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"Everyone gets it in the end."

R 2000 · 1h 21m
55
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Apple TV Store Available on Apple TV Store
55
Audience
9 quotes
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Expression of Frustration in Screwed
Miss Crock Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk!
[''after finding out the Danish are pulling out and also finding out the realization of not paying the ransom'']
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Trust Issues and Controversial Comparisons
Rusty And that's why you should never trust a black man named Chip!
Willard Mugged? It was more like rape!
Willard Well, not real rape.
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Indifference in the Face of Concern
Miss Crock Whoooooo cares?
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Misinterpretation of Career Advice
Rusty Your daddy didn't say, "If you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get ahead." He said, "If you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get head!
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Unexpected Consequences of a Kidnapping
Rusty Sweet Jesus! We kidnapped a turd!
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Unexpected Reactions to Police Encounter
Police in Car Halt! This is the police!
Rusty Well, no shit!
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Consequences of Fearful Reactions
Willard What the hell did you do that for?
Rusty I was scared!
Willard So every time you're scared, you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?
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Authority and Defiance in Conversation
Miss Crock But I have to go to the stadium!
Willard You ain't got to do nothing until I tell you, you smelly old bitch!
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Inevitability of Consequences for Everyone
Tagline Everyone gets it in the end.
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