Crew Discipline and Unexpected Reactions
Ham:
Ow! Easy on the fur, "Furious George"!
Titan:
Unruly Crew member has been detained.
Ham:
Ow!
Titan:
Enact regulation number 815.
Ham: [sarcastically]
What's regulation 815?
Ham:
Guys! I gotta pee!
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Miscommunication in a Crisis Situation
Luna: [recording; [planet]
Lieutenant's log: We are stranded on a hostile alien ]. Commander Titan has been kidnapped-
Ham: [[love]
And we're falling in ]!
Luna:
No, we're not! Ignore that last part! Delete! Delete!
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Searching for Crew in Gunglvyck Jungle
Titan:
You could help me find my crew.
Zartog:
There are more?
Splork:
Two others. We, uh, lost them in Gunglvyck Jungle.
Zartog:
What kind of idiot would go in there?
Titan:
Ham.
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Luna's Frustration with Comet's Behavior
Luna:
Let me just say one thing.
Comet: [listening through radio]
Luna's alive!
Luna:
You are the most annoying, obnoxious, self-centered creature I've met.
Houston: [listening through radio]
Ham's alive.
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Unexpected Conversations Among Unlikely Characters
Bill Gates: [[Einstein]
Oh, I don't know what makes me happier-- ]'s unified field theory... or watching monkeys on a treadmill.
Titan: [singing]
: I am Titan, I am strong!
Ham: [singing; throws banana peel at Titan and he slips; Luna looking at Ham, mad]
: No one wants to sing along. Get a life, one two. You're lame, Three, four. What?
Dr. Bob: [[Harvard]
And to think, I almost dropped out of ] to start a software company. Who's laughing now, Bill Gates?
Bill Gates:
Memorizing sequences is a vital test of the chimps brain capacity.
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