Sneakers (1992) - Quotes

Unexpected Heroes in Unlikely Roles

Taglines: A burglar, a spy, a fugitive, a delinquent, a hacker, and a piano teacher... and these are the good guys.

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The Dangers of Trusting Others

Taglines: To trust can be murder.

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The Consequences of Revealing Secrets

Taglines: We could tell you what it's about. But then, of course, we'd have to kill you.

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A Request for Personal Connection

Bishop: Carl?

Carl: [to Bernard Abbot] The, uh, young lady with the Uzi, is she single?

Bishop: [sets Carl aside] Uh, you know, Carl. Carl, this is the brass ring. Now you've got to think bigger thoughts.

Carl: I just want her telephone number, that's all. Please?

Bishop: Hey Abby, how about a lunch? You can chaperon.

Bernard Abbot: [Male NSA agents smirk] No, I will not do this.

Bishop: Hey, Abby, Abby, come on, now the FBI'd give him twins-

Abbot: NO!

NSA Agent Mary: Wait a second. You can have anything you want, and you're asking for my phone number?

Carl: Yes.

NSA Agent Mary: 273-9164. Area code 415.

Carl: [offers hand] Thanks. I'm Carl.

NSA Agent Mary: [smiles while shaking Carl's hand] I'm Mary.

Abbot: I'm going to be sick. Are we done here?

Bishop: Not yet. Whistler?

Whistler: I want peace on earth and good will toward man.

Abbot: Oh, this is ridiculous.

Bishop: He's serious.

Whistler: I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.

Abbot: We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.

Bishop: You're just gonna have to try.

Abbot: All right, I'll see what I can do.

Whistler: Thank you very much. That's all I ask.

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The Allure and Burden of Power

Cosmo: You could have had the power.

Bishop: I don't want it.

Cosmo: Don't you know the places we can go with this?

Bishop: Yeah, I do. There's nobody there.

Cosmo: Exactly! The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money, it's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Bishop: [walks away] I don't care.

Cosmo: I don't expect other people to understand this but I do expect you to understand this. We started this journey together.

Bishop: It wasn't a journey, Cos. It was a prank.

Cosmo: There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!

Bishop: If I were you, I'd destroy that thing.

Cosmo: [aims at Bish's head as he prepares to go down the ladder] Don't go. Don't go.

Bishop: [leaves] You do what you have to do, Cos, but if you want to stop me, you'll have to pull the trigger. You.

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Perception Shapes Financial Stability and Behavior

Cosmo: In prison I learned that everything in this world, including money, operates not on reality...

Bishop: ...but the perception of reality.

Cosmo: Posit: people think a bank might be financially shaky.

Bishop: Consequence: people start to withdraw their money.

Cosmo: Result: pretty soon it is financially shaky.

Bishop: Conclusion: you can make banks fail.

Cosmo: Bzzt. I've already done that. Maybe you've heard about a few? Think bigger.

Bishop: Stock market?

Cosmo: Yes.

Bishop: Currency market?

Cosmo: Yes.

Bishop: Commodities market?

Cosmo: Yes.

Bishop: Small countries?

Cosmo: With luck, I might even be able to crash the whole damned system. Destroy all records of ownership. Think of it, Marty. No more rich people, no more poor people, everybody's the same, isn't that what we said we always wanted?

Bishop: Cos, you haven't gone crazy on me, have you?

Cosmo: [[w:Greenpeace|Greenpeace] Who else is going to change the world, Marty? ]?

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The Power of Money and Its Consequences

Cosmo: What's wrong with this country, Marty? Money. You taught me that. Evil defense contractors had it, noble causes did not. Politicians are bought and sold like so much chattel. Our problems multiply. Pollution, crime, drugs, poverty, disease, hunger, despair; we throw gobs of money at them! The problems always get worse. Why is that? Because money's most powerful ability is to allow bad people to continue doing bad things at the expense of those who don't have it.

Bishop: I agree. Now who did you say you were working for?

Cosmo: Oh, that's just my day job.

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Prison Insights on Organized Crime

Cosmo: There I was in prison, and one day I helped some nice older gentlemen make some free telephone calls. They turned out to be... let us say, good family men.

Bishop: Organized crime?

Cosmo: Ha, don't kid yourself. It's not that organized.

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Clarifying the Fate of a Character

Crease: [[w:National Security Agency|NSA; [John F. Kennedy|Kennedy] Now what are you saying, the ] killed ]?

