Name: Shoot 'Em Up
Genre: Action, Comedy, Thriller, Crime
Released: 2007-07-26
Duration: 86 min
Rating: 6.5
Cast: Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci, Stephen McHattie, Greg Bryk

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Self-Doubt in the Face of Competition

Mr. Hertz My God. Do we really suck, or is this guy really that good?

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Unexpected Nobel Prize Revelation

Smith You didn't know about my Nobel Prize?

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The Thrill of Violence in Leadership

Mr. Hertz The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear. Besides, violence is one of the most fun things to watch.

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A Conversation About Trust and Consequences

DQ Why don't you take this baby to the police?

Smith I can't go to the police.

DQ Why not?

Smith I'm the ].

[[w:Unabomber|Unabomber]

DQ They caught the Unabomber.

Smith That's what they think.

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Humorous Take on Healthy Eating

Smith (after ramming a carrot through the back of a guy's head) Eat your vegetables.

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Identity and Purpose in Chaos

Taglines No name, no past, nothing to lose.

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Investing in Life Over Material Possessions

Taglines It's a better investment than a crib.

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Confrontation and Wit Amid Threats

Hertz Tell me where the woman and the child are. (grabs Smith's ring finger) Tell me, or I will be forced to cause you...considerable agony.

Smith Believe me... nothing could be more agonizing than to listen to you jabberin on and on.

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Disdain for Cowardice with Firearms

Smith You know what I really hate? What I really hate, is a pussy with a gun in his hand.

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Disappointment in an Unimpressive Item

Smith (after using a ]) What a piece of crap.

[[w:Walther PPK|Walther PPK]

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Understanding the Responsibility of Firearms

Smith (Teaching Oliver about guns) This is the business end. You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.

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The Role of Guns in Violence

Mr. Hertz Oh, c'mon, Smith. Guns don't kill people... but they sure help!

[grins]

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Discussion of Shooting Techniques

Smith Talk about shooting your load.

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Miscommunication and Defiance in Dialogue

DQ (Ranting at Smith in Italian)

Smith I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize.

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Tit for Tat: A Limerick Reflection

Mr. Hertz I was just remembering a limerick. "There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding when she saw there was no tit for Tat." You have caused me no end of trouble, but now I shall return the favor. Tit for tat, right?

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Confrontational Expression of Anger

Smith Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.

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Appreciation for the Power of Guns

Smith (after having shot Hammerson with his own gun) Aren't guns just fucking great, Hammerson?

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Dangerous British Nanny in Action

Taglines I'm a British nanny and I'm dangerous.

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Everyday life of a family man

Taglines Just another family man making a living.

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Prioritizing Business Over Personal Matters

Mr. Hertz (On a cell phone, while aiming a gun at Smith) I can't talk right now, honey. I'm right in the middle of something.

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Twisted Deception Revealed by Mr. Hertz

Mr. Hertz (upon seeing he ran over a robotic decoy of Oliver) What in the hell is that? Oh, my God, that is twisted. That sick son of a bitch. That sick son of a bitch suckered us again!

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Expressions of Discontent from Smith

Smith (repeated) You know what I hate?

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The Allure of Guns in America

Hammerson Do you know why Americans love guns? And it's got nothing to do with all that phallic mumbo-jumbo, "cocking your gun." No, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity where a poor man can become rich and a pussy can become a tough guy, if he's got a gun in his hand. Now, I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.

Hertz Oh no, sir, no I am not. No, I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.

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The Comparison Between Guns and Relationships

Hertz Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?

Man Who Rides Shotgun Dunno.

Hertz Well, you can put a silencer on a gun.

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Luxury Cars and Porcupines Explained

Smith Want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?

DQ I give up.

Smith With the car, the pricks are on the inside.

DQ Tell me about it.

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Naming a Character Inspired by Literature

Smith We could call him Oliver. Like Oliver Twist.

DQ Because he's an orphan?

Smith Because I liked the book.

DQ You liked the book?

Smith I didn't hate it.

DQ That's a first.

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Expectation of Violence in Love Scenes

Mr. Hertz Does anyone know what a ] love scene is? It's when Cagney lets the good guy live. And if that happens in this show, I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.

[[w:Jimmy Cagney|Jimmy Cagney; lobby of henchmen laugh]

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Tank Protection from Gunfire and Explosives

Smith This is an M-24 tank. You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.

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A Champion's Mysterious Journey into Darkness

Mr. Hertz National sports pistol champion at age 10. Recruited by the army. Then he disappeared. Sound like black ops got him and trained him.

[''Reading a profile on Smith'']

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