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A Calendar's Unforeseen Dangers Await You
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Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again.
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Discussion on Family and Parenthood
Marge
Do you have children?
Waldemar
As often as we can.
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Top Horror-Comedy Spoof of the Year
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The year's number 1 horror-comedy spoof!
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Debate on Presence and Possession
Waldemar
He's in there, and we're out here. He's got that book by now!
Yolanda
If he had that book by now, he wouldn't still be in there.
Waldemar
But we'd still be out here.
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