She's the One Quotes

Heather Look where your decency has gotten you. You are the only English-speaking white guy driving a cab in New York. That should tell you something.

Mickey You know what Heather, I gotta imagine it beats sucking dick for a living though, huh?

Mickey Why are you getting so upset Dad? You don't even believe in God.

Mr. Fitzpatrick That doesn't mean I'm going to stop being a good Catholic.

Francis Well, for one thing, I don't like the fact that you have sex with a geriatric.

Heather Well, how do you think I feel about you going home and seeing your wife every night?

Francis I haven't had sex with my wife in months.

Heather Well, I don't know if that is such a good idea, Francis. Clearly you need the practice.

Francis Fitzpatrick Big deal, you're happy. You're never going to make any real money.

Francis Fitzpatrick Twenty-five fucking years, I've been waiting for the day I'd be bigger, tougher, stronger than you are. When you go down it's gonna hurt, baby. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! Are you ready? You ready to be humiliated in front of your new wife and your father? You are an ugly bitch, I pity you...

Mr Fitzpatrick Let me get this straight. You don't want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife?

Renee Fitzpatrick Francis, I cannot remember the last time I saw your penis.

Mr. Fitzpatrick She's gonna be devastated. She's been up at that goddamn church every morning praying for your brother. And then yesterday she tells me I spend too much time on the boat. I don't even want to get into that discussion. And now you're gonna get divorced? Christ. She'll be up with Father John twenty-four hours a day. Thanks a lot, buddy. I'm probably going to have to start making my own breakfast again.

Francis I'm sorry if my divorce interferes with your breakfast plans, Dad.

Heather He doesn't care about my past.

Francis Is that because he doesn't know you were a hooker?

Heather He was my best customer.

Taglines From the Director of "The Brothers McMullen

Taglines A romantic comedy about two brothers... and the one thing that came between them.

Francis Fitzpatrick Romance is great, but I just want to remind you, it don't pay the bills.