections on Employment History
Harold Gridley Say, I haven't looked for work since I was night watchmen at Vassar.
Gossip Among Friends in Bali
Harold Gridley Say, Haggis!
George Cochran What is it, MacBaggis?
Harold Gridley Have you heard the latest about MacTavish?
George Cochran What's he done now?
Harold Gridley I heard he's living on the roof!
George Cochran Why would he be living on the roof?
Harold Gridley Because he heard someone say, "Drinks are on the house!
Navigating Complications in Relationships
Harold Gridley Hey! What are you gonna do with TWO girls?
George Cochran That's...um...MY problem....
Cultural Dress and Assumptions in Bali
Harold Gridley Is that the way all the natives dress on your island?
Male Native Nods
Harold Gridley Really? George, do you suppose...
George Cochran Not a chance.
Harold Gridley Stick around folks, he could be wrong you know.