A New Level of Humor and Fun
Taglines:
Better... Battier... Funnier Than Ever!
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Typewriter's Journey to the Madhouse
Gordon Miller:
He took the typewriter with him.
Timothy Hogarth:
To the MADHOUSE??
Harry Binelli:
He likes to hear the little bell ring.
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Negotiating Room Arrangements and Guests
Mr. Wagner:
I'll give you the bridal suite.
Gordon Miller:
All right. And about three brides.
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The Timing of Love and Preferences
Gordon Miller: [Disapprovingly]
Love! He talks just like one of the characters in his play.
Harry Binelli:
I don't know. I like-a love.
Gordon Miller:
I like it too; but, there's a time and place for everything.
Harry Binelli:
I like it anytime.
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A Scheme to Avoid Eviction
Gordon Miller:
Wait a minute, suppose one of us got sick?
Harry Binelli:
That's the idea! They can't pull a sick man out, it's against the law.
Gordon Miller:
Remember, I had kidney trouble at the Astor and gallstones at the Plaza.
Harry Binelli:
Oh, those were the happy days!
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Leaving Home and Its Consequences
Leo Davis:
Oh, but you see, I've left home for good. I've burned my bridges behind me.
Gordon Miller:
I see. But you could go back if you wanted to.
Leo Davis:
My mother seemed very happy when I left.
Gordon Miller:
Only a mother's mask. At this moment, she may be sitting at the fireside, wringing her hands.
Leo Davis:
Oh, we have no fireside.
Gordon Miller:
You have no fireside? How do you listen to the President's speeches?
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A Comedic Exchange About Timing and Performance
Harry Binelli:
Hurry up, before they come back. And, groan, groan, stagger about and don't die too soon! You must take your time. And you mustn't die before 11 o'clock.
Leo Davis:
Don't you worry! I'll give you the best performance you ever saw in a hotel bedroom!
Gordon Miller:
That's the spirit! Good luck, Davis. Drop dead!
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A Witty Exchange on Good News
Hilda Manny:
If I don't come back you'll know it's good news.
Gordon Miller:
And if you do come back bring four bottles of poison.
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Surprising Revelations About Character Morality
Gordon Miller:
Faker, I'm surprised at you!
Harry Binelli:
Yeah, you oughta be ashamed of yourself, robbing a stranger.
Harry Binelli:
You know, I think he's reforming; he didn't steal-a the picture.
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Washing Up Amidst Group Dynamics
Leo Davis:
Well, if you fellows don't mind, I'm going to wash up.
Harry Binelli:
Yeah, go ahead. The rest of us are already washed up.
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Perspectives on Jail Experience
Leo Davis:
You've been in jail?
Harry Binelli:
Sure, it's'a not so bad. You behave and they make you a trustee.
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License to Hunt Wagner
Harry Binelli:
I'd like a license to hunt Wagner. He'd look great next to my moose".
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Understanding Others Through Personal Experience
Harry Binelli: [taking off layers of clothing; [w:Gypsy Rose Lee|Gypsy Rose Lee]
Now I know how ] feels.
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Critique of a Play's Rehearsal Quality
Harry Binelli:
I still think it's a terrible play, but it makes a wonderful rehearsal.
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Request for Ice from Room Service
Harry Binelli:
Hello? Room Service. Bring up enough ice to cool a warm body.
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