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The True Story of Sherwood Forest
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The way it really happened in Sherwood Forest!
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A Chance Encounter with Royalty
Little John
Aw, how about that for luck? It's only a circus! A peanut operation!
Robin Hood
Peanuts? Why, you dunce, that's the royal coach! It's Prince John himself!
Little John
The prince? Wait a minute, there's a law against robbing royalty. I'll catch you later.
Robin Hood
What? And miss this chance to perform before royalty?
Little John
Well... here we go again...
[groan]
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Unexpected Encounters in the Royal Court
Hiss
And you... who might you be, sssir?
Little John
I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney. And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid. And now, Your Mightiness, allow me to lay some protocol on you.
[stuffs Hiss' hat over his mouth; to the Prince; stoops to kiss Prince John's hand]
Prince John
No, no, no, forgive me, but I lose more jewels that way. Please sit down.
Little John
Thanks, PJ, you can't get a better seat than this, could you? The royal box...hey...what...who? Oh, uh, excuse me, Buster.
[sits on Hiss; pulling out Hiss]
Hiss
Buster?! You, sir, have taken my seat!
Prince John
Hiss, with you around, who needs a court jester? Now get out there and keep your snake eyes open for you-know-who.
[laughs; laughs again]
Hiss
You... you mean, I... I'm being dismissed?!
[humiliated]
Little John
You heard His Mightiness! Move it, creepy, get lost! Begone, long one!
Hiss
What cheek! "Creepy"? "Buster"? "Long one"?! Who does that dopey duke think he is?
[slithering away crossly]
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Misunderstanding Time in a Serious Situation
Nutsy
ONE O'CLOCK, AND ALL'S WELL!
Sheriff
Nutsy, you better set your brains ahead a couple of hours.
[waking up]
Nutsy
Yes, sir. Uh... does that, uh, mean addin or subtractin'?
Sheriff
Oh, let's forget it.
Nutsy
Yes, sir, Sheriff, sir!
[salutes and walks away]
Sheriff
Nutsy, how can I sleep with you yelling "ALL'S WELL" all the time here?
Trigger
Sheriff, everything ain't "all's well". I got a feeling in my bones there's gonna be a jailbreak any minute--
Sheriff
Criminently, Trigger! Point that peashooter the other way!
[pushing his crossbow aside]
Trigger
Don't you worry none, Sheriff. The safety's on old Betsy--
[patting it]
Sheriff
What in tarnation you tryin to do, you birdbrain?!
[bops Trigger on the head]
Trigger
Just doin my duty, Sheriff!
Sheriff
Oh, you and that itchy trigger finger of yours...
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Dispute Over the Poor Box
Friar Tuck
Now, just a minute, Sheriff! Th-th-th-that's the Poor Box!
[horrified]
Sheriff
It sure is, and I'll take it for poor Prince John. Every little bit helps.
[chuckles]
Female Church Mouse
Ooh, you put that back!
Sheriff
And His Majesty also blesses you, little sister.
Friar Tuck
You thieving scoundrel!
Sheriff
Now, take it easy, Friar, I'm just doing my duty.
Friar Tuck
Collecting taxes for that arrogant, greedy, ruthless, no-good Prince John?!
Sheriff
Listen, Friar. You're mighty preachy, and you're gonna preach your neck right into a hangman's noose.
[starting to lose patience]
Friar Tuck
GET OUTTA MY CHURCH! Out! Out! Out! Out!
[shoving the Sheriff out of the church]
Friar Tuck
You want taxes?! I'll give you taxes!
Male Church Mouse
Give it to him! Give it to him, Friar!
Sheriff
You're under arrest for high treason to the Crown!
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A Heartfelt Thank You for a Special Birthday
Mother Rabbit
Oh, you have made his birthday a wonderful one. How can I ever thank you?
Robin Hood
I only wish I could do more. Here. And keep your chin up. Soon there'll be happiness in Nottingham again, you'll see.
[hands her a small bag of gold]
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Join the Merriest Menagerie of Legends
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Join the Merriest Menagerie in the world's best-loved legend.
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Honeymoon Destinations Discussed by Robin and Marian
Robin Hood
And for our honeymoon? England?
