31 quotes
A Call to Embrace Reality
Jessica
Let's take a field trip to reality for a second.
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The Importance of Rules in Society
Jessica
Without rules there's chaos.
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Sisters United in Life and Death
Taglines
Sisters for life... and death.
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Navigating Friendship and Sarcasm in Stressful Times
Jessica
Ugh, This is so stupid. We are missing out on the part of the year.
Cassidy
I know, how inconvinent. Why couldn't Ellie have had a nervous breakdown tomorrow?
Jessica
You know Cassidy, your sarcasm makes you sound like a bitch and nobody likes a bitch.
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Doubt and Denial Among Friends
Ellie
Megan's alive, you guys.
[really scared]
Jessica
Ellie, you're being borderline retarded right now. She's not alive. Garret is doing this.
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Secrets of the Past Haunt the Present
Taglines
They lost their friend because of a secret they would never tell. Now their past is coming back...to kill them.
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Questioning the Nature of Implants
Jessica
what about those implants? Does silicone float?
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When Fun Turns Dangerous
Taglines
It's all fun and games until someone gets stabbed with a tire iron.
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Misunderstanding Leads to Accusations of Guilt
Mrs. Crenshaw
I saw what you did.
[pointing the rifle at the girls]
Jessica
We didn't mean to kill Megan.
[whispering]
Mrs. Crenshaw
Kill Megan? I was talking about you trashing my house.
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Appreciation for Supportive Friendships
Chugs
Ellie, I love you because you're always there to help with homework. You're like a spellcheck with a nice rack.
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Friendship and Cultural Identity in Sorority Row
Jessica
Claire. I like being your friend because... it makes me multicultural without having to do anything.
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A Character Reflects on Serious Issues
Chugs
I don't have time to play Catch me, rape me.
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A Toast to Friendship and Fun
Chugs
Cheers, slut.
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A Hair-raising Conversation Between Friends
Jessica
I'm gonna deal with you later!
Maggie
You might wanna deal with that hair first, because it looks like shit.
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A Plea for Survival
Jessica
Please God, don't let me get killed.
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Uncertainty Amidst Tragedy and Panic
Mrs. Crenshaw
Talk.
[pointing the rifle at the girls]
Cassidy
Okay, listen, it was an accident and we'll explain everything later but right now, Clair is dead, Mickey's dead, Chugs is dead and we don't know if Megan's alive or not.
Maggie
Wait, so Megan's not dead?
Jessica
We don't know! We need to get the hell out of here.
Mrs. Crenshaw
Who else is here?
Jessica
Kyle.
Mrs. Crenshaw
Is he in on this thing?
Jessica
No.
[nervously]
Mrs. Crenshaw
Lie to me again.
[cocking the rifle and aiming it at her]
Jessica
Okay, I told Kyle about Megan.
Cassidy
Of course you did! What's with this sisters for life crap, huh? Was I the only one that didn't tell anybody?!?
Mrs. Crenshaw
Where is Kyle?
Maggie
Don't look at me! He left as soon as he heard you coming.
[as they turn to her]
Mrs. Crenshaw
Well, he, she or it is about to get two rounds to the face. You girls wait in Jessica's room and call the police.
Jessica
Wow. Who knew Mrs. Crenshaw was such a bad-ass?
[stunned, as they file into the bedroom]
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Dark Humor in a Tense Situation
Cassidy
Where is everybody?
Claire
Probably dead.
Jessica
Yeah, and the corpses drove their cars home. Idiot!
Claire
Bitch.
Jessica
Bucky? Where did everybody go?
Bucky
After-party at Rho Sigma Nu.
Jessica
What's that noise?
Bucky
The Jacuzzi. It overheated. See you guys there?
Cassidy
I still can't get Chugs on the phone.
Claire
Maybe Megan won't kill us. I mean, we are sisters. Sisters for life, right?
Jessica
Yeah, that ought to trump dumping her down a mineshaft.
Cassidy
We cannot just leave his body at the lake.
Jessica
I don't care what you guys do, but I'm going to go find Kyle to make sure he's okay and then I'm getting my stuff and I'm getting the hell out of here!, and never looking back!
[Jessica walks through Ellie and Cassidy, bumping Cassidy's shoulder and goes to the house.]
Claire
I'm going to shut that thing off.
[irritated.; She begins to go to the jacuzzi.]
Ellie
No! Wait! Don't go alone.
Claire
I'm good.
[turns to Ellie, holding the flare gun.]
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Friendship and Accountability in Crisis
Jessica
What?
[agitated]
Claire
I keep thinking about that text.
Jessica
Claire! Garrett is a little bitch. He says we made him kill Megan? As if. Seriously, Clair, grow a pair.
[breathing deep]
Claire
Jessica, I've always had your back.
Jessica
But you've never had a backbone.
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A Deadly Secret Among Friends
Taglines
They Share A Killer Secret.
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Theta Pi's Deadly Secret
Taglines
The Sisters of Theta Pi Are Dying To Keep a Secret.
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Deciding How to Handle a Body
Chugs
It's a body. Do we wrap it in the blanket as it is, or do we chop it into little pieces first?
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Friendship Priorities in a Sorority Setting
Jessica
Cassidy, my room. Theta toast. Now.
Cassidy
You seen Andy?
Jessica
Hoes before bros.
[pulling her inside]
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Confrontation Over Sexual Orientation
Chugs
Whatever loser. It's not my fault that you're gay.
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Jessica's Comment on Megan's Struggles
Jessica
(about the fake pills Megan took) Too bad it doesn't prevent bulimia, that's something Megan could actually use.
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Desperate Plea Amidst Dark Humor
Jessica
Please, god, don't let me get killed, please, god, don't let me get killed
Cassidy
Stop, giving him ideas!
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Appreciating Artistry in Friendship Dynamics
Cassidy
I love you Jessica because you make being a bitch an art form.
Jessica
Here, here.
[miffed]
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Finding a Possible Escape
Ellie
I don't see a way out of this.
Jessica
Well maybe there is.
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Loyalty Among Sisters in Sorority Life
Jessica
you cheat on one theta, you cheat on every theta
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Jessica Questions the Cause of the Fire
Jessica
(seeing the burning trees) Oh, Shit. Who set the house on fire?
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Frustration Over Romantic Choices
Jessica
(referring to Kyle) Well, i'm fucking the wrong guy!
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Jessica's Reaction to Megan's Condition
Jessica
(referring to Megan's corpse) Is that Megan? She looks terrible.
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