10 quotes
Reactions to a Surprising Revelation
Mary
I need to tell you guys something.
Hilary Faye
Eew.
Veronica
Eew.
Roland
WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.
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Expressions of Frustration and Anger
Mary
Shit! Fuck! Goddamn.
[to a cross, after discovering she's pregnant; under her breath]
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Unexpected Collision with Faith
Hilary Faye
I crashed my van into Jesus!
[when she crashes her car]
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Adoption and Divine Will in Context
Mary
Veronica was adopted by her parents when they were missionaries in Vietnam. Hilary Faye sees her as an example of God's will triumphing over a savage, Godless nation.
[voiceover]
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Expression of Faith and Devotion
Hilary Faye
I am FILLED with Christ's love!
[when throwing a Bible at Mary]
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Assumption of Racial Identity
Hilary Faye
Of course he's white.
[when talking to Rowland about Jesus]
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Pursue Passion and Find Salvation
Taglines
Got Passion? Get Saved. 5:28
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Seeking Divine Assistance
Taglines
Heaven Help Us.
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Guidance Away from Temptation
Taglines
Lead us not into temptation.
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Born Again Perspectives on Sexuality
Hilary Faye
Come on, you're not born a gay, you're born again.
[to Mary regarding Dean]
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