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Ed's Enthusiastic Exclamation
Ed
Yeeaah, boy!
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A Call to Action in Crisis
Ed
WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA! (reference to ])
[[Night of the Living Dead]
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A Grateful Acknowledgment of Friendship
Shaun
(after Ed gives him a beer) Thanks Babe.
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Observation of the Garden's Presence
Ed
There's a girl in the garden. In the garden, there's a girl.
[Shaun: What?]
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Caution About the Leather
Ed
Watch the leather (reference to ])
[[Dazed and Confused]
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A Reminder to Eliminate Phillip
Ed
Don't forget to kill Phillip!
[to Shaun as he goes to save Barbara]
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Miscommunication Among Friends and Family
Ed
Well, your mum rang about going out tonight, then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
[repeating phone messages to Shaun]
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Inviting Others to Join the Feast
Shaun
Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!
[distracting a zombie horde.]
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Teamwork and Meat Pies in Perspective
Shaun
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.
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Confrontation with Insulting Words
Shaun
GET FUCKED, FOUR-EYES!
[Response to David.]
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Ed's Café au Lait Preference
Ed
Café au lait" "Pour Vous
[Indicates hand movement of sex; Moans and points at Shaun]
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The Value of Time in Crisis
Ed
Two seconds.
[repeated line.]
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Time for a Bar Visit
Shaun
Okay, John. It's time at the bar!
[When about to attack a zombified John]
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Reaction to a Disturbing Situation
Shaun
Oh my god, that is rotten!
[When Ed says he's sorry and Shaun smells his farts]
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Ed's Frustration with Unexpected Changes
Ed
Who the bloody hell put this on?
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Defending a Friend in Distress
Shaun
PETE! I SAID, LEAVE HIM ALONE!
[As zombified Pete is biting Ed; Shoots and kills zombified Pete.]
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Nostalgia for Early Music Purchases
Shaun
]'s "Hip Hop Be-Bop"] That was the second album I ever bought!
[repeated line, about his copy of [[w:Man Parrish|Man Parrish]
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A Casual Offer for a Snack
Shaun
Would anyone like... a peanut?
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Questioning Trust in Television Information
Ed
You believe everything you hear on TV?
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Apology and Invitation for a Night Out
Shaun
Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and – ah – later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... join us.(A reference to ]).
[coming across zombified Pete; whispered; [The Evil Dead]
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Unexpected Injury in a Crisis Situation
Shaun
Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!
[Seeing a zombie without an arm]
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Questioning David's Experience with Shortcuts
Shaun
What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before? (This line would be repeated in Hot Fuzz)
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Unexpected Exclamation in a Crisis
Shaun
Fuck-a-doodle-doo!
[Ed points out that Pete is in the bar.]
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Casual Greeting in a Unique Context
Ed
Wa'ssup, niggas?
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Value of a Unique Experience
Shaun
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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Stepdad Relationship Clarified
Shaun
He's not my dad. He's my stepdad.
[Repeated line about Phillip.]
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A Frustrated Expression of Blame
Ed
You did that, you twat!
[to David when he complains about the window]
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A Request for Drinks Among Friends
Ed
Can I get any of you cunts a drink?
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A Moment of Frustration
Ed
Oi, prick!
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Questioning Authority in a Zombie Apocalypse
Ed
Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
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