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Road to Rio Quotes

"Take a New Year Cruise to Rio with the Screen's Top Laughter Trio!"

NR 1947 · 1h 40m
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68
Audience
13 quotes
Unpacking a Short Contract Guarantee
Hot Lips Barton Look at this contract we signed for five months - two weeks guarantee!
A Humorous Exchange on Cowardice
Scat Sweeney Are you admitting you're a dirty coward?
Hot Lips Barton No, a clean one!
Questioning Mount Baldy's Involvement
Hot Lips Barton How did Mount Baldy get into this?
[looking at Tor Johnson]
A Sudden Plea for Assistance
Hot Lips Barton Help! Help! You know, this picture could end right here.
[Hanging off the high wire; Aside to camera]
Hot Lips Questions Superman's Legal Intentions
Hot Lips Barton Do you think Superman will sue?
[appearing in gaudy circus tights]
New Year Cruise to Rio with Laughter Trio
Taglines Take a New Year Cruise to Rio with the Screen's Top Laughter Trio!
Musicians Reject Conventional Work in Rio
Cardoso You phoneys! You'll never work in Rio again!
Hot Lips Barton Who wants to work? We're musicians!
Consequences of Ignoring Our Films
Hot Lips Barton That's what they get for not seeing our pictures!
[Knocking the bad guys unconscious with the pattycake routine]
New and Nutty Road Show Awaits You
Taglines Something Great For You...Their New and Nuttiest Road Show
Confusion and Frustration in Unexpected Moments
Lucia Maria de Andrade I don't know what came over me! I found myself saying things, and I didn't know why I was saying them.
Hot Lips Barton Look, why don't you just run for Congress and leave us alone?
Confusion Between Baby and Bogie
Scat Sweeney Baby?!
Hot Lips Barton Baby? Seems more like Bogie!
Inquiry About Applying Something Unusual
Hot Lips Barton How'd you put that on - with a spraygun?
[Staring at Lucia's very tight gown]
A Playful Exchange of Insults
Scat Sweeney Swine!
Hot Lips Barton Pig!
Scat Sweeney That's the same as swine.
Hot Lips Barton All right. Ham!