Magic and Love Unite Hearts
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Magic opened up their hearts... Love did the rest.
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A Bewitching Romance Unfolds
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A bewitching romance.
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Plate Selection and Time Management Discussion
Tom:
Very bold plate selection, I might add. Explains the outlift.
Amanda:
To eliminate a necklace would've taken another half hour.
Tom:
I see.
Amanda:
Doesn't look like it takes you very long.
Tom:
Touché. I do seem to come out of the shower fully dressed in a blue suit.
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The Time Cost of Good Thoughts
Amanda:
That's impossible.
Tom:
Why's that?
Amanda:
One good sexual thought takes at least 20 minutes.
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A Man's Character Shapes His Destiny
Tom:
She cursed me. She said in this creepy little voice, a man's character is his destiny...
Lois:
Oh... She's a wise witch. She casts her spells in proverbs.
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Love for Shoes and Their Sales
Tom:
I love shoes.
Brian in Shoes:
Me too, Mr. Bartlett.
Tom:
I love how we sell shoes. I love how we sell them in twos, it's so... Noah's Ark!
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Unexpected Connections in a Market Encounter
Tom:
I think I've loved you since that first day in the market.
Amanda:
You mean the day I had my hand up your pants? Men are so easy.
Tom:
Oh yeah.
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Men's Thoughts on Sex: A Calculation
Amanda:
My friend Nolan told me this thing about men and sex, that they think about it 238 times a day and when they do, they adjust their belts.
Tom:
That's ridiculous. No, no. Not the belt-- I meant the amount. That's ridiculous. Do the math I'm awake maybe 17 hours a day. Times 60 would be 1020, divided by 238. That would be sex about every 4 minutes... Yeah, yeah. That's about right.
Amanda:
I've been here 20 minutes.
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Embracing the Quirky Nature of Hazelnuts
Lois McNally:
This is nutty... hazelnutty.
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Belief in oneself leads to unexpected success.
Nolan Traynor:
Even Dumbo flew without his feather.
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A Unique Compliment on Thinking Styles
Jonathan Bendel:
I like you, Lois. You're like a man. You think with your nuts.
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Embracing Unique Opportunities and Perspectives
Tom Bartlett:
If the broom fits, ride it!
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Perseverance Leads to Success
Tom Bartlett:
It's like riding a bicycle. The first nine times you fall off but the tenth time you can go on for miles.
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