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Desires for Connection Amid Financial Realities
Bishop
Carl?
Carl
I'd like to have a deep relationship with a beautiful woman who melts from the very first time our eyes meet.
[breathing from helium]
Bishop
We're not getting paid that much, Carl.
Carl
Well, you know, someone like Liz.
Bishop
We're definitely not getting paid that much.
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The Dangers of Trusting Others
Taglines
To trust can be murder.
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The Power of Money and Its Consequences
Cosmo
What's wrong with this country, Marty? Money. You taught me that. Evil defense contractors had it, noble causes did not. Politicians are bought and sold like so much chattel. Our problems multiply. Pollution, crime, drugs, poverty, disease, hunger, despair; we throw gobs of money at them! The problems always get worse. Why is that? Because money's most powerful ability is to allow bad people to continue doing bad things at the expense of those who don't have it.
Bishop
I agree. Now who did you say you were working for?
Cosmo
Oh, that's just my day job.
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Prison Insights on Organized Crime
Cosmo
There I was in prison, and one day I helped some nice older gentlemen make some free telephone calls. They turned out to be... let us say, good family men.
Bishop
Organized crime?
Cosmo
Ha, don't kid yourself. It's not that organized.
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Conflict Between Loyalty and Betrayal
Cosmo
I cannot kill my friend. Kill my friend.
[to his henchmen]
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Political Party's Financial Crisis Unveiled
TV Anchorman
In a surprise announcement, the Republican National Committee has revealed it is bankrupt. A spokesman for the party said they had plenty of money in their accounts last week, but today they just don't know where the money has gone. But not everybody is going begging. Amnesty International, Greenpeace and the United Negro College Fund announced record earnings this week, due mostly to large, anonymous donations.
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Secrets of Identity and Authority in Sneakers
Buddy Wallace
And then, there's Martin Bishop... He doesn't seem to have a past.
[looks at a folder while Martin has a blank stare. Wallace turns the folder to show it has no papers]
Bishop
I'm sorry, but I don't work for the government.
[Walks away]
Dick Gordon
We do. ].
[Shows a card; [w:National Security Agency|National Security Agency]
Bishop
Ah. You're the guys I hear breathing on the other end of my phone.
Gordon
No, that's the FBI. We're not chartered for domestic surveillance.
Bishop
Oh, I see. You just overthrow governments. Set up friendly dictators.
Gordon
No, that's the CIA. We protect our government's communications, we try to break the other fella's codes. We're the good guys, Marty.
Bishop
Gee, I can't tell you what a relief that is...Dick.
Gordon
Change your mind, call us at this number... Mr. Brice.
[gives Bishop a folded piece of paper]
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Concealed technology and conspiracy theories discussed
Mother
Okay, boss, this LTX-71 concealable mike is part of the same system that NASA used when they faked the Apollo Moon landings. They had the astronauts broadcast around the world from a sound stage at ] in ]. So it worked for them, shouldn't give us too many problems.
[[w:Norton Air Force Base|Norton Air Force Base; [w:San Bernardino, California|San Bernadino, California]
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Perception Shapes Financial Stability and Behavior
Cosmo
In prison I learned that everything in this world, including money, operates not on reality...
Bishop
...but the perception of reality.
Cosmo
Posit: people think a bank might be financially shaky.
Bishop
Consequence: people start to withdraw their money.
Cosmo
Result: pretty soon it is financially shaky.
Bishop
Conclusion: you can make banks fail.
Cosmo
Bzzt. I've already done that. Maybe you've heard about a few? Think bigger.
Bishop
Stock market?
Cosmo
Yes.
Bishop
Currency market?
Cosmo
Yes.
Bishop
Commodities market?
Cosmo
Yes.
Bishop
Small countries?
Cosmo
With luck, I might even be able to crash the whole damned system. Destroy all records of ownership. Think of it, Marty. No more rich people, no more poor people, everybody's the same, isn't that what we said we always wanted?
Bishop
Cos, you haven't gone crazy on me, have you?
Cosmo
Who else is going to change the world, Marty? ]?
[[w:Greenpeace|Greenpeace]
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Breakthrough in Cryptography Explained
Liz
Oh, my God.
[upon seeing the data for the Air Traffic Control System]
Mother
How is this possible?
Whistler
Cryptography systems are based on mathematical problems so complex they cannot be solved without a key.
Liz
Jannek must have figured out a way to solve those problems without the key and he hard-wired it into that chip.
