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Christmas Can Be Scary for Some People
Santa Claus
Christmas sometimes scares the ] out of people!
[[wikipedia:Charles Dickens|Dickens]
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Desire for an Optimus Prime Set
Nicolas Yuleson
All I wanted was an Optimus Prime set.
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Santa Demands Space in Unconventional Manner
Santa Claus
Move, move out the way bitch!
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Limitations of Progress
Grandpa Yuleson/Angel
It looks like I can't go further.
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Reindeer Incident Involving Grandpa
Santa Claus
Oh, Grandpa got run over by a reindeer!
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A Pledge of Respectful Reverence
Nicolas Yuleson
I shall never take the name of the Lord in vain again!
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Grandpa Yuleson's Fiery Remark
Grandpa Yuleson/Angel
I'm roasting down here!
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Questioning the Nature of Evil
Grandpa Yuleson/Angel
(in Enochian) Still spinning your wheels, spawn of Satan?
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Questioning the Unknown
Nicolas Yuleson
What's that, ]
[[wikipedia:Necronomicon|The Necronomicon?]
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Santa Claus Declares Christmas End Date
Santa Claus
Christmas is only over - when I say it's over!
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Time Zones and Christmas at the Pole
Nicolas
The clock just struck midnight at the Pole. Christmas is officially over for you Santa!
Santa
You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the Pole is completely discretionary because the Poles are where all the time zones actually converge.
Mary
He's scary yet educational.
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Santa's Playful Exclamation
Santa Claus
Ho ho ho - hoes!
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A Cautionary Christmas Message
Taglines
He's making a list... pray you're not on it.
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Santa Claus Challenges the Next Victim
Santa Claus
Who's next?
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Holiday Fear Takes Center Stage
Taglines
Spreading holiday fear this Christmas.
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Questioning the Unusual Situation
Nicolas Yuleson
I don't mean to be disrespectful, but what the Hell is that?
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Santa Claus Embraces Yuletide Fear
Santa Claus
I'm just here to spread a little Yuletide fear!
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Santa's Introduction to His Hell-Deer
Santa Claus
I see you've met my Hell-deer.
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Forgiveness from Grandpa Yuleson to Nicolas
Grandpa Yuleson/Angel
Fear not, Nicolas, you are forgiven.
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