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Pursuing the Target Relentlessly
Buford T. Justice
Follow that sum bitch.
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Buford T. Justice's Unyielding Determination
Buford T. Justice
I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my lions. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.
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Unusual Observations at a Unique Event
Little Enos
Daddy, we just walked past a Penicillin dispenser.
Big Enos Burdette
I feel like the guest of honor at a crab's convention.
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Nostalgia for Simpler Times in Comedy
Buford T. Justice
Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys.
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Sixth Sense vs. Dime Preference
Buford T. Justice
That is why you gotta have a sixth sense.
Junior
I'd rather have a dime.
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Sheriff's Reluctance to Disrobe in Nudist Scenario
Nudist Female
If you want to stay, Sheriff, you've got to take your clothes off.
Buford T. Justice
I don't even take my clothes off in front of my good wife, Wilhelmina.
Nudists
Awwwww.
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Caught in a Figurative Situation
Buford T. Justice
I gotcha!
The Real Bandit
Hello, Buford. Well, you caught me with my pants down.
Buford T. Justice
I did?
The Real Bandit
That's a…figure of speech.
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Cledus Snow's Excitement About Being the Bandit
Cledus Snow
I get to be the bandit? I don't have to drive the truck, don't have to haul anything but my ass?
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A Father's Endearing Term for His Son
Junior
Does this mean I won't be your little tick turd anymore?
Buford T. Justice
Son, you'll always be my tick turd.
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Smokey Returns with the Bandit Again
Taglines
Smokey's Back! And The Bandit is at it again!
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The Importance of Complementary Characters
Dusty Trails
Is it just me or are you slowing down?
Cledus Snow
Maybe. Think of it this way, what good is the roadrunner without the coyote? What good would the fox be without the hound? What good is the Bandit without the Smokey?
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A Loveable Character with Flaws
Buford T. Justice
He's dumb…but a loveable shit.
[''talking about Junior'']
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A Clash of Wits and Humor
Little Enos
I'd like to kick your ass.
Buford T. Justice
You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.
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Making Out Like a Bandit
Taglines
Pull out the stops. To heck with the cops. Someone's making out like a bandit.
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Buford T. Justice on Retirement Discontent
Buford T. Justice
Junior, retirement is cat shit.
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Sheriff Reflects on Past Experiences
Buford T. Justice
Oof!
[''sees the girl's breasts'']
Girl at Picnic
What's wrong, Sheriff?
Buford T. Justice
I haven't seen anything like that since I was a little baby.
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Mustard Mishap in Smokey and the Bandit 3
Dusty Trails
Hey, Cledus, you forgot the mustard.
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Humor in Family Dynamics and Identity
Junior
Daddy, my face is all white.
Buford T. Justice
Well, put a little lipstick on, I'll drop you off at a gay bar.
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Cledus Snow's Excitement for the Bandit Role
Cledus Snow
I'm going to be the bandit! I get to wear the hat and drive the car! I love this! Gimme the car!
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Buford T. Justice Expresses Frustration
Buford T. Justice
Will you get away from me, you shit?
[''yelling at Junior'']
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