Questioning Identity in the Media
Male Reporter:
Do you see yourselves as a manufactured band?
Jon:
Do you see yourself as a war correspondent?
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Perspective on Shoes and Stinky Feet
Alistair:
A lot of people would love to be in your shoes.
Jon:
Not in Jo’s. Her feet stink.
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Hannah's Unconventional Packing Strategy
Hannah:
(Comes out wearing all of her clothes at once) I’m not taking a suitcase, I’ll look far too suspicious.
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Contractual Obligations and Unexpected Consequences
Jo:
That’s it. He’s fired.
Tina:
Can we fire him? I mean, we signed a contract.
Jon:
Yeah, but has anyone ever actually read the contract? I mean, apparently Alistair can make us weed his yard. And you know if he ever needs a kidney transplant, one of us has got to be the donor.
Rachel:
I said we should have got a proper lawyer instead of your uncle Peter.
Hannah:
My uncle Peter knows the legal system a lot better than any other lawyer.
Jo:
Your uncle’s an ex-con.
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Identifying the True Heroes in Crisis
Jon:
(after Plan Q is activated) Don’t worry, I’ve seen this bit a thousand times; the heroes always save the day.
Hannah:
Right, so where are the heroes?
Rachel:
We’re the heroes, you muke.
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Unexpected Encounter in the Shower
Tina:
(After seeing the double Rachel and Hannah going in the shower with real Bradley): Wait, you can’t do that!
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Clones and Celebrities in Unexpected Situations
Rachel:
(after entering a room full of clones) Is that Posh Spice eating a steak and kidney pie?
Hannah:
Well, that proves she’s not the real thing. There’s Robbie Williams having a food fight with Eminem.
Tina:
And Ozzy Osbourne! I can't believe they cloned Ozzy Osbourne.
Bradley:
No, that’s the real Ozzy Osbourne. Victor never cloned him. He’s a mad scientist, but he's not insane.
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