Mother: No, they shot him but they didn't kill him. He's still alive.

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Miscommunication and Tension Among Characters

Crease: Don't tell me you can't do it because I know you can. And don't tell me you won't do it because I've got to have it. I need to know, and I need to know now.

Mother: [[w:Federal Trade Commission|Federal Trade Commission] Guys, that federal building's been scheduled for demolition since August. Housed the ] and Department of Agriculture. Been vacant for a month.

Carl: [checks out the Yellow Pages] The NSA never had an office in San Francisco. Their West Coast operations are out of Los Angeles.

Crease: [shocked; hangs up; throws phone in disgust; to Marty] Oh, God. Yeah, thanks. Jannek's grant is from the NSA. How could you be so goddamn stupid?!? Two guys show up, say they're government, and you just buy it.

Whistler: [everybody looks at him] They probably were government - just not ours.

Bishop: [gets revolver] Everybody pack up whatever you can. This place isn't safe.

Mother: What are you doing?

Bishop: I'm going to a concert.

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Breakthrough in Cryptography Explained

Liz: [upon seeing the data for the Air Traffic Control System] Oh, my God.

Mother: How is this possible?

Whistler: Cryptography systems are based on mathematical problems so complex they cannot be solved without a key.

Liz: Jannek must have figured out a way to solve those problems without the key and he hard-wired it into that chip.

Crease: Turn it off.

Whistler: Anybody want to crash some passenger jets?

Crease: I said turn it off.

Bishop: [shuts down computer] Turn it off!

Carl: [contemplates] So, it's a code-breaker.

Bishop: [leaves] No, it's The code-breaker. No more secrets.

Desires for Connection Amid Financial Realities

Bishop: Carl?

Carl: [breathing from helium] I'd like to have a deep relationship with a beautiful woman who melts from the very first time our eyes meet.

Bishop: We're not getting paid that much, Carl.

Carl: Well, you know, someone like Liz.

Bishop: We're definitely not getting paid that much.

Divided Motivations in a High-Stakes Situation

Bishop: The probable level of security is very low. But if you guys don't want to take that chance just to keep me out of jail, fine, I understand, I'll do it.

Whistler: Well, Bish, I can't speak for the other guys, but I'm in it for the money, I don't care if you go to jail.

Carl: Me neither. I'm in.

Mother: Uh... could we maybe just go back to the "they might kill us" part?

Bishop: Mother, if I thought that was likely to happen, I wouldn't bring this to you. But there is a risk.

Whistler: And it pays $175,000!

Mother: I'm in.

Crease: You guys will be chalk outlines without me. All right, what do we need?

Secrets of Identity and Authority in Sneakers

Buddy Wallace: [looks at a folder while Martin has a blank stare. Wallace turns the folder to show it has no papers] And then, there's Martin Bishop... He doesn't seem to have a past.

Bishop: [Walks away] I'm sorry, but I don't work for the government.

Dick Gordon: [Shows a card; [w:National Security Agency|National Security Agency] We do. ].

Bishop: Ah. You're the guys I hear breathing on the other end of my phone.

Gordon: No, that's the FBI. We're not chartered for domestic surveillance.

Bishop: Oh, I see. You just overthrow governments. Set up friendly dictators.

Gordon: No, that's the CIA. We protect our government's communications, we try to break the other fella's codes. We're the good guys, Marty.

Bishop: Gee, I can't tell you what a relief that is...Dick.

Gordon: [gives Bishop a folded piece of paper] Change your mind, call us at this number... Mr. Brice.

Political Party's Financial Crisis Unveiled

TV Anchorman: In a surprise announcement, the Republican National Committee has revealed it is bankrupt. A spokesman for the party said they had plenty of money in their accounts last week, but today they just don't know where the money has gone. But not everybody is going begging. Amnesty International, Greenpeace and the United Negro College Fund announced record earnings this week, due mostly to large, anonymous donations.

Concealed technology and conspiracy theories discussed

Mother: [[w:Norton Air Force Base|Norton Air Force Base; [w:San Bernardino, California|San Bernadino, California] Okay, boss, this LTX-71 concealable mike is part of the same system that NASA used when they faked the Apollo Moon landings. They had the astronauts broadcast around the world from a sound stage at ] in ]. So it worked for them, shouldn't give us too many problems.