Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983) - Quotes

Smokey Returns with the Bandit Again

Taglines: Smokey's Back!  And The Bandit is at it again!

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Making Out Like a Bandit

Taglines: Pull out the stops.  To heck with the cops.  Someone's making out like a bandit.

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Sixth Sense vs. Dime Preference

Buford T. Justice:   That is why you gotta have a sixth sense.

Junior:   I'd rather have a dime.

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Humor in Family Dynamics and Identity

Junior:   Daddy, my face is all white.

Buford T. Justice:   Well, put a little lipstick on, I'll drop you off at a gay bar.

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Sheriff's Reluctance to Disrobe in Nudist Scenario

Nudist Female:   If you want to stay, Sheriff, you've got to take your clothes off.

Buford T. Justice:   I don't even take my clothes off in front of my good wife, Wilhelmina.

Nudists:   Awwwww.

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The Importance of Complementary Characters

Dusty Trails:   Is it just me or are you slowing down?

Cledus Snow:   Maybe.  Think of it this way, what good is the roadrunner without the coyote?  What good would the fox be without the hound?  What good is the Bandit without the Smokey?

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A Father's Endearing Term for His Son

Junior:   Does this mean I won't be your little tick turd anymore?

Buford T. Justice:   Son, you'll always be my tick turd.

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Unusual Observations at a Unique Event

Little Enos:   Daddy, we just walked past a Penicillin dispenser.

Big Enos Burdette:   I feel like the guest of honor at a crab's convention.

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A Clash of Wits and Humor

Little Enos:   I'd like to kick your ass.

Buford T. Justice:   You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.

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Sheriff Reflects on Past Experiences

Buford T. Justice: [''sees the girl's breasts'']     Oof!

Girl at Picnic:   What's wrong, Sheriff?

Buford T. Justice:   I haven't seen anything like that since I was a little baby.

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Caught in a Figurative Situation

Buford T. Justice:   I gotcha!

The Real Bandit:   Hello, Buford.  Well, you caught me with my pants down.

Buford T. Justice:   I did?

The Real Bandit:   That's a…figure of speech.

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Mustard Mishap in Smokey and the Bandit 3

Dusty Trails:   Hey, Cledus, you forgot the mustard.

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Cledus Snow's Excitement About Being the Bandit

Cledus Snow: I get to be the bandit?  I don't have to drive the truck, don't have to haul anything but my ass?

Cledus Snow's Excitement for the Bandit Role

Cledus Snow: I'm going to be the bandit!  I get to wear the hat and drive the car!  I love this!  Gimme the car!

Buford T. Justice Expresses Frustration

Buford T. Justice: [''yelling at Junior'']   Will you get away from me, you shit?

Buford T. Justice's Unyielding Determination

Buford T. Justice: I've said it before and I'll say it again.  There is no way, no way that you could come from my lions.  Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.