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Detective Carter Introduces Dates to Lee
Detective James Carter
Lee, we almost killed your ass! Why you didn't move? I would like for you to meet our dates for tonight, Marsha and Zoe. Fat one's yours.
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Cultural Identity and Brotherhood in Rush Hour 3
Chief Inspector Lee
If you're half-Chinese, I'm half-black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?
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A Painful Reminder of Past Events
Chief Inspector Lee
My butt still hurts.
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Detective's Frustration with a Serious Situation
Detective James Carter
I am trying kill somebody, man! Damn!
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Desperate Action in Unexpected Circumstances
Detective James Carter
I'm coming, Soo-Yung! Oh, my God! What the hell am I doing up here?
[''Looks down from [[w:Eiffel Tower|the Eiffel Tower]
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Detective's Threat of Violence
Detective James Carter
I'm about slice you up like ]
[[w:California roll|a giant California roll!; ''Grabs a spear nearby'']
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A Suggestion for Entertainment Options
Chief Inspector Lee
Maybe we should put on a dirty movie. Only $9.95.
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Carter's Observation on Speed and Fighting
Detective James Carter
Everybody was kung-fu fighting! That man was fast as Li- Soo-Yung!
[''After beating Kenji's men''; ''notices Soo-Young still tied on a ledge'']
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A Comment on Size and Luck
Chief Inspector Lee
You're lucky we're not in ]. Phone book is twice as big.
[[w:Hong Kong|Hong Kong]
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Carter's Frustration with Cultural Identity
Detective James Carter
You Asian! Stop humiliating yourself!
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Detective Carter Faces a Serious Challenge
Detective James Carter
Lee. I got a big problem, man. This guy's on ]. He got a head like ].
[[w:steroids|steroids; [w:Barry Bonds|Barry Bonds]
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Detective Carter Asserts Independence
Detective James Carter
Fine. I'm not your brother.
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Unfamiliarity with a Person's Identity
Chief Inspector Lee
Sorry. I don't know him.
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Embracing Cultural Identity and Martial Arts
Detective James Carter
For your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I've studied the ancient teaching of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wushu martial arts, spending every afternoon at the Hong Kong Garden Massage Parlor on Pico and Bundy. I'm half-Chinese, baby.
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Detective Carter's Frustration Amid Danger
Detective James Carter
In case you missed it, man, people are trying to kill me! I'm covered in shit and some French cops whupped my ass with some yellow pages, man. So don't tell me it ain't none of my business!
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Humorous Observation About a Character's Quirk
Detective James Carter
] instead of fighting each other to the death] You are a super freak!
[''To Jasmine after thinking that she and Lee [[w:sexual intercourse|were having sex]
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Concern About Unusual Growth in a Character
Detective James Carter
I don't know what the hell you feeding him, but he is too damn big!
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Threatening Warning from Detective Carter
Detective James Carter
Don't move or I'll blow your ass cheeks off!
[''Holding a gun to a goon's ass'']
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Humor in Height and Identity Constraints
Detective James Carter
Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.
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A Brother's Promise to Protect
Detective James Carter
Sister, you tell this ] that I will personally ] him up.
[[w:Shit#Usage|piece of S-word; [w:Fuck|F-word]
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Carter's Demands for Comfort and Luxury
Detective James Carter
I need a big suite, two beds, two showers, a massage therapist, some new clothes and a case of Old Spice.
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Detective Carter Asks About a Boyfriend
Detective James Carter
You got a boyfriend?
[''Catches a woman who falls while they escape from the triad club'']
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Affirmation of a Positive Action
Chief Inspector Lee
Good girl!
[''A dog pisses on Carter'']
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Relief from Constipation Expressed Humorously
Chief Inspector Lee
I'm not constipated anymore!
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Responsibility for the Ambassador's Safety
Chief Inspector Lee
The ambassador is my responsibility!
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Brotherhood Beyond Blood
Detective James Carter
I wouldn't say nothing. He has me. His brother from another mother.
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A Statement of Distinction and Identity
Chief Inspector Lee
And you're not my brother.
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Carter's Shocking Revelation in Rush Hour 3
Detective James Carter
Holy mother of Jesus! She's a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman! It's the Crying Games! I'm Broke Back Carter!! Oh God...
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Detective Carter Requests Help from Lee
Detective James Carter
Lee, I'm in trouble. I need some assistance!
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Detective Carter Asserts His Identity
Detective James Carter
Do you know who I am? Detective James Carter, ]. My family owns half of ].
[[w:Los Anglees Police Department|LAPD; [w:Crenshaw Boulevard|Crenshaw Boulevard]
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