Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017) - Quotes

Smurfette: [eats a berry] Just think, guys. After all this time, when we've been going about our Smurfy business back home, there's been other Smurfs out there, just like us.

Brainy Smurf: Clumsy? How you doing?

Clumsy Smurf: Okay, I guess.

Brainy Smurf: Just hang tight, Clumsy. I'm not sure how long this'll take, or how long we'll be down here, so, everyone, whatever you do, don't eat all your rations.

Clumsy Smurf: I just ate all my rations!

Hefty Smurf: CLUMSY!

Clumsy Smurf: I'm stress eating!

Hefty Smurf: [sighs, then comes out of the shrub where he was hiding] Sup, Smurfette?

Smurfette: Brainy.

Brainy Smurf: How did you do that?!

Smurfette: And, I assume, Clumsy.

Clumsy Smurf: [he falls to the ground] All good.

Smurfette: What are you guys doing out here?

Hefty Smurf: We knew you were up to something.

Smurfette: This is all my fault, Hefty.

Hefty Smurf: But Smurfette, the Forbidden Forest, it's too dangerous.

Smurfette: I have to at least warn that Lost Village.

Hefty Smurf: Well, we're Team Smurf, and we stick together. So, we're coming with you.

Smurfette: I can't ask you to do that.

Hefty Smurf: You didn't ask.

Clumsy Smurf: We volunteered.

Smurfette: [smiles in compassion] Thanks, guys.

Smurf Storm: Do not try any funny stuff, bug.

Smurf Lily: I am Smurf Lily.

Smurf Blossom: [deep voice; laughs] Look at me, I am a boy Smurf!

Gargamel's Cauldron: ['''Gargamel''': Yes, where? Where does it come from?; '''Gargamel''': Oh, an entire village. Good. Go on, go on.; '''Gargamel''': Yes?; '''Gargamel''': NO! Just start with that. Start with "I don't know". Lousy cheap-o cauldron! [kicks it and hurts his foot in the process, Azrael laughs; shapes the thread into a shape of 3 tall trees] Long have you searched for these creatures of blue, but this hat comes from somewhere new. A village of Smurfs where enchantment grows, the location of which... ...nobody knows. But here is a clue.

Smurf Willow: [Papa Smurf: It is time to rock the cage.] They have an escape plan, but they are going to need our help. Do not be weird.

Smurf Willow: I am Smurf Willow, leader of the Smurfs.

Hefty Smurf: It is like a workout for my eyeballs.

Hefty Smurf: That is what I call talking out of your butt!

Hefty Smurf: Why are my muscles so big?

Hefty Smurf: We are Team Smurf, and we stick together.

Brainy Smurf: [saving Smurfette] Papa. We won't find the answer to in a book.

Brainy Smurf: [repeated line] Really, man?!

Brainy Smurf: One small step, for four small Smurfs.

Brainy Smurf: This machine was not built for a Smurf of your, well, origins.

Brainy Smurf: Why are our legs so short?

Brainy Smurf: Whatever you do, do not eat all your rations!

Clumsy Smurf: Why are our feet so big?

Clumsy Smurf: I just ate all my rations!!!

Clumsy Smurf: I am really freaking OUT, YOU GUYS!!

Gargamel: [last lines of the film, during the credits; Azrael grumbles incoherently; Azrael meows angrily; Azrael scoffs; Azrael grumbles; Azrael meows sadly; Azrael meows incoherently; Azrael yowls, Monty screeches; Azrael meows confusedly; Azrael grumbles incoherently, Gargamel reluctantly reads the credits; Azrael meows frustratedly] I was this close to getting rid of the Smurfs, and you ruined everything. I knew I should have gotten a dog from the shelter. I'm not saying this to be cruel, okay? I'm saying it to be constructive. You're a useless feline. That's just mean. That's mean. There was a line, and you crossed it. I was just jib-jabbing, and you crossed the line and that stung. I demand an apology. You were going to learn this one way or another, but...I am not your real father. But that does not matter now. What matters is destroying the Smurfs. Any thoughts? I mean, I have thoughts. But I always like to spitball off your thoughts. Azrael, I am not going to sugarcoat this. Your ideas are terrible. I can't think with this music! Can someone PLEASE shut off the music?! And what's with all these words...scrolling in front of me? Did the Smurfs do this so that I would be distracted and not be able to destroy them as easily? "Matte painters"? I do not know what that means. Someone just made that up, right? Oh, I feel sorry for whoever "Matte" is. "Look development artists"? Oh yes, of course. Let is develop some looks. Like, maybe an angry look. Because you two totally ruined my plans! Am I going mad, Azrael? For the last time, GET THEM TO SHUT OFF THIS MUSIC!!!

Gargamel: ['''Brainy Smurf''': Really, man?] Check out my wizard mane! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! When I'm through with these Smurfs, I'll have all the power I've ever dreamed of!

Gargamel: [laughs evilly] Prepare for Garmageddon!

Gargamel: [catches Monty in his arms; angrily drops him] Monty! What have they done to you, my glorious bird-of-prey? SMURFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gargamel: Wart of worm and hair of cat, show me the home of this Smurf hat.

Gargamel: [repeated line] Freeze ball!

Gargamel: [first lines, to Smurfette before she turned blue] Now go, and find Smurf Village.

Papa Smurf: [hugs Smurfette, laughs softly] You never cease to amaze me.

Papa Smurf: [during Smurfette's funeral] She never thought she was a real Smurf. But she was the truest Smurf of all.

Papa Smurf: [searching for the Smurfs; noticing four Smurfs are gone] Hefty?! BRAINY?! CLUMSY?!?! Oh, that is not even convincing. When I find those Smurfs, I will ground them for a month of blue moons!

Smurfette: [gasps, realizes what she said and hatches a plan to save the Smurfs] I am not even a real Smurf. I am not a real Smurf!

Smurfette: We are Smurfs. We do the right thing.

Smurfette: Gargamel is wrong about me. It is not my purpose to help him. I am meant to save those Smurfs.