Name: Snow Day
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Family
Released: 2000-02-11
Duration: 89 min
Rating: 5.1
Cast: Mark Webber, Schuyler Fisk, Zena Grey, Chris Elliott, Chevy Chase

Snow Day

Introduction of a New Character

Chuck Say hi to Greg, he'll be hurting you today.

Greg Hi there!

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Excitement Over Snowy Weather

Natalie SNOOOOWWWW!!!!!

[upon seeing snow]

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Frozen Rules on a Snow Day

Taglines Roads closed. Schools shut. Rules were made to be frozen!

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Misunderstood Preferences in a Thoughtful Gift

Lane You should see what he can do when he's really trying.

Claire You made this for me? Why?

Hal It's your favorite animal! The whale! You know, nature's gentle giant?

Claire But, but I like zebras.

Hal Then how come you have a whale charm on your bracelet?

Claire You have my bracelet? How does he have my bracelet?

Lane Destiny. Pure destiny.

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Anticipating Reactions to Unexpected Romance

Hal I wonder what people are gonna say when hear about Claire falling in love with me.

Lane I know what Chuck is gonna say. Prepare to die waste case.

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The Essence of True Love in Ten Minutes

Lane Hal, what are you doing here? What is all this?

Hal Wasn't it you, who said that true love is all about finding someone you can stand to be around for ten minutes at a time?

Lane Yeah...

Hal Got ten minutes?

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Announcement of School Closure Due to Snow

Radio With last nights record snowfall grinding the Syracuse area to a halt, the National Weather service has issued a travelers advisory for today. I'm sure you're wondering whats been closed, so lets get right to it. The following are closed for today. Flightins dool'n dye, the Carousel Mall, the health farm, Blarnums cauderoy shop, and finally the weekly poker game at my house. That concludes the list of closings for today.

Principal Weaver Ah-Hah!

Natalie No, they can't do this to us.

Radio Oh, and I forgot one. All schools are officially closed for a Snow Day.

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Creative Snowball Options for Fun

Natalie Snowball. Now.

Chet What do you need? I got the standard slushball, always dependable. The ever popular moon ball, the last thing he sees is you mooning him. I got the jelly-filled snownut, and this one... speaks for itself.

[holds up a yellow snowball]

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The Realities of Love and Relationships

Lane Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets, and destiny. It's about...finding someone you can stand to be around for ten minutes at a time.

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Unrequited Love and Bold Aspirations

Hal While my sister Natalie worried about the fate of an entire season, I had my mind on more important things. Her name was Claire Bonner. Was I obsessed? Let's just say I know the exact number of times she blinks per minute. Interesting. You see, that particular dive was telling me that she's looking for a new love in her life. You know, someone bold, fresh, sexy.

[narrating; sees Claire Bonner on the diving board; Claire dives into the pool; spken]

Lane Hal, Claire Bonner wouldn't spit on you if your hair was on fire. To people like her, people like you are invisible.

Hal All right, so you guys think I'm invisible? Then, I guess she won't see me when I do this. All right. So, I'm invisible, but the day will come when Claire Bonner will finally see just what she's been missing. Yeah, she saw what she was missing: Me, Hal Brandston, Mr. Smooth. My original idea was to stay underwater until I died. But, luckily the deep end had other plans for me. It was destiny.

[waves at Claire, but she doesn't notice; slips on water-covered tiles, yells, and falls in the pool as the movie freeze-frames; narrating; movie resumes, and Lane and Bill laugh as Hal sinks to the bottom of the pool and Claire notices; notices Claire's anklet with whale charm, and picks it up]

Bill Dude, just go over there, and give her the bracelet. I mean, this is your big chance.

Hal Don't you think I know that already? I'm just waiting for the right moment.

Chuck Hey, babe. Hop in, everyone's waiting for us at the diner.

[arrives in his car]

Claire Go away.

[not interested]

Chuck Claire bear, what is goin on here? You don't return my calls. You won't talk to me.

Claire I told you, I needed some time to think.

Chuck What's there to think about? You're Claire Bonner and I'm Chuck Wheeler. America's dream team.

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A Perfect Snow Angel Without Handprints

Lane I'm going. But, Claire, you gotta come with me. Hal's expecting you. I know, you hardly even know the guy. But...you know, when you're making a snow angel, and you wanna make it perfect, but you can't because there's always that handprint you make when you climb out...But with Hal, there's no handprint.

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Comment on Poor Reflexes

Lane You have the reflexes of a dead cow.

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Wasted Opportunities on a Snow Day

Lane Can't believe I wasted a whole snow day on this.

Hal Oh, and what mind blowing thing didn't you get to do today? Please tell me.

Lane You don't wanna know.

Hal Yes, Lane, I do.

Lane This. You said anything can happen. Surprise.

[suddenly turns around and kisses a stunned Hal]

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Accusation of dishonesty during a snow day

Tom Brandston First one, my butt! Liar!! Liar!!

[throwing snowballs at a billboard of Chad Symmonz]

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The Science of Snow and Water Formation

Hal This is where it begins. Two atoms of hydrogen bond with a single atom of oxygen to form H2O, otherwise known as water. Then if all goes well, the temperature drops below freezing, the water crystalizes and a pretty brilliant thing happens.

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Embrace Possibilities on a Snow Day

Hal So, today if you're wondering what to do next, try something new. Me. It's a snow day, Claire. Anything can happen.

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The Imperfection of Snow Angels

Lane You know, the problem with making snow angels, is you can never make an absolutely perfect one. I mean there's always gonna be that handprint you make when you climb out.

[while making a snow angel]

Hal Come here. Not always.

[helps her up, leaving the snow angel unblemished]

Lane It's perfect.

Hal Sure is.

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The Magic of a Snow Day

Hal If you ask me, the miracle isn't how each snowflake is perfectly formed. The real winter miracle is what can happen afterward. It's called a Snow Day. Its a day kids live for. Schools close, roads disappear, grown men weep. My sister Natalie says anything can happen on a Snow Day. This is the story of one of those days. The day that changed the lives of me and my family forever.

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