Seeing Double Quotes

Jon (after Plan Q is activated) Don’t worry, I’ve seen this bit a thousand times; the heroes always save the day.

Hannah Right, so where are the heroes?

Rachel We’re the heroes, you muke.

Tina (After seeing the double Rachel and Hannah going in the shower with real Bradley): Wait, you can’t do that!

Male Reporter Do you see yourselves as a manufactured band?

Jon Do you see yourself as a war correspondent?

Hannah (Comes out wearing all of her clothes at once) I’m not taking a suitcase, I’ll look far too suspicious.

Rachel (after entering a room full of clones) Is that Posh Spice eating a steak and kidney pie?

Hannah Well, that proves she’s not the real thing. There’s Robbie Williams having a food fight with Eminem.

Tina And Ozzy Osbourne! I can't believe they cloned Ozzy Osbourne.

Bradley No, that’s the real Ozzy Osbourne. Victor never cloned him. He’s a mad scientist, but he's not insane.

Alistair A lot of people would love to be in your shoes.

Jon Not in Jo’s. Her feet stink.

Jo That’s it. He’s fired.

Tina Can we fire him? I mean, we signed a contract.

Jon Yeah, but has anyone ever actually read the contract? I mean, apparently Alistair can make us weed his yard. And you know if he ever needs a kidney transplant, one of us has got to be the donor.

Rachel I said we should have got a proper lawyer instead of your uncle Peter.

Hannah My uncle Peter knows the legal system a lot better than any other lawyer.

Jo Your uncle’s an ex-con.