Cold Cards and Unexpected Destinations
Duke Johnson:
Chester, you'd better face it - the cards say "Alaska!
Chester Hooton:
No wonder - it's a cold deck!
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Avoiding Politics in Conversation
Sal Van Hoyden:
Don't be facetious!
Chester Hooton: [confused]
Oh, keep politics out of this!
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Questioning Life and Death Perceptions
Chester Hooton:
Am I dead?
Duke Johnson:
I can't tell, you always look that way.
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The Value of Experience in Learning
Duke Johnson:
Experience is the best teacher.
Chester Hooton:
Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh?
Duke Johnson:
Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D.
Chester Hooton:
Yeah, a pin-headed dope.
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Reflections on Fear and Self-Perception
Duke Johnson:
Can't you suppress it somehow?
Chester Hooton:
Frighten me.
Duke Johnson:
I can't, I haven't got a mirror.
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Cold Comparisons Between Ice Types
Chester Hooton:
Everything is cold! My nose is an iceberg.
Duke Johnson:
Iceberg? That's a glacier.
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A Question of Boldness and Romance
Sal Van Hoyden: [singing]
You wouldn't dare be too bold, would you? And think that my hand was to hold, would you? And you wouldn't play on my sympathy, then take advantage of me... would you? You shouldn't be quite so near, should you? Or whisper those words in my ear, should you? You can't get romantic; that, you know, takes two. But darling, if I would... would you?
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Threat of danger from hoodlums on boat
Chester Hooton:
If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling ear to ear... with our throats!
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Fear of Death, Not Dying
Chester Hooton:
Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all.
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