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Excitement Builds for Boat Party
Annie
Who's ready to party on the big boat besides me?
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A vow to stay home forever
Annie
I'll swear, I'm never leaving this house again.
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Finding a Suitable Solution
Annie
What do we have? Yeah, this'll do. This will do.
[searches for items in the closet; discovers a smaller chainsaw; discovers a much larger chainsaw, then picks it up]
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A Humorous Take on Unconventional Solutions
Constance
The only way that patch is going to help me is if I roll it and smoke it.
[''to her husband about her nicotine patch'']
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Vacation Reflections Amidst Chaos
John
How do you like the vacation so far?
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Uncertainty in a Time-Critical Situation
Juliano
Now, I have no time left, and I don't know what this guy's capable of!
Alex
What guy?!
[confused, he grabs Juliano's arm]
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The Captain's Duty in Crisis Situations
Geiger
Traditionally speaking, isn't it true that the Captain goes down with his ship?
[before killing the Captain]
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The Fragility of Extreme Relationships
Annie
Relationships based on extreme circumstances never work out.
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Vacation Plans and Concerns in the Caribbean
Annie
Okay, let's go out on vacation. Where?
Alex
The Caribbean.
Annie
Oh, the Caribbean? Do you have a concussion?
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A Perfect Night with a Twist
Annie
This night seems almost too perfect.
Alex
Want me to step on your foot?
Annie
You already did.
Alex
Oh, I mean again?
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A Reason to Increase Speed
Alex
Go faster.
Maurice
Give me one good reason!
Alex
If you don't, I'll throw you over.
Maurice
That's a good reason.
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Misunderstood Anniversary Gift Leads to Emergency Room
Annie
Jack, he was never the romantic type. For our anniversary, he gives me pepper spray. PEPPER SPRAY. I think it's perfume. I end up in the emergency room.
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Consequences of Poor Decisions in Coastal Living
Marifa
Bad luck to run ship over town.
Maurice
No shit, bad luck! I just bought a condo here!
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Emergency Actions on a Runaway Ship
Merced
We cannot stop the ship!
Alex
Then we have to slow it down.
Merced
What are you going to do? Are you going to let the air out of the tires?
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Tension Builds Among Passengers in Crisis
Dante
It's not working!
[constantly fails to open the locked fire door with the crowbar]
Harvey
Will you hurry up!
Annie
Wait, Dante! I think I've got something!
[returns to Dante with the much larger chainsaw that she got from the closet]
Dante
Whoa!
Annie
Everybody back off!
Passengers
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Dante
Yeah, we found the key!
Annie
Everybody, back off!
[activates her chainsaw; cuts a rectangular shape in the fire door with her chainsaw]
Passengers
What? What?
Annie
All right. Okay, okay. Kick. Can you kick it?
[continues activating her chainsaw]
Dante
Look out!
Annie
Can you get out? Can you guys get out?
[puts her already activated chainsaw a few inches closer to the rescued passengers]
Passenger
If you'll back off with the saw.
Annie
What?
Passenger
If you'll back off with the saw, we'll give it a try!
Annie
Oh, sorry! Sorry. Sorry.
[shuts off her chainsaw]
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Staying Calm in Crisis Situations
Annie
I've been in worse situations than this, and panic does not help, trust me!
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