Unleashed Deadliest Creatures on Earth
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They are the deadliest creatures on Earth. They can attack without warning. And they've just been unleashed.
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Summer Begins on August 18th
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On August 18th, Summer Really Begins.
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Prepare for a thrilling experience
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Sit Back. Relax. Enjoy the fright.
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Unrelated Questions in a Tense Situation
Sean:
What was the first thing you ever said to me?
Neville:
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
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Game Strategies in a Crisis Situation
Neville:
Brakes, Troy! Put your ass into it!
Troy:
Uh, this part ain't in the game!
Neville:
Is crashing part of the game, huh?!
Troy:
I don't know, man! I usually just hit reset and start the level over!
Neville:
Oh shit, left! Left! Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
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Video Games and Flight Simulators Discussed
Troy:
It's not a video-game. It's a flight simulator.
Neville:
Is that PlayStation or Xbox?
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Confrontation About Snakes on the Plane
Paul:
Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?
Neville:
I don't have time to explain.
Paul:
Well, you better make time. You put us at risk and you're gonna tell us why.
Neville:
What I'm gonna tell you is to go back downstairs now.
Clarence:
Man, who the hell you think you are?
Sean:
Whoa whoa whoa, okay, look. The snakes are on the plane because... I'm supposed to testify tomorrow against Eddie Kim.
Paul:
Jesus Christ. We're all dead!
Neville:
Not me. It's my job to handle life-and-death situations on a daily basis. It's what I do, and I'm very good at it. Now you can stand there and be the panicked, angry mob and blame him, me and the government for getting you into this. But if you want to survive tonight, you need to save. your energy and start working together. Now what we need to do is go back in there and find all the dead snakes we can so the doctors on the ground will know what kind of antivenoms we need. Whatever you find, you bring it to me. And I don't need to tell you to be careful.
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Childhood Experiences of Pyromania
Claire:
I went through a pyromaniac phase when I was younger.
Neville:
You too, huh?
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Heat and Awareness in Tennessee
Sean:
It's getting hot in here.
Neville:
I'm from Tennessee, I hadn't noticed.
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Snakes Provoked by Unknown Substance
Steven Price:
Snakes don't attack, unless they're provoked. Something up there's making them go crazy, possibly some kind of drug.
Neville:
Well, that's good news: snakes on crack.
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Survival Instructions Amidst Snake Chaos
Neville:
What was the first thing I said?
Sean:
Things have changed! The plane is full of snake--God, "Do as I say and you live!
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Reflections on Past Experiences in the Air
Grace:
Mile High Club. Those were the days.
Grace: [smiling]
Wow, this guy is good.
Grace:
Well, maybe not that good.
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Night Flights and Unconscious Passengers
Claire:
I'm gonna miss these night flights.
Grace:
I like the passengers so much better when they're unconscious.
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Witness Protection and Unexpected Attraction
Sean:
Have you heard of Eddie Kim?
Tiffany:
Who hasn't? Oh! One time I saw on of those cheesy police show remakes where he killed a guy who was a witness against him by cutting out his eyes and feeding them to wild pigs. What have you got to do with him?
Sean:
I'm a witness for the prosecution.
Tiffany:
Oh. That's hot!
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Improvised Weapons on a Plane
Neville:
We need weapons. Do you have any silverware or cutlery?
Claire:
We don't have any silverware. All we have are these--
Neville:
Sporks?
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Tough Relationships in a Challenging Work Environment
Sean:
So, how long you been working with him?
Neville:
Five years, one blown marriage each. He's the toughest son of a bitch I've ever met.
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Confronting Danger on a Flight
Neville Flynn: [extracts his gun]
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE! EVERYBODY STRAP IN! I'm about to open some fuckin windows.
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