Maid Marian
Yes!
Robin Hood
Normandy?
Maid Marian
Yes!
Robin Hood
Sunny Spain?
Maid Marian
Oh, why not?
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Superstitions and Consequences in Royal Discontent
Prince John
No, no, no, no!
[snivelling]
Hiss
I knew it. I knew it. I just knew this would happen. I tried to warn you, but no, no, no, you wouldn't listen, you just had to-- Ah, ah, ah! Seven years bad... luck. That's what it is. Besides, you broke your mother's mirror.
[Prince John raises his mirror in anger; the prince hits him, smashing the mirror]
Prince John
Mummy! I've got a dirty thumb.
[screams; sucks thumb]
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A Trap for Robin Hood Emerges
Hiss
Sssire...taxes are pouring in, the jails are full, and - OH! I have good news, sire... Friar Tuck is in jail!
Prince John
FRIAR TUCK?! IT'S ROBIN HOOD I WANT, YOU IDIOT! Oh, I would give all my gold if I could just get my hands on-- Did you say Friar Tuck?
[exploding and throwing money everywhere; pauses, turning to Hiss]
Hiss
Did I? Y-y-yes, I did.
Prince John
Ah! Hiss, I have it! I'll use that fat friar as bait to trap Robin Hood!
Hiss
Another trap?
Prince John
Yes, yes, you stupid serpent! Friar Tuck will be led to the gallows in the village square, don't you see?
Hiss
B-B-But sire! Hang Friar Tuck?! A man of the church?!
[shocked]
Prince John
Yes, my reluctant reptile. And when our elusive hero tries to rescue the corpulent cleric, my men will be ready.
[chuckles]
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A Witty Exchange Between Characters
Prince John
One more hiss out of you, eh, er, uh, Hiss, and you are walking to Nottingham.
Hiss
Snakes don't walk, they slither. Hmph. So there.
[mutters]
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A Cautionary Exchange About Safety
Sheriff
Wait a minute. Is the safety on old Betsy?
Trigger
You bet it is, Sheriff.
[patting his crossbow again]
Sheriff
That's what I'm afraid of. You go first.
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The Burden of Unjust Taxation
Little John
While he taxes us to pieces and he robs us of our bread
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Legends of Robin Hood in Animal Kingdom
Alan A'Dale
Y'know, there's been a heap o legends and tall tales about Robin Hood. All different too. Well, we folks in the animal kingdom have our own version. It's the story of what really happened in Sherwood Forest...
[opening lines]
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Fortune Telling and Adventure in Sherwood Forest
Robin Hood
Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lally! Fortune tellers!
[dressed as gypsy]
Little John
Fortunes forecast, lucky charms!
[also dressed as gypsy]
Robin Hood
Catch the dope, with your horoscope!
Prince John
Fortune tellers, how droll. Stop the coach!
Hiss
Sssire, sire, they may be bandits.
Prince John
Oh, poppycock! Female bandits? What next? Rubbish. My dear ladies, you have my permission to kiss the royal hands, whichever you like... first.
[to Robin Hood and Little John]
Robin Hood
Oh, how gracious - - and generous.
[kisses hand and removes large ring]
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Rebellion Against Prince John
Lady Cluck
Down with that scurrrrvy Prince John!
Little John
Yeah!!! Oh, the world will sing
[sings]
Friar Tuck
A pox on the Phony King of England!
Little John
He stands alone
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Introducing Robin Hood and His Merry Men
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Meet Robin Hood and his Merry Men-agerie!
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Borrowing from the Wealthy for Charity
Robin Hood
Rob? Tsk, tsk, tsk. That’s a naughty word. We never Rob. We just… sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.
Little John
Borrow! Huh? Boy, are we in debt.
Robin Hood
That sounds like another collection day for the poor. Eh, Johnny boy?
Little John
Yeah. Sweet charity.
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Unexpected Praise for a Future Hero
Friar Tuck
Oh, for heaven's sake, son! You're no outlaw! Why, some day you'll be called a great hero!
Robin Hood
A hero? You hear that, Johnny? We've just been pardoned!
Little John
That's a gas, we ain't even been arrested yet!
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