Crease
Turn it off.
Whistler
Anybody want to crash some passenger jets?
Crease
I said turn it off.
Bishop
Turn it off!
[shuts down computer]
Carl
So, it's a code-breaker.
[contemplates]
Bishop
No, it's The code-breaker. No more secrets.
[leaves]
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The Allure and Burden of Power
Cosmo
You could have had the power.
Bishop
I don't want it.
Cosmo
Don't you know the places we can go with this?
Bishop
Yeah, I do. There's nobody there.
Cosmo
Exactly! The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money, it's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.
Bishop
I don't care.
[walks away]
Cosmo
I don't expect other people to understand this but I do expect you to understand this. We started this journey together.
Bishop
It wasn't a journey, Cos. It was a prank.
Cosmo
There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!
Bishop
If I were you, I'd destroy that thing.
Cosmo
Don't go. Don't go.
[aims at Bish's head as he prepares to go down the ladder]
Bishop
You do what you have to do, Cos, but if you want to stop me, you'll have to pull the trigger. You.
[leaves]
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Unexpected Heroes in Unlikely Roles
Taglines
A burglar, a spy, a fugitive, a delinquent, a hacker, and a piano teacher... and these are the good guys.
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Miscommunication and Tension Among Characters
Crease
Don't tell me you can't do it because I know you can. And don't tell me you won't do it because I've got to have it. I need to know, and I need to know now.
Mother
Guys, that federal building's been scheduled for demolition since August. Housed the ] and Department of Agriculture. Been vacant for a month.
[[w:Federal Trade Commission|Federal Trade Commission]
Carl
The NSA never had an office in San Francisco. Their West Coast operations are out of Los Angeles.
[checks out the Yellow Pages]
Crease
Oh, God. Yeah, thanks. Jannek's grant is from the NSA. How could you be so goddamn stupid?!? Two guys show up, say they're government, and you just buy it.
[shocked; hangs up; throws phone in disgust; to Marty]
Whistler
They probably were government - just not ours.
[everybody looks at him]
Bishop
Everybody pack up whatever you can. This place isn't safe.
[gets revolver]
Mother
What are you doing?
Bishop
I'm going to a concert.
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Divided Motivations in a High-Stakes Situation
Bishop
The probable level of security is very low. But if you guys don't want to take that chance just to keep me out of jail, fine, I understand, I'll do it.
Whistler
Well, Bish, I can't speak for the other guys, but I'm in it for the money, I don't care if you go to jail.
Carl
Me neither. I'm in.
Mother
Uh... could we maybe just go back to the "they might kill us" part?
Bishop
Mother, if I thought that was likely to happen, I wouldn't bring this to you. But there is a risk.
Whistler
And it pays $175,000!
Mother
I'm in.
Crease
You guys will be chalk outlines without me. All right, what do we need?
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A Request for Personal Connection
Bishop
Carl?
Carl
The, uh, young lady with the Uzi, is she single?
[to Bernard Abbot]
Bishop
Uh, you know, Carl. Carl, this is the brass ring. Now you've got to think bigger thoughts.
[sets Carl aside]
Carl
I just want her telephone number, that's all. Please?
Bishop
Hey Abby, how about a lunch? You can chaperon.
Bernard Abbot
No, I will not do this.
[Male NSA agents smirk]
Bishop
Hey, Abby, Abby, come on, now the FBI'd give him twins-
Abbot
NO!
NSA Agent Mary
Wait a second. You can have anything you want, and you're asking for my phone number?
Carl
Yes.
NSA Agent Mary
273-9164. Area code 415.
Carl
Thanks. I'm Carl.
[offers hand]
NSA Agent Mary
I'm Mary.
[smiles while shaking Carl's hand]
Abbot
I'm going to be sick. Are we done here?
Bishop
Not yet. Whistler?
Whistler
I want peace on earth and good will toward man.
Abbot
Oh, this is ridiculous.
Bishop
He's serious.
Whistler
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.
Abbot
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
Bishop
You're just gonna have to try.
Abbot
All right, I'll see what I can do.
Whistler
Thank you very much. That's all I ask.
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Clarifying the Fate of a Character
Crease
Now what are you saying, the ] killed ]?
[[w:National Security Agency|NSA; [John F. Kennedy|Kennedy]
Mother
No, they shot him but they didn't kill him. He's still alive.
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The Consequences of Revealing Secrets
Taglines
We could tell you what it's about. But then, of course, we'd have to kill you.
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