15 quotes
Request for Ice from Room Service
Harry Binelli
Hello? Room Service. Bring up enough ice to cool a warm body.
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Washing Up Amidst Group Dynamics
Leo Davis
Well, if you fellows don't mind, I'm going to wash up.
Harry Binelli
Yeah, go ahead. The rest of us are already washed up.
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License to Hunt Wagner
Harry Binelli
I'd like a license to hunt Wagner. He'd look great next to my moose".
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Typewriter's Journey to the Madhouse
Gordon Miller
He took the typewriter with him.
Timothy Hogarth
To the MADHOUSE??
Harry Binelli
He likes to hear the little bell ring.
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A Comedic Exchange About Timing and Performance
Harry Binelli
Hurry up, before they come back. And, groan, groan, stagger about and don't die too soon! You must take your time. And you mustn't die before 11 o'clock.
Leo Davis
Don't you worry! I'll give you the best performance you ever saw in a hotel bedroom!
Gordon Miller
That's the spirit! Good luck, Davis. Drop dead!
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A New Level of Humor and Fun
Taglines
Better... Battier... Funnier Than Ever!
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Critique of a Play's Rehearsal Quality
Harry Binelli
I still think it's a terrible play, but it makes a wonderful rehearsal.
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A Scheme to Avoid Eviction
Gordon Miller
Wait a minute, suppose one of us got sick?
Harry Binelli
That's the idea! They can't pull a sick man out, it's against the law.
Gordon Miller
Remember, I had kidney trouble at the Astor and gallstones at the Plaza.
Harry Binelli
Oh, those were the happy days!
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The Timing of Love and Preferences
Gordon Miller
Love! He talks just like one of the characters in his play.
[Disapprovingly]
Harry Binelli
I don't know. I like-a love.
Gordon Miller
I like it too; but, there's a time and place for everything.
Harry Binelli
I like it anytime.
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Leaving Home and Its Consequences
Leo Davis
Oh, but you see, I've left home for good. I've burned my bridges behind me.
Gordon Miller
I see. But you could go back if you wanted to.
Leo Davis
My mother seemed very happy when I left.
Gordon Miller
Only a mother's mask. At this moment, she may be sitting at the fireside, wringing her hands.
Leo Davis
Oh, we have no fireside.
Gordon Miller
You have no fireside? How do you listen to the President's speeches?
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Negotiating Room Arrangements and Guests
Mr. Wagner
I'll give you the bridal suite.
Gordon Miller
All right. And about three brides.
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Surprising Revelations About Character Morality
Gordon Miller
Faker, I'm surprised at you!
Harry Binelli
Yeah, you oughta be ashamed of yourself, robbing a stranger.
Harry Binelli
You know, I think he's reforming; he didn't steal-a the picture.
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Perspectives on Jail Experience
Leo Davis
You've been in jail?
Harry Binelli
Sure, it's'a not so bad. You behave and they make you a trustee.
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A Witty Exchange on Good News
Hilda Manny
If I don't come back you'll know it's good news.
Gordon Miller
And if you do come back bring four bottles of poison.
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Understanding Others Through Personal Experience
Harry Binelli
Now I know how ] feels.
[taking off layers of clothing; [w:Gypsy Rose Lee|Gypsy Rose Lee]
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