Snakes on a Plane Quotes

Steven Price Snakes don't attack, unless they're provoked. Something up there's making them go crazy, possibly some kind of drug.

Neville Well, that's good news: snakes on crack.

Neville Flynn ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE! EVERYBODY STRAP IN! I'm about to open some fuckin windows.

Taglines Sit Back. Relax. Enjoy the fright.

Sean So, how long you been working with him?

Neville Five years, one blown marriage each. He's the toughest son of a bitch I've ever met.

Paul Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?

Neville I don't have time to explain.

Paul Well, you better make time. You put us at risk and you're gonna tell us why.

Neville What I'm gonna tell you is to go back downstairs now.

Clarence Man, who the hell you think you are?

Sean Whoa whoa whoa, okay, look. The snakes are on the plane because... I'm supposed to testify tomorrow against Eddie Kim.

Paul Jesus Christ. We're all dead!

Neville Not me. It's my job to handle life-and-death situations on a daily basis. It's what I do, and I'm very good at it. Now you can stand there and be the panicked, angry mob and blame him, me and the government for getting you into this. But if you want to survive tonight, you need to save. your energy and start working together. Now what we need to do is go back in there and find all the dead snakes we can so the doctors on the ground will know what kind of antivenoms we need. Whatever you find, you bring it to me. And I don't need to tell you to be careful.

Taglines On August 18th, Summer Really Begins.

Taglines They are the deadliest creatures on Earth. They can attack without warning. And they've just been unleashed.

Claire I went through a pyromaniac phase when I was younger.

Neville You too, huh?

Sean Have you heard of Eddie Kim?

Tiffany Who hasn't? Oh! One time I saw on of those cheesy police show remakes where he killed a guy who was a witness against him by cutting out his eyes and feeding them to wild pigs. What have you got to do with him?

Sean I'm a witness for the prosecution.

Tiffany Oh. That's hot!

Neville What was the first thing I said?

Sean Things have changed! The plane is full of snake--God, "Do as I say and you live!

Sean What was the first thing you ever said to me?

Neville What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Sean It's getting hot in here.

Neville I'm from Tennessee, I hadn't noticed.

Grace Mile High Club. Those were the days.

Grace Wow, this guy is good.

Grace Well, maybe not that good.

Claire I'm gonna miss these night flights.

Grace I like the passengers so much better when they're unconscious.

Troy It's not a video-game. It's a flight simulator.

Neville Is that PlayStation or Xbox?

Neville We need weapons. Do you have any silverware or cutlery?

Claire We don't have any silverware. All we have are these--

Neville Sporks?

Neville Brakes, Troy! Put your ass into it!

Troy Uh, this part ain't in the game!

Neville Is crashing part of the game, huh?!

Troy I don't know, man! I usually just hit reset and start the level over!

Neville Oh shit, left! Left! Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!