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Searching for Crew in Gunglvyck Jungle
Titan
You could help me find my crew.
Zartog
There are more?
Splork
Two others. We, uh, lost them in Gunglvyck Jungle.
Zartog
What kind of idiot would go in there?
Titan
Ham.
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Unexpected Conversations Among Unlikely Characters
Bill Gates
Oh, I don't know what makes me happier-- ]'s unified field theory... or watching monkeys on a treadmill.
[[Einstein]
Titan
: I am Titan, I am strong!
[singing]
Ham
: No one wants to sing along. Get a life, one two. You're lame, Three, four. What?
[singing; throws banana peel at Titan and he slips; Luna looking at Ham, mad]
Dr. Bob
And to think, I almost dropped out of ] to start a software company. Who's laughing now, Bill Gates?
[[Harvard]
Bill Gates
Memorizing sequences is a vital test of the chimps brain capacity.
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Luna's Frustration with Comet's Behavior
Luna
Let me just say one thing.
Comet
Luna's alive!
[listening through radio]
Luna
You are the most annoying, obnoxious, self-centered creature I've met.
Houston
Ham's alive.
[listening through radio]
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Crew Discipline and Unexpected Reactions
Ham
Ow! Easy on the fur, "Furious George"!
Titan
Unruly Crew member has been detained.
Ham
Ow!
Titan
Enact regulation number 815.
Ham
What's regulation 815?
[sarcastically]
Ham
Guys! I gotta pee!
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Miscommunication in a Crisis Situation
Luna
Lieutenant's log: We are stranded on a hostile alien ]. Commander Titan has been kidnapped-
[recording; [planet]
Ham
And we're falling in ]!
[[love]
Luna
No, we're not! Ignore that last part! Delete! Delete!
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