Shaun of the Dead (2004) - Quotes

Observation of the Garden's Presence

Ed: [Shaun: What?] There's a girl in the garden. In the garden, there's a girl.

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Ed's Frustration with Unexpected Changes

Ed: Who the bloody hell put this on?

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Miscommunication Among Friends and Family

Ed: [repeating phone messages to Shaun] Well, your mum rang about going out tonight, then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.

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Caution About the Leather

Ed: [[Dazed and Confused] Watch the leather (reference to ])

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Questioning Trust in Television Information

Ed: You believe everything you hear on TV?

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A Moment of Frustration

Ed: Oi, prick!

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A Request for Drinks Among Friends

Ed: Can I get any of you cunts a drink?

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A Call to Action in Crisis

Ed: [[Night of the Living Dead] WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA! (reference to ])

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The Value of Time in Crisis

Ed: [repeated line.] Two seconds.

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Ed's Café au Lait Preference

Ed: [Indicates hand movement of sex; Moans and points at Shaun] Café au lait" "Pour Vous

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A Reminder to Eliminate Phillip

Ed: [to Shaun as he goes to save Barbara] Don't forget to kill Phillip!

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Ed's Enthusiastic Exclamation

Ed: Yeeaah, boy!

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Casual Greeting in a Unique Context

Ed: Wa'ssup, niggas?

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A Frustrated Expression of Blame

Ed: [to David when he complains about the window] You did that, you twat!

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Questioning Authority in a Zombie Apocalypse

Ed: Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?

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Reaction to a Disturbing Situation

Shaun: [When Ed says he's sorry and Shaun smells his farts] Oh my god, that is rotten!

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Unexpected Exclamation in a Crisis

Shaun: [Ed points out that Pete is in the bar.] Fuck-a-doodle-doo!

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Time for a Bar Visit

Shaun: [When about to attack a zombified John] Okay, John. It's time at the bar!

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Defending a Friend in Distress

Shaun: [As zombified Pete is biting Ed; Shoots and kills zombified Pete.] PETE! I SAID, LEAVE HIM ALONE!

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A Casual Offer for a Snack

Shaun: Would anyone like... a peanut?

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A Grateful Acknowledgment of Friendship

Shaun: (after Ed gives him a beer) Thanks Babe.

Inviting Others to Join the Feast

Shaun: [distracting a zombie horde.] Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!

Questioning David's Experience with Shortcuts

Shaun: What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before? (This line would be repeated in Hot Fuzz)

Apology and Invitation for a Night Out

Shaun: [coming across zombified Pete; whispered; [The Evil Dead] Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and – ah – later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... join us.(A reference to ]).

Value of a Unique Experience

Shaun: How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Unexpected Injury in a Crisis Situation

Shaun: [Seeing a zombie without an arm] Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!

Nostalgia for Early Music Purchases

Shaun: [repeated line, about his copy of [[w:Man Parrish|Man Parrish] ]'s "Hip Hop Be-Bop"] That was the second album I ever bought!

Stepdad Relationship Clarified

Shaun: [Repeated line about Phillip.] He's not my dad. He's my stepdad.

Confrontation with Insulting Words

Shaun: [Response to David.] GET FUCKED, FOUR-EYES!

Teamwork and Meat Pies in Perspective

Shaun: As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.