Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) - Quotes

Taglines: Got Monsters?

Taglines: Look Doo's back in theaters

Taglines: Do the fright thing.

Taglines: They came. They saw. They ran.

Taglines: Monsters are Unleashed

Male Reporter: Mystery Inc., do you know the identity of the Evil Masked Figure behind at all?

Velma: Well, if our hunch is correct, the Evil Masked Figure is…

Evil Masked Figure/Heather: NO!

Daphne: Heather Jasper-Howe.

Scooby: Uh-huh. Huh?

Female Reporter #1: But she was at the museum when the Masked Figure was on the roof.

Daphne: [to Heather; Instead of looking at Patrick, who has braced himself for exposure, Daphne points at someone else] You almost had me there, didn't you? Lucky for her, she had an assistant helping her along with her evil plans. Ned.

Scooby: Huh?

Daphne: When I realized she was the Evil Masked Figure, he quickly changed into her costume.

Female Reporter #2: But why did she do it?!

Velma: Because Heather Jasper-Howe is actually… (Pause for effect.)

Scooby: Huh?

Velma: [a female police officer, Shaggy, Daphne, and Wickles get shocked] …Dr. Jonathan Jacobo. The original Pterodactyl Ghost.

Gretchen Saunders Female Reporter #3: But how do you know this?

Velma: A photo. Taken of Jacobo in front of the Coolsonian. Jacobo supposedly died a year before construction even began.

Shaggy: So, Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.

Scooby: Yeah.

Fred: He also adapted the false Heather Jasper-Howe persona to turn the press against us.

Daphne: Then he framed poor hideous Old Man Wickles by putting that book and the Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.

Wickles: [[w:My Fair Lady|My Fair Lady] As if you getting the lead in ] wasn't enough!

Jacobo: I was an excellent Eliza, and you were to acty!

Wickles: And stealing my tater tots!

Jacobo: You kept saying you felt puffy!

Fred: And the real identity of Ned is…

Ned: Ow!

Fred: Ned!

Scooby: Huh?

Jacobo: I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling punks and their dumb dog!

Ned: You were a dude this whole time?

Jacobo: Of course, dummkopf.

Ned: [upset] But we cuddled.

Evil Masked Figure: [gasps] My monsters!

Black Knight Ghost: On your knees, knave.

Fred: Can't you see we're talking?

Black Knight Ghost: [repeated Fred line at the high school clubhouse] Talking is for wimps.

Fred: You can't fool me with that macho façade. You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.

Black Knight Ghost: [faking remorse] Oh, you've touched my inner child... AND HE'S REALLY MAD!

Velma: [hands Shaggy the control panel] Here, Shaggy, take this.

Shaggy: [hands it back to her] Why are you giving this to me?

Velma: [hands it back to Shaggy] I'll distract those skeletal screwballs, you and Scooby get this to the Monster Hive.

Shaggy: [looks at Scooby] Us?!

Velma: [points to a button on the control panel] Yes, you're faster than me. Once there, just plug it into the base, and push this button. I fixed it so it'll destroy all the monsters.

Shaggy: [slides down a wall] We'd love to. But... we can't.

Scooby: We’re screw-ups.

Shaggy: I mean, we tried being heroes like you guys, but we're not, okay? We're just not!

Scooby: No.

Velma: [surprised; kneels next to Shaggy; Shaggy and Scooby look at each other in confusion] Like me? That's funny... I've always wanted to be like you guys. You guys are so free. You're never afraid to be who you really are. Whether you're fearful, or joyful, or... hungry. I think you've been heroes all along. You just haven't known it.

Evil Masked Figure: You can't do this to me! Who do you think you are?!

Scooby: [zoom; zoom] Scooby... Dooby... ] Doo!

Shaggy: [after accidentally being transformed into a woman] I've got a chick's body!

Scooby: [accidentally turns into the Tasmanian Devil] I'm the Tasmanian Devil!

Fred: Yo, Metalhead!

Black Knight Ghost: Yes?

Fred: [The Black Knight Ghost repeatedly strikes out at the shield Fred is holding, dazing him; He faints] Bring it! He brought it.

Velma: Mr. Wickles, we need to ask you a few questions about your ties to recent monster attacks.

Wickles: I don't know nothing about no monsters.

Daphne: Well, then how come there was randomonium on the floor of your mansion?

Wickles: There's- there- there's randomonium all over the place! Look it! I come home with it in my shorts!

Fred: Are you continuing the work of your old pal Jonathan Jacobo?

Wickles: [[w:My Fair Lady|My Fair Lady] Old pal"? Jacobo? We hated each other! And in the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my tater tots! And he got the lead in ].

Velma: Then why did we find the monster book in your library?

Wickles: Wait a second... You're the runts that vandalized my home! Which one of you stole my toilet brush?!

Patrick: Stop wasting my time! Do you hear me?! Now, I want you to question all of your scum-bucket friends. They'll find out about what they know about those stolen costumes, or else you'll be known from here on in as the Soiled Underwear Ghost. I want answers! Now, go!

Man: Yes, sir!

Patrick: Now!

Man: Yes, sir!

Boy on bike #1: Hey!

Scooby: Huh?

Boy on bike #1: Nice job last night.

Both boys on bikes: Losers!

Daphne: [to the gang] Quick, we need to think of a comeback.

Boy on bike #2: What dorks!

Daphne: [to the boys] Hey! Shut up!

Daphne: Guys, come on! Remember what I told you?

Shaggy: Never pick your nose in public?

Daphne: [beat] No... but that's good, too.

Scooby: Image is everything.

Daphne: Yes! Image is everything. The whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face. They're costumes.

The Evil Masked Figure: ['''Scooby''': Scooby-Dooby-Doo!] You can't do this to me! Who do you think you are?!

Heather Jasper-Howe: Darn it! Thanks a lot! The scoop of the night is gone! Can't you do anything right? Ned, get your camera and follow me!

Dr. Jonathan Jacobo: I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling punks, and their dumb dog!

Dr. Jonathan Jacobo: [falls] So long, suckers! Help me, suckers!

Dr. Jonathan Jacobo: Come alive! Come alive!

Scooby-Doo: ['''C.L. Magnus''': Hey! It's Scooby-Doo! That meddling mutt what helped throw us in jail!; chuckles nervously] ♪ Thank you for letting me be myself again! Oh, yeah! ♪ Who, me? Nuh-uh.