When Fun Turns Dangerous
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It's all fun and games until someone gets stabbed with a tire iron.
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Secrets of the Past Haunt the Present
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They lost their friend because of a secret they would never tell. Now their past is coming back...to kill them.
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Theta Pi's Deadly Secret
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The Sisters of Theta Pi Are Dying To Keep a Secret.
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A Deadly Secret Among Friends
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They Share A Killer Secret.
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Sisters United in Life and Death
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Sisters for life... and death.
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Uncertainty Amidst Tragedy and Panic
Mrs. Crenshaw: [pointing the rifle at the girls]
Talk.
Cassidy:
Okay, listen, it was an accident and we'll explain everything later but right now, Clair is dead, Mickey's dead, Chugs is dead and we don't know if Megan's alive or not.
Maggie:
Wait, so Megan's not dead?
Jessica:
We don't know! We need to get the hell out of here.
Mrs. Crenshaw:
Who else is here?
Jessica:
Kyle.
Mrs. Crenshaw:
Is he in on this thing?
Jessica: [nervously]
No.
Mrs. Crenshaw: [cocking the rifle and aiming it at her]
Lie to me again.
Jessica:
Okay, I told Kyle about Megan.
Cassidy:
Of course you did! What's with this sisters for life crap, huh? Was I the only one that didn't tell anybody?!?
Mrs. Crenshaw:
Where is Kyle?
Maggie: [as they turn to her]
Don't look at me! He left as soon as he heard you coming.
Mrs. Crenshaw:
Well, he, she or it is about to get two rounds to the face. You girls wait in Jessica's room and call the police.
Jessica: [stunned, as they file into the bedroom]
Wow. Who knew Mrs. Crenshaw was such a bad-ass?
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Doubt and Denial Among Friends
Ellie: [really scared]
Megan's alive, you guys.
Jessica:
Ellie, you're being borderline retarded right now. She's not alive. Garret is doing this.
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Navigating Friendship and Sarcasm in Stressful Times
Jessica:
Ugh, This is so stupid. We are missing out on the part of the year.
Cassidy:
I know, how inconvinent. Why couldn't Ellie have had a nervous breakdown tomorrow?
Jessica:
You know Cassidy, your sarcasm makes you sound like a bitch and nobody likes a bitch.
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Dark Humor in a Tense Situation
Cassidy:
Where is everybody?
Claire:
Probably dead.
Jessica:
Yeah, and the corpses drove their cars home. Idiot!
Claire:
Bitch.
Jessica:
Bucky? Where did everybody go?
Bucky:
After-party at Rho Sigma Nu.
Jessica:
What's that noise?
Bucky:
The Jacuzzi. It overheated. See you guys there?
Cassidy:
I still can't get Chugs on the phone.
Claire:
Maybe Megan won't kill us. I mean, we are sisters. Sisters for life, right?
Jessica:
Yeah, that ought to trump dumping her down a mineshaft.
Cassidy:
We cannot just leave his body at the lake.
Jessica: [Jessica walks through Ellie and Cassidy, bumping Cassidy's shoulder and goes to the house.]
I don't care what you guys do, but I'm going to go find Kyle to make sure he's okay and then I'm getting my stuff and I'm getting the hell out of here!, and never looking back!
Claire: [irritated.; She begins to go to the jacuzzi.]
I'm going to shut that thing off.
Ellie:
No! Wait! Don't go alone.
Claire: [turns to Ellie, holding the flare gun.]
I'm good.
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Friendship Priorities in a Sorority Setting
Jessica:
Cassidy, my room. Theta toast. Now.
Cassidy:
You seen Andy?
Jessica: [pulling her inside]
Hoes before bros.
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Misunderstanding Leads to Accusations of Guilt
Mrs. Crenshaw: [pointing the rifle at the girls]
I saw what you did.
Jessica: [whispering]
We didn't mean to kill Megan.
Mrs. Crenshaw:
Kill Megan? I was talking about you trashing my house.
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Friendship and Accountability in Crisis
Jessica: [agitated]
What?
Claire:
I keep thinking about that text.
Jessica: [breathing deep]
Claire! Garrett is a little bitch. He says we made him kill Megan? As if. Seriously, Clair, grow a pair.
Claire:
Jessica, I've always had your back.
Jessica:
But you've never had a backbone.
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Desperate Plea Amidst Dark Humor
Jessica:
Please, god, don't let me get killed, please, god, don't let me get killed
Cassidy:
Stop, giving him ideas!
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A Hair-raising Conversation Between Friends
Jessica:
I'm gonna deal with you later!
Maggie:
You might wanna deal with that hair first, because it looks like shit.
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Appreciating Artistry in Friendship Dynamics
Cassidy:
I love you Jessica because you make being a bitch an art form.
Jessica: [miffed]
Here, here.
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Finding a Possible Escape
Ellie:
I don't see a way out of this.
Jessica:
Well maybe there is.
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Loyalty Among Sisters in Sorority Life
Jessica:
you cheat on one theta, you cheat on every theta
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Questioning the Nature of Implants
Jessica:
what about those implants? Does silicone float?
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The Importance of Rules in Society
Jessica:
Without rules there's chaos.
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Frustration Over Romantic Choices
Jessica:
(referring to Kyle) Well, i'm fucking the wrong guy!
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A Call to Embrace Reality
Jessica:
Let's take a field trip to reality for a second.
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Jessica's Reaction to Megan's Condition
Jessica:
(referring to Megan's corpse) Is that Megan? She looks terrible.
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Friendship and Cultural Identity in Sorority Row
Jessica:
Claire. I like being your friend because... it makes me multicultural without having to do anything.
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Jessica Questions the Cause of the Fire
Jessica:
(seeing the burning trees) Oh, Shit. Who set the house on fire?
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Jessica's Comment on Megan's Struggles
Jessica:
(about the fake pills Megan took) Too bad it doesn't prevent bulimia, that's something Megan could actually use.
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A Plea for Survival
Jessica:
Please God, don't let me get killed.
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A Toast to Friendship and Fun
Chugs:
Cheers, slut.
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Confrontation Over Sexual Orientation
Chugs:
Whatever loser. It's not my fault that you're gay.
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Appreciation for Supportive Friendships
Chugs:
Ellie, I love you because you're always there to help with homework. You're like a spellcheck with a nice rack.
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A Character Reflects on Serious Issues
Chugs:
I don't have time to play Catch me, rape me.
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Deciding How to Handle a Body
Chugs:
It's a body. Do we wrap it in the blanket as it is, or do we chop it into little pieces first